I like this one and laughed :
 

Since I can't find the thread things that make you go hmmmm
 

This seems a good place for this....

The other day I passed by a house that has had an old ratty ass couch on their front lawn forever and a day...
and yet they hired a guy to come do the yard.... :|
He did a fine job...around the slightly rained on moth eaten sofa that is smack dab in the middle of the front yard...

I could go on, but delicacy prevents it....I CAN be delicate dammit...

Really???? O_o
 

I found a warning label to stick on the planet
http://www.esarcasm.com/wp-content/d...ing-labels.jpg

Warning on a bar of fruit and nut chocolate:

This product 'may' contain nuts. Not 'does' contain. 'May' contain.

Hhmm...