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Have you ever just wanted to

...kick someone square in the ass?

HYEJWT tell someone to stfu that just kept on talking?

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Originally Posted by Organicbutch (Post 145273)

HYEJWT tell someone to stfu that just kept on talking?

What? Nooo.

Never.

Nope.

When does that ever happen?

run someone over with your car?

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Originally Posted by Organicbutch (Post 145273)

HYEJWT tell someone to stfu that just kept on talking?

Oh lord, you don't even know. I have this coworker who just NEVER stops talking. I actually get headaches when I work with her, it's that bad.

Example: One of our clients wanted the lightbulb in his bathroom changed and asked the day staff to do it (1/2 of the day staff being that annoying talks-a-lot person) but they were busy and said that they would have us (the evening staff) do it.

So fast forward to 15 minutes to 3pm. I get to work. Annoying person says "so and so needs his lightbulb changed". I said "will do". It should have ended there, right?

NO. It did NOT end there. Instead she launched into a monologue about the last time she changed his bulbs and how he must buy cheap ones if they need changing again already and then stories about how long other people's bulbs last and how she feels about getting up on step ladders, etc etc etc.

This went on for a solid 15 minutes. At 3pm when my shift started I grabbed the step ladder and bolted from the room - because I just couldn't take it any more. 5 minutes later when I got back to the office - she was STILL talking about the fucking light bulb.

I can't stand her. :( I want to pay someone to remove her tongue.

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Originally Posted by Mister Bent (Post 145248)

...kick someone square in the ass?

Oh, yeah, I have! I'd probably fall on my own ass, though... terrible balance...

HYEJWT: Put two people at odds in a locked room and tell them they can't leave until they find common ground? LOL... my Dad used to do this to my siblings and me (not really a locked room, he would put us in chairs across from one another) when we fought. Pretty amazing results....

to slap someone with your flip flop cause they were being stoopid???

Have you ever just wanted to tell someone that their breath is rank and to please go brush their teeth?

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Originally Posted by The_Lady_Snow (Post 145311)

to slap someone with your flip flop cause they were being stoopid???

May I borrow you flip flop please??? oh wait... that person isnt being stupid... they are being an ass... I will require BOTH flip flops please!!

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Originally Posted by Tucker (Post 145332)

Have you ever just wanted to tell someone that their breath is rank and to please go brush their teeth?

uuuggghh yes!!

HYEJWT vomit when someone has nothing better to do than spew hatred??? It sucks...

scream during a quiet scene during a movie?

give up? stop trying? walk away? not care?

............shake some since into someone?

Pop Sarah Palin upside the head? You betcha!!

stand up during a mass and say

"I am LUCIFER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" then laugh maniacally??

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Originally Posted by Mister Bent (Post 145248)

...kick someone square in the ass?

Sometimes I want to do that when they are facing me.

(innocent look #32)

HYEJWT get exactly what you want right now, even though you know that you have to wait and "do things right"?

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Originally Posted by The_Lady_Snow (Post 145508)

stand up during a mass and say

"I am LUCIFER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" then laugh maniacally??

LMBO!!! Oh my gosh that made me laugh and I can soooooo see me doing something like that! Well maybe ......:|

:love1::sparklyheart:HYEJWT Remain lost in an embrace of someone you love because the moment was so perfect?:love1::sparklyheart:

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Originally Posted by Organicbutch (Post 145507)

Pop Sarah Palin upside the head? You betcha!!

Pop people with McCain/Palin bumper sitckers still on their cars upside the head?

Kick square in the ass anyone with a bumper sticker on their car that says, "How's all that "hope" and "change" working out for you?" Especially when they slapped them on 2 months after the dude took office?