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Orema 09-12-2015 04:02 AM
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Originally Posted by Bèsame* (Post 1006223)
A chill went thru my bones, as I remembered that day...
.... when I opened the box and found a maple leaf drenched in syrup.

meridiantoo 09-12-2015 04:16 AM
...I pondered what the sender intended with this gift, and what I will do now that my shovel is gone...

C0LLETTE 09-12-2015 08:05 PM
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Originally Posted by meridiantoo (Post 1013813)
...I pondered what the sender intended with this gift, and what I will do now that my shovel is gone...
but quitting my job at the cemetery was a lot easier than I had imagined when I learned how to make leafy mini, gift Christmas trees out Cheez Whiz and maple syrup, so...

Kätzchen 09-27-2015 06:01 PM
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Originally Posted by C0LLETTE (Post 1013966)
but quitting my job at the cemetery was a lot easier than I had imagined when I learned how to make leafy mini, gift Christmas trees out Cheez Whiz and maple syrup, so...
Fortunately, I came to my senses and resumed making Lemon Drop Martinis. Thank heavens, because....

homoe 09-27-2015 06:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Kätzchen (Post 1017774)
Fortunately, I came to my senses and resumed making Lemon Drop Martinis. Thank heavens, because....
The very next day some good looking woman told me HOW much she just loved Lemon Drop Martinis......

homoe 10-02-2015 04:54 PM
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Originally Posted by homoe (Post 1017778)
The very next day some good looking woman told me HOW much she just loved Lemon Drop Martinis......
BUMP BUMP:praying:

C0LLETTE 10-07-2015 03:25 PM
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Originally Posted by homoe (Post 1018707)
BUMP BUMP:praying:
She looked at me and said: That has to be the most sophisticated martini I've ever had; pity it's all sugar syrup and no alcohol

homoe 10-07-2015 05:54 PM
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Originally Posted by C0LLETTE (Post 1019706)
She looked at me and said: That has to be the most sophisticated martini I've ever had; pity it's all sugar syrup and no alcohol
"Hey, I put plenty of booze in there" I said to her! She must of been..........

C0LLETTE 10-07-2015 06:25 PM
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Originally Posted by homoe (Post 1019729)
"Hey, I put plenty of booze in there" I said to her! She must of been..........
gestational diabetic so it's just as well she didn't drink much of it and asked for........

MsTinkerbelly 10-07-2015 06:56 PM
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Originally Posted by C0LLETTE (Post 1019741)
gestational diabetic so it's just as well she didn't drink much of it and asked for........
Some seltzer water to cut the sweetness, then...

C0LLETTE 10-07-2015 07:00 PM
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Originally Posted by MsTinkerbelly (Post 1019772)
Some seltzer water to cut the sweetness, then...
she reached into her purse and brought out a pack of cigarettes, I immediately...

homoe 10-07-2015 07:01 PM
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Originally Posted by MsTinkerbelly (Post 1019772)
Some seltzer water to cut the sweetness, then...
Lady Gaga phoned! She wanted to know if....

C0LLETTE 10-07-2015 07:05 PM
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Originally Posted by homoe (Post 1019777)
Lady Gaga phoned! She wanted to know if....
there were any cigarettes in the

homoe 10-07-2015 07:08 PM
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Originally Posted by C0LLETTE (Post 1019784)
there were any cigarettes in the
ashtray with her lipstick on them! Boy I got a big shock when I ran to look:seeingstars:

C0LLETTE 10-07-2015 07:11 PM
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Originally Posted by homoe (Post 1019790)
ashtray with her lipstick on them! Boy I got a big shock when I ran to look:seeingstars:
tripped and landed face down on

homoe 10-07-2015 07:25 PM
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Originally Posted by C0LLETTE (Post 1019793)
tripped and landed face down on
As I picked myself up and dusted myself off I felt..........

C0LLETTE 10-07-2015 07:32 PM
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Originally Posted by homoe (Post 1019813)
As I picked myself up and dusted myself off I felt..........
a gun muzzle in the small of my back and a low soft voice saying....

homoe 10-07-2015 07:34 PM
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Originally Posted by C0LLETTE (Post 1019831)
a gun muzzle in the small of my back and a low soft voice saying....
"Want to role play"? A huge smile came across my face as I recognized who the voice belonged to:blush:

C0LLETTE 10-07-2015 07:37 PM
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Originally Posted by homoe (Post 1019837)
"Want to role play"? A huge smile came across my face as I recognized who the voice belonged to:blush:
it was the elevator operator i'd had sex with last week in Dubai's tallest building and she wanted....

homoe 10-09-2015 05:05 PM
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Originally Posted by C0LLETTE (Post 1019840)
it was the elevator operator i'd had sex with last week in Dubai's tallest building and she wanted....
another go at it BUT.....


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