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Kast 11-16-2009 10:24 AM

No, Diva, the "fuku" is an added twist to the mix... we like that which is slightly bent? Let me think of one?:

Fullerenes, squaline,
Mercury, no telling what all?
I'm not getting shot!

Diva 11-16-2009 10:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kam (Post 6421)
No, Diva, the "fuku" is an added twist to the mix... we like that which is slightly bent? Let me think of one?:

Fullerenes, ethanol,
Mercury, no telling what all?
I'm not getting shot!


Bent does work for me.
Diva participates well!
Bend me baby, bend me good!


:fallenangel:





Kast 11-16-2009 10:39 AM

I liked your flowers, Kat. Is the bacon cooking? Pardon me, honey, while I spank Diva? Is that ok? (Been out here two minutes and in trouble already...)

KayCee 11-16-2009 10:47 AM

Yeah! Kam..do it NOW!..while she's bent..but ONLY if ya come by..been naughty too!..burnt the bacon!..LOL

Speaking about getting in trouble..FAST..!!http://www.butchfemmeplanet.com/foru...s/freakout.gif

Queerasfck 11-16-2009 11:44 AM

For Chester
 
Chester does back flips
has foamy rabid dog mouth
seeks new dog friends

Diva 11-16-2009 05:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kam (Post 6432)
I liked your flowers, Kat. Is the bacon cooking? Pardon me, honey, while I spank Diva? Is that ok? (Been out here two minutes and in trouble already...)


Stop teasing me, You!
I like the spankings too much!
Bent over, I'll stay.....


:innocent:





Mister Bent 11-16-2009 07:53 PM

Thou shalt use the Bent's name in vain.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Kam (Post 6421)
No, Diva, the "fuku" is an added twist to the mix... we like that which is slightly bent?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Diva (Post 6429)
Bent does work for me.



Quote:

Originally Posted by kat6071 (Post 6436)
Yeah! Kam..do it NOW!..while she's bent..but ONLY if ya come by..been naughty too!..burnt the bacon!..LOL

Y'all rang?


So, yeah, this is slight deviation from the true form of haiku, which has more "rules" than I posted here (but most importantly, a haiku should "paint a mental image in the reader's mind.") Despite rumors to the contrary, though, I'm not that uptight and simply borrowed the verse form for amusement sake.

Carry on.

Diva 11-17-2009 12:22 AM

I've got Your painting,
Mister Anal Rule Bender.
Gotta bent brush, too.



<giggle>


Medusa 11-17-2009 12:35 AM

Bad shoe-eating dog
You better be glad you're loved
Fuzzy peach dragon.

Gemme 11-17-2009 12:35 AM

I'm pure as new snow
and know not of what you speak
but it seems like fun.

Diva 11-17-2009 08:40 AM

I had a bad dream
About my own 2012:
Pandemonium.



KayCee 11-17-2009 08:54 AM

Mr Bent came in
Diva too
Kam all along
I'm bent now
Gotta get out of here!

Diva 11-19-2009 03:32 AM

Sometimes I want heat.
The kind on my ass is best.
Belt, flogger and hand.



:musicnote:





Tommi 11-19-2009 09:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Diva (Post 8469)
Sometimes I want heat.
The kind on my ass is best.
Belt, flogger and hand.


:musicnote:


Sometimes I want heat

The kind on her ass is best

Flat of my hand HOT
:leatherdad:

Kast 11-19-2009 10:17 PM

Spanky haiku thread
This is where the fun is found.
All other threads, ho hum.

lol... (just kiddin')

Mister Bent 11-19-2009 10:25 PM

ode to her favorite icon
 
blue :sock: what are you?
your secret is safe with me
you keep my cock warm

Softly 11-19-2009 10:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mister Bent (Post 8967)
blue :sock: what are you?
your secret is safe with me
you keep my cock warm


:giggle:
:cracked:

that's all I got.

Diva 11-19-2009 11:15 PM

Ode To A Cock Sock
 
Cock :sock: oh cock :sock:
I say, really, what's the point?
O! THERE is the point!!

:eyebat:

Gemme 11-20-2009 02:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mister Bent (Post 8967)
blue :sock: what are you?
your secret is safe with me
you keep my cock warm

Quote:

Originally Posted by Diva (Post 8996)
Cock :sock: oh cock :sock:
I say, really, what's the point?
O! THERE is the point!!

:eyebat:

You people are mean
degrading the common sock
to cover your cock

Queerasfck 11-20-2009 02:55 PM

As nature intended it!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Gemme (Post 9255)
You people are mean
degrading the common sock
to cover your cock

No sock on my cock
it ruins the sensation
it's unnatural


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