Lord, neither! We don't even have cricket pitches ;). If forced to choose, I'd run a football field...in the middle of the night.

Would you rather swim the English channel or ride the Tour de France (with training, of course)?

A bicycle. Would that not be essential to riding a unicycle? Actually, knowing me, a tricycle.

Would you rather vacation in a national park (or your equivalent), or a large city?

Rooibos isn't very common here-yet. I suppose decaff if I had to choose, but I like Chinese green tea or Sleepytime best.

Would you rather drink blended vegetable juice or fruit juice?

Isn't it night there? Yeah, the same thing I should be doing ;). Def. playing word games, or Bejeweled, or any games.

Would you rather talk on the phone or give a speech?

*looks down at Godzilla feet* Sneakers, as I am now.

Would you rather wear a color you didn't like but felt fabulous, or a color you love but was scratchy?

I am a dinosaur. Develop a roll of film, or better yet, drop it off.

Would you rather, fix a car or write a computer program?

I don't know who Georgina Michael is, but anything other than Justin Timberlake. I'm not a pop music fan.

Would you rather, listen to a symphony concert or a rock concert?

Ah! I actually like some of his work, including that song.

(I think I got the games mixed up :P)

Can short people play lacrosse? Since I'm useless at basketball, I'd go for lacrosse.

Would you rather watch sports or play them?

I'm already musical, so sports would be a challenge :). I'm about trying things I'm not necessarily good at.

Would you rather work maths or write a paper?

A flamboyant hat. I wish Titanic-like hats and hairpins would come back in fashion. All of it (except corsets), actually.

Would you rather, wear a kimono (assuming culturally appropriate) or a bullfighter's outfit-to work?

Cyclops. He can't see me if I stay out of range. Someone's seen the great Jason and the Argonauts movie from the '70's.

Modern art or Impressionists?

That's a close one. Forced to choose, the Uffizi, more because of Italy surrounding it.

True or false, you would travel to someplace restless or dangerous (i.e. North Korea or the Middle East)

Never been to Amsterdam and not into drugs. I would go for the Anne Frank house and the red-light district, definitely.

True or false, you have been to Asia

Anne was a person of class and taste, unlike Bieber. She probably would have enjoyed the popular music, but I see her more into serious music.

False, never been on any vessel-afraid of ships.

True or false, you have been to Egypt.

False, although this would be something totally up my alley. There's controversy over where the bodies actually come from, so I can't ethically support this unless I'm sure.

True or false, you have seen Stonehenge (and is it anything more than a pile of big stones in a field?)

False, but this (and Paris itself) is on my bucket list. Probably me and 50,000 other people think getting up there is the most romantic thing to do ever.

True or false, you have been to Edinburgh.

False, I grew up on Gilbert and Sullivan, so always had a love for theatre.

True or false, you are now colossally wasting time watching videos or playing games (other than this)-not that I mind

False, none are my choice ;)

Would you rather ski or snowboard?

I've already endured the kids singing in school plays AND sleeping on every rock within 50 miles that came to migrate under my back on a camping trip. I'll take the kids.

Dog or cat person?

(of course, you have the Woodipotamus)

I take it you mean holistic medicine?

I tend to use conventional because so many remedies are not regulated here, so you really don't know what you're getting.

Would you rather go to a library or to the movies?