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Shitmydadsays
"These candidates are bullshit, all you're doing is picking out the dick that's going to fuck you"!
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So many things...
....goofy pups wrestling and racing
...teasing Snack about ice cream :cheesy: ...Rooster's perennial silly sense of humor ...ridiculous statements ...colleagues on a conference call hamming it up |
Jo being cute and flipping water on me. Needless to say, she got soaked and then Rooster pushed her in the pool.
"Don't start what you can't finish" haha |
A Kenmore
an Amana now a Whirlpool ....at least this one comes with a four month warranty :seeingstars: |
playin' "tell tale" wit' me 9 year old mate lucas
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A line in a movie ...
"Don't yank on it, it's not your pecker!" |
Watching Spirit on the doggy beach yesterday. She greets everyone she sees. This one particular lady was petting her and Spirit ended up rolling over on her back until a wave came up and got her LOL.
Watching Skye gain her confidence when it came to being on the beach. She did not seem so freaked out about the waves. |
This:
I walked out to the garage to see what Jackhammer was doing this afternoon and she says: "In my 46 years on this Earth, I've never had a naked woman in my garage." And then she kept asking me to pick stuff up. :| |
Watching Shaun of the Dead. So funny! One of my favorite movies:)
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What cracked me up today...??
Posting on my facebook status that I was having a conversation with my surgeon about a third knee surgery and how we both agreed that it would be wise to take time and assess my thoughts, weigh the pros and cons. Then a friend of mine puts on there that I should seek some wisdom from my physical therpaist who is a new friend of mine since I started PT with her the first surgery and continued our friendship now beyond the second surgery. She's also on my facebook.
So anyway, my physical therapist/friend responds that she'd love for me to stop by to discuss what exactly it is the doctor plans to do. I replied that I'd like to stop by for a visit by saying, "Call me crazy but I actually miss that place... lol... and you of course..." Her response, "Yay...I miss ya too. You always take a nice beating with a smile." I swear I don't share my kinks on facebook!! Guess I'm just an obvious kinky bastard even outside the bedroom... Ahahahahaaaaaaaa :rofl: |
"I can't hold my massively long and especially thick beef and text you" ... :rofl:
btw - we're talking about a hamburger here...lol |
this should have taught me NOT to check incoming text messages while I'm driving....especially through several storms...
I had to re-read something twice for it to sink in... I got reprimanded for using the wrong pronoun to refer to a fish :blink::blink: apparently, this :fishswim: went through an identity journey over the course of 3 incoming text messages... first "her", then "him" then, after I responded once, the reprimand stated this pishie pishie prefers to be referred to as "hym"... :blush: |
something a friend of mine posted on facebook about a conversation between her and her son.
Her to her son: I'm pooped. Her son: you pants?! Her to her son: no i'm pooped means i'm drained. I'm pooped. Her son: where?! :rofl: |
Seeing daisy's face pucker after trying a BIG swig of cold KEDEM Grape and Pomegranate and not liking it at all. I laughed so hard I almost had to post in June's "What made you Whiz Today" again!
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Mom's invitation to have supper with her.
Me....what are you having? Mom...Casadea's Me..silently...what the hell is that, Not sure she's ever fixed that before, cuz I don't know what it is. Me.....still thinking...HOOKED ON PHONICS....ahhhh quesadillas.... I texted her back and told her yeah I'd enjoy that. |
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Caught an on demand episode on HBO called Girls. Watched the episode called Vagina Panic...it is a grotesque riot.
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I LOVE COOKIES! MMMM!
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