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Taking things literally can lead to confusion, but at the end of the day, 11:59.
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lol, I don't care what anyone says - this joke is hilarious.
3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducked.
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The smell of a deli can make you crave a sandwich subconsciously.
How do you impress a baker when you’re taking his daughter on a date? Bring her flours. |
Why was Leo afraid to drive on the freeway?
He had awrecknaphobia. |
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Relayed to me yesterday by an old friends' 7&3/4's (the 3/4's is crucial to a 7yr old) old daughter:
What cheese hides a small horse? Mascapony |
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No eye deer! |
cowboy
The sheriff told his deputy "right were looking for a cowboy in paper pants, a paper shirt and paper boots, the deputy asked "whats he wanted for? the sheriff said "rustling"
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What do you call a grizzly bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear. Where do books sleep? Under their covers. |
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