Well , This good looking Cowboy who has brown curly hair with a touch of grey just might stand still along enough for a warm hearted Femme who owns a cat and likes "uncooked" coconut, ..........and reserves a lap and a warm comfortable bed for her as well.......


Checking notes...........:glasses:
Loving Touch....√
comfort food butch" in moderation...√
funny...√
nurturing manner...√
cuddle bunny...√
"Thor" God of nature and domestic in all things...

"Thinking"............ I'm Santa Clause lil ole Helper wont graduate till I pass all the material of the trade of the business in December.....√



Set Go!!!!! *w*:rofl:

Well thinking of this beauty I met long ago....been long time crushing.....she knows just how much I crush her :) Remember when we would ..........


:snowballfight: GOTCHA!!!!!

but you know I only throw Hershey filled snowballs at you xo

See?!?!

Ladies, all you have to do is put your desire in print... Arwen says so... just like when she says " seek joy ".
:glasses:

looking for more goodies ..... :bunchflowers:

Ok... I just feel the need to make this little announcement...

I am meeting my crush in...

...24 days!!!!!

One word...

Gnocchi

<3

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Katniss~~(Ohhhh, *now* I remember why.....)

Yep. 5 years and counting.

Sweet Butterscotch, you are my butch and I am your femme.

I get crushes on women that can make me laugh. Watch your back Sweet Butterscotch! ... oh, I'm kidding but I really do appreciate women with humour.. kudos Bliss.

Many have tried, none have conquered :pirate-steer:

:rofl:

No, seriously .... I'm a terrible catch... I'm not a gourmet cook... I will scratch your back without asking... I have a nasty habit of kissing for no good reason ... and I'm very selfish, I won't share my body with anyone but you... I will spoil you so rotten your mother will not be able to stand you. I refuse to twerk or show off my cleavage ... I'll insist you sit while I get you something to eat/drink.

Face it. No one wants any of that. Plus I'm too cheerful and happy first thing in the morning. And i make sure you don't run out of smokes, cookies, soda, coffee and other life affirming needs.

I'm hell on wheels I tell ya!!!! :pirate-steer: Arrrggghhhh!!

and then:


"You totally had me until the cheery first thing in the morning thing. No wonder why you can't find anyone"..... ccb

Rightio... I dropped out of the race at the first refusal to twerk, the forcing me to sit , and also where am I supposed to stuff the dollar bills if you wont show your cleavage?

Duh.... my purse is on the table.... fill'er up!!!! Oh and if you have any 50% coupons to Joanne's, slip some of those in the side pocket.

Ya see ... perky is out, bitchy is in....

Treat me nice and I will belly dance for you and only you. The Bliss NEVER twerks... that's for amateurs. I have special outfits ya know... and ankle jewelry.

:bellydancer:

And I thought I was clever.....:bowdown:

I have a little crush on Sweet Bliss and Collette right now. Their exchange just made me laugh. Thank you both. :)

~Big W

Oh Love don't give up!:rrose:

Faint of heart never won the Lady Fair! :goodluck:

:rofl: damn dropped my veil .... hold on... Sit down ...I'll get it!!!
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