see the earth in rear view mirror
blasting off would be a blast
the titillating anxiety abt whether I'd make it back

gm3 colours you never wear.

1- pink
2- purple
3- anything bright/ fluorescent

Give me 3 things / people that made you smile today

My furbies
The lady at PetSmart
Puppies!

GM3 things that always make you laugh

George Costanza
A kitten stalking anything
Being over-tired

GM3 things you do better than most people

make excuses
stall
write condolence cards

gm3 times you figured it was ok to tell a big lie.

Process MY thoughts
Process MY feelings
Verbalized both of the aforementioned

GM3 things that infuriate you

Rudeness
Dirty dishes left overnight
Tangled hair

GM3 things you buy at the grocery store simply to look good at the checkout (Am I the only one buying kale for this reason?)

You are.

1. Haagen Das
2. leeks
3. baby arugula

gm3 things ppl avoided before gluten

Their mother's phone calls
Jury duty
Each other


Give me three things that smell better than you expect them to

1. female hockey players
2. newborns
3. frozen dog shit

gm3 examples of dangling participles

I have a hammering headache.
[verb=have, participle=hammering]

Every day Julie is thankful for running water.
[verb=is, participle=running]

The flying dust tickled his nose.
[verb=tickled, participle=flying]

gm3 sounds you don't care for

car alarms
Nova Scotia fiddlers
siamese cats in heat

gm3 you'd gladly pay someone to do for you.... but don't

full body massage

foot massage

help refinish furniture

gm3 reasons to learn a new language.

1.you always sound so much more sophisticated and seductive when you're hitting on someone in a foreign language

2 Mandarin ... I want what that Chinese family over there is eating, please.

3. If God is Italian, I want to be ready.

gm3 things you like to do in the bathtub

I think the last time I took a bath just because was probably over 2-3 years ago but when I do.....

1- Read
2- Nothing
3- Read

Give me 3 things you love about your partner (or loved about your ex -- if you are not in a relationship at the moment)

My ex...
1. she has a world class knowledge of opera.. she managed the tower record store in the castro and her mother was an opera singer
2.she was raised and lived in san francisco... her father was gay
3. she has 23 tats and not one of them is part of a sleeve.... some dating back 30 years.

current --

she always knows how to make my shitty day into a good day
we cook very well together
she loves me for me.

gm3 ways to teach a kid to tie their shoe laces

Velcro
loafers
flip flops

gm3 "creepy" foods you couldn't force yourself to eat even if you were very hungry.

Mayonnaise
Mushrooms
Onions

GM3 things you would take with you during the apocalypse

mayonnaise
mushrooms
onions

:ambulance:

gm3 reasons why you'd rather be sick ( moderately) than go to a doctor/hospital..