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chefhmboyrd 07-08-2010 09:51 AM

ooohhhh
i am loving my gloves, nothing like formal length latex to get a girl going
mmmmmmmmmmmm

always2late 07-08-2010 10:27 AM

Stop me if you've heard this one....Two cats and a sheepdog walk into a bar....

Rook 07-08-2010 10:34 AM

A penguin is taking a road trip when his car suddenly breaks down. Luckily for him, he finds himself just down the street from a mechanic. So,he pushes his car to the shop and asks the mechanic to take a look. The mechanic tells him that it will probably take a little while to find the problem and asks him to come back in an hour.

The penguin goes over to the supermarket, buys some fish sticks and vanilla ice cream, and spends the rest of the hour hanging out in the frozen section. After the hour is up, he waddles over to the mechanic's shop.

Seeing him come in, the mechanic walks over, and wiping his hands on a rag, says, 'Looks like you've blown a seal.'

The penguin blushes, wipes his beak with his flipper and says, 'No, it's just vanilla ice cream.'


:sunglass:

Isadora 07-08-2010 11:14 AM

See meeeeeeeeeeee Feeeel meeeeeeeeeeeeee, Touch meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Heal meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee (Who tribute.)

chefhmboyrd 07-08-2010 12:01 PM

oh these ankle socks???
why yes Sandra Dee gave them to me last year for my birthday

Duchess 07-08-2010 12:03 PM

I am too damn lovable!!! :)

Greyson 07-08-2010 12:44 PM

"Luck Be A Lady Tonight...."

chefhmboyrd 07-08-2010 12:46 PM

good evening ladies and germs......
i just don't get women......
take my wife .....
no really take her, she is all yours

Duchess 07-08-2010 12:47 PM

Clark Kent in the house!!!

Arwen 07-08-2010 01:42 PM

This small box can never contain all of me!

Ebon 07-08-2010 01:45 PM

Yes I know, aren't my nails just gorgeous!!

Isadora 07-08-2010 01:49 PM

Did someone say Texas Hold 'Em?

chefhmboyrd 07-08-2010 01:55 PM

man that betty page has some gams on her.......
whew

Isadora 07-08-2010 02:22 PM

Squirrel!!!!!!!!!!!!

Arwen 07-08-2010 02:39 PM

There's no place like the dungeon.
There's no place like the dungeon.
There's no place like the dungeon.
Gee, slave toto, I hope this works.

Isadora 07-08-2010 02:45 PM

mmmm I smell good!!!!!!

Rook 07-08-2010 04:24 PM

Why yes, yes u may be green with Envy....These ARE jimmy Choos !!

Gemme 07-08-2010 08:37 PM

Looking into the frozen food locker, Frank realized that there might be a problem....

chefhmboyrd 07-08-2010 09:09 PM

look at me i'm a faerie

Arwen 07-08-2010 09:10 PM

FLEA! On my nose. GET IT OFF.


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