Goofball best friend and his clear liquid diet...
 

From Blade: "SOB i bought bananna pop cycles, but they are bananna cream pop cycles"

My response: "knucklehead. Show me a clear banana.

"He pooped in the potty!"
-from the mom of my 3-year-old client

Some things never change
 

See if u c my glasses please. Lost them this morning.

mom do you have my w-2?

Give Briar peewee a goodnight kiss for me

"History repeats itself"

A pic collage from my ex of pics of us through the years that we have been together as lovers and friends.

Lois wants to meet you.... (text from my mom, she's excited we will see each other soon, Lois is her hairdresser and long time friend).

Is it bigger than a bread box???!!!!

You have mad skills! ;)

Text
 

It was a treat to see you today.

:cowboy:

From the postal carrier who picks up mail at a drop box where I frequently leave mail to be mailed:

"I found your letter and put your postage on it."

And after I thanked him for saving my day, he texted back, saying:

"I'm wishing you the very best."

"Frogtastic News!
Undercover Tourist Order # xxxxxx
has been confirmed."
(Disney World tickets)

Her
"Are you still alive???...call me!!"

Me
"What's up"

Like what's going on?...of course it was nothing serious. :wallbreak:

"Coming home to u"

Delivered: Your Amazon package with Cute Fluffy Pink Poodle Faux Fur Pom Pom Key Chain was delivered. More info at xxxxxxxxx

The Baby Shark sound byte from my best friend.