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Happy_Go_Lucky 05-03-2015 06:10 AM

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Happy_Go_Lucky 05-04-2015 07:18 PM

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gotoseagrl 05-04-2015 11:30 PM

Taking things literally can lead to confusion, but at the end of the day, 11:59.

Smiling 05-09-2015 06:21 PM

lol, I don't care what anyone says - this joke is hilarious.
 
3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducked.

gotoseagrl 05-12-2015 05:02 PM

The smell of a deli can make you crave a sandwich subconsciously.

How do you impress a baker when you’re taking his daughter on a date? Bring her flours.


Happy_Go_Lucky 05-13-2015 04:07 AM

Why was Leo afraid to drive on the freeway?

He had awrecknaphobia.

Orema 06-22-2015 08:25 AM

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Happy_Go_Lucky 06-23-2015 06:35 AM

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Happy_Go_Lucky 07-10-2015 06:04 PM

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Kobi 07-26-2015 07:43 AM

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TheHinduPose 08-02-2015 01:57 PM

Relayed to me yesterday by an old friends' 7&3/4's (the 3/4's is crucial to a 7yr old) old daughter:
What cheese hides a small horse?
Mascapony

Happy_Go_Lucky 08-25-2015 07:55 PM

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Kobi 08-26-2015 03:20 PM

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Orema 09-09-2015 07:08 AM

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A. Spectre 09-09-2015 07:14 AM

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Orema 09-22-2015 05:19 AM

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Wrang1er 09-30-2015 06:02 PM

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No eye deer!

mythy 10-04-2015 11:22 AM

cowboy
 
The sheriff told his deputy "right were looking for a cowboy in paper pants, a paper shirt and paper boots, the deputy asked "whats he wanted for? the sheriff said "rustling"

gotoseagrl 10-04-2015 03:17 PM

What do you call a grizzly bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear.

Where do books sleep?

Under their covers.

Happy_Go_Lucky 10-06-2015 07:56 AM

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