Pet peeves
 

When humans think it is funny to give you the finger or say f*** y***. That is not humor and is not funny. That would be the last thing someone ever said to me.

Be polite and be respectful to other humans.

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When someone blows his/her nose at the dinner table. Please do not. :quickdraw:

People who use a lot of floral bathroom spray and think it smells better than a fart.

Real Estate Speak:

"Starter home" ( it's a dump but $800,000 reno will make it liveable ).

"View of ocean or mountains" ( Here, get up on this ladder and grab these binoculars).

"Up-and-coming neighbourhood " (Once the gang wars end and shopkeepers return and remove the plywood and bars on their windows).

"Close to parks and shopping" ( You can walk your dog in the Walmart parking lot")

"If you're a gardener, you'll love it" (Especially if you're a heavy equipment operator).

etc

After slaving over a hot stove or oven for hours cooking someone's requested meal, and hearing....


it's called a backhanded compliment, meant to "sound" polite, but it's actually a slam directed right atcha.

I'm sure you have heard other versions...

You look great in that suit, too bad your gut sticks out....

A friend called them poison sandwiches....something delish wrapped in moldy bread.

It's a "you are not good enough" message meant for your solar
plexus.

Being intentionally rude and later acting all innocent.... for example:

"I'm glad to help while you transition to getting your own place! Glad to have you! Just when you leave be sure to take your Mom with you! hahahahahaha!!!!"

Not really seeing the humor in this, but I do see the ugly part.

Later in the evening it's : " What did I do now?? There is no pleasing you."

:| WTF

The dish washer is right next to the sink, but it takes the dishes being piled up in the sink before they make it to the dish washer...go figure.

I really hate when people take advantage of my safe traveling distance and cut in front of me...

Pet peeves
 

People that are self centered and arrogant.

Example, we have a new rider on the commute van and as soon as he sits down he lays his seat back in the lap of the passenger behind him without asking. He also blasts the a/c without asking the other passengers if they want a temperature change. Lastly, he expects us to wait for him to arrive when it is convenient for him.

It must be nice to be the most important person wherever you are.

Rude!

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The dish washer at home is less than a foot and a half from the sink, BUT, somehow the dishes never quite make it to the dish washer unless I say something about it... me thinks my off spring is lazy about these things... or worse.

when people at work will throw trash in a trash can when they can clearly see that there is no trash bag in the can!!! It makes me wonder, would they do this at home???? How disgusting!

I call these the "special people" :blink:

Crumbs in the butter...when washing dishes or loading the dishwasher...forks all belong in the same hole, spoons in a different hole, knives pointing blade down in a 3rd hole...drives me nuts to put flatware away when it is all mixed up

When people will put a container of food, juice, whatever back in the refrigerator instead of just throwing it out when there is only like a drop or two of stuff left in it! My step grandson does it all the time. There can be literally two swallows of kool aid left in the jug and he puts it back in the fridge! :seeingstars:

When someone insists on having towels folded a specific way! Give me a break , as long as it's folded what does it matter?:|