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Walking outside to retrieve something out of my truck.. And my neighbor waving up a storm and yelling good morning. I wave back and lean into my truck to search for my paper work.
Neighbor yells to me, Hey Blaze? I wanna know where you got those cool looking shorts from? I think my husband will like those, they look comfortable! I look down and turn beat red... Umm ahhh well Ma'am, as I slowly cover the front of as much of my BOXERS as possible, I umm got them from American Eagle and they may still have some... Thank you Ma"am have a wonderful day! I really need to be more vigilant and aware about my shorts lmao |
I woke up about 4 this morning and couldn't get back to sleep, so I watched cable a while, and caught this show called Gigolos.
Oh. My. God. I was laughing out loud. Those guys are D-U-M-B. But nice. Guess you had to be there. |
A hilarious, and somewhat risqué, conversation that began innocently enough with a very sweet sentiment. We were both laughing so hard we were wiping tears from our eyes. I adore the femmes in my life that have no qualms about saying what's on their mind.
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racoon steals cat food
this cracked me up today. just watch the video it'll make you laugh too when he runs with the food in his hands...... lmao |
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my little mama.....asking me how to take a selfie...lol
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my little Lizzie bug....
We were talking about things that would be good for her apartment for cooking.... I suggested a crock pot...and she said "I think I really want one of those Gary Coleman grills!!" :| After I stopped laughing...I had to tell her she meant "George Foreman". Liz being Liz...she was all..."isn't that what I said??" That's my baby.... <3 |
Hahahaha; this is so true!
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I got a shrieky panicked call from my eldest child....theres apparently a GINORMOUS spider in her apartment....
I go there fast as I can (in my jammies) to help her with said spider. I let myself in....and am greeted with the sight of my grown child on a chair pointing and shrieking..... lol She didnt get that from my side of the family.... I caught the admittedly massive spider and rehomed him to a shrub outside...I think his name will be Stanley... |
the latest commercial for hotels.com....
Im a sucker for imaginative ads....and when they include dark humor....its even gooder.... :) |
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Johnny, tell the people what they've won! And something for fun: I totally cracked up at a few of these. |
omg this made me laugh/!!! its sooooo true!!
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Fargo on FX. I laugh till I nearly cry each week.
Billy Bob is just terrific. When I first read about it, I wondered why they would make a series out of a classic but it is great. :scarytv: |
I'm still cracking up....
While trying to catch a 2 pound crazy guinea bird, my roommate and I had to finally pin her between the chicken cage and a portable 3 level wire cage...I yelled at Blade to "block that side" and as he did, the crazy guinea did a complete BACK FLIP trying to get out the other side. The back flip cracked me up...and for a critter who's brain is about the size of 2 peas..she did a great, smart job of evading us for about a half hour and many crazy trips circling the chicken cage. |
I caught the end of the movie Drop Dead Gorgeous....
Its definitely dark humor...which appeals to me....lol |
my mother's dog....trying to bark with a ball in her mouth....lol
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I cracked up at Mawmaw hinting she wanted to be treated to a pedicure.
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my knitting lady/ client....
she was telling me about her friend at church and how she sits in the front pew with all her grandchildren each week.... I told her my (childhood) theory that thr REALLY good people sit in the front because they arent afraid for god to see them... She paused and looked down and said.... "Well....I dont sit in the front pew...." Then she looked at me with twinkling eyes and we both just guffawed about that.....Im still chuckling even now.... :) |
my mothers pit bull pup....
she's discovered bugs! Now she spends heaps of her outside time looking at the ground.....ears perked...snuffing the grass here and there....lol Its the cutest thing ever.... I keep waiting for her to hear a Who.... :) |
Being distracted...can lead you in the wrong direction. Like missing your turn off, well, two of them to be exact. Using only a few choice words, lol. Then getting stuck in traffic going the wrong way. Making only one u-turn and realizing.....maybe traffic was on my side today..
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I was walking into work and a friend showed me something from facebook.
It said....If I died today and went to hell, it would take me at least a week to realize I'm not at work! That cracked me up!:superfunny: (sadly, it's true) |
what cracked you up today.
Watching my friend get splash by a car when it drove into a puddle ....then not paying attention same puddle different car got me ....Karma ....nothing to do but LOL...goodtimes!:)
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Watching Riley and Peppa run laps through the house going between my roomate and I
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Laughing
Early this morning when my coworker was telling me how to say naughty things in Spanish!:o
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My poodle Jacques.....he got a cookie and decided to "bury" it in my shirt.....
I guess Im trustworthy then? |
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Note to self....close door when practicing pole dancing
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my local restaurant....at which my daughter's childhood bff waitresses....
they have implemented a no swearing policy.....complete with a swear jar.....they got 2 dollars from my stepfather this morning :D |
The look on my dogs face when he woke up on the patio this morning!
Omg, priceless! |
when taking out the trash veggies to the deer to feed on...tossed it out forward, and the wind picked up just then and blew it back onto me.
Just live with the visual...lol lol (no one saw) |
fishing with my eldest
fishing off the bridge with my eldest.....when suddenly her lure goes flying as shes casting.....
she gasps in dismay and tells me its her favorite lure..... long story short.....we end up going down the side of the embankment to fish out a silly floaty frog.....and yet we caught nothing......but it sure was fun :) |
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Getting into an online debate with someone over Gays and the religious agenda and them getting pissed off and telling me that they were a Christian and that I needed to "read my fucking Bible".
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