old people
fat people
disabled people

gm3 dog breeds you'd never own

German shepherd
Doberman Pinscher
Rottweiler

gm3 things you find funny soon as you think of them

The Geico commerical with Farmer Brown trying to spell cow.

The guys I work with.

My niece Maddie .

GM3 things you love about your childhood.

1- spending my time with my dad
2- going camping on weekends with my family
3- my Nan (mom's mom)

Give me 3 things you love about your life

My family

It's quiet and peaceful and happy

I really have been dealt a great hand, I have so many things to be thankful for, it's hard to pick only three but for my third choice I think I will say, my health. I have been blessed with great health and I don't take it for granted ever. Not even for a second.

GM3 Ways you are like your father .

1. Our humor

2. Our mannerisms

3. We both wear our emotions on our sleeve.

GM3 hard lessons you've learned in life

1. age does matter
2. there's a difference between "neighbours" and "the people that bought the house next door"
3. money can buy you happiness.

gm3 desserts you can't resist

I lie
I cheat
I covet my neighbour's wife

gm3 of yours ( and they can't be the same as mine even if they are)

I don't even believe yours! LOL

I am addicted to sugar. (gluttony)
I am very lazy. (sloth)
I find people endlessly irritating. (wrath)

Give me three reasons why you think sloths are disturbing creatures.

1. they smell terrible
2. theyre hard to spot and easy to walk into just hanging there
3. they aren't endangered enough to be cuteand no one is collecting money for them.

gm3 reasons you don't believe my vices.

I didn't hear it.

I didn't see it.

I didn't touch it. (with a 10 ft pole)

gm3 reasons why people like cats more than dogs.

they're lazy
cats are independent
cats don't require a lot of attn

gm3 ways to enjoy a rainy day

take an antidepressant
take to your bed
take another antidepressant and go back to bed

gm3 good meds

Jim Beam
Southern Comfort
Midori (my favorite)

gm3 reasons why dogs are better than cats

You just made me laugh, btw


dogs:
their shit is bigger and easier to find in the house
they eat cat hairballs
they don't need to be taken for walks the way cats do.

gm3 reasons you'd never call your dog "Anthony"

1. Rupert is a better name.

2. My dog would be female. (no lifting of the leg for the entire walk)

3. Save Anthony for an Italian Greyhound. I'd go Ridgeback if I had a dog.


gm3 of your favourite songs to have sex by