:|

thats just not right!!!

Okay..............third bat, I can't find him, he flew into the kitchen.......he didn't come back, I went after him, I don't see him. He is not attacking any of the shell wreaths.....oh wait! he's back!

Crap, now I've lost that freaking bat in my bedroom.....this is beginning to not be that funny. :|

i wonder what she's trying to tell me :\
 

she posted this on my FB

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphot...74786821_n.jpg

then DON'T pull my damn finger!!!

A friend sent this to me this morning before our race tonight. This made me laugh.

http://i1268.photobucket.com/albums/...s/olympics.jpg

This one too. (I still watch reruns- great show!)

http://i1268.photobucket.com/albums/...ces/golden.jpg

Friends....and GREAT visuals! :cheesy:

Quickly scanning through the cable TV guide channels without my glasses on to really focus, I pass one over because the title implied it was an Adult Pay PerView channel ...
then it dawns on me... the title was XXX SUMMER OLYMPICS ....the info window started with "Water Sports...."... :blink: :blink:

Someone writing the guide didn't think that one through ...

This is funny!
 

my daughter begging me to tweeze her brows for her student id then shrieking from the bathroom that one was thinner than the other...everyone would think she she looked 'suspicious' all year long!!!

Me tagging along on Blade's shoe hunting trip, he suddenly announces to the lady helping him "she knows I'm a shoe whore!"...

I had to wipe the computer screen clean ...
 

my babe and mines tickle fest. :)

I'm STILL rolling about this one!! And what makes it funnier, I recently had the pleasure of talking with "Chuc" ...
 

and a mutual friend and I are planning to go see Chuc in action during his next play... I can't wait!!
In person... he rolls off the jokes so fast and so witty that you never have a chance to catch up!!



I can't wait to ask him how his "Welfare Plan" worked out?

Having a video/karaoke evening at the shelter... and six teens singing the Banana Song.. in unison... and surprisingly not sounding too bad together. LOL too bad they didn't sing something worth listening to :rofl:

http://joemygod.blogspot.com/2012/08...-is-fired.html


Not only did he light himself on fire..... Ahahahahahaha!