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Midnight

11-12-2011 07:44 PM

At work

"I'm taking Midnight into the office to do her"

was in regards to my appraisal LMAO

msW8ing

11-13-2011 01:19 PM

My supervisor calling my desk: Hey Wendy, R and S went on break without pulling their jacks..can you please pull their jacks for me?
Me laughing hysterically: Umm sure I can pull their jacks off.
My supervisor: ROFL so loud it was hear all throughout the 3rd floor. :|

girl_dee

11-13-2011 01:46 PM

"Frank is gonna leave some meat on the seat of my truck*

Hollylane

11-13-2011 01:48 PM

I said bring it, and those girls of yours answered my plea.

persiphone

11-14-2011 08:53 AM

"that is the most American cheese i've ever had on my person."

Hollylane

11-14-2011 01:16 PM

"I just had the entire State of Oregon on my tongue" :|

princessbelle

11-14-2011 01:30 PM

"Thursday, i've hired someone to come and trim my raggedy bushes. It is the only day he can do it, so I have to clear my schedule. It needs to be done in the worst way".

Said on the phone this morning with a moment of silence afterward followed by a lot of laughter.

1QuirkyKiwi

11-14-2011 02:34 PM

Overheard whilst standing in a queue: "He poked me again and again in full view of his family!"

........I giggled!

LaneyDoll

11-14-2011 02:37 PM

Overheard at my club; we are pretty bad about innuendo...

(when putting toys back into the bag)
"If it doesn't fit, just push harder!!!"

(when corseting someone)
"I am making it as tight as I can."

(talking about gardening)
"My wife has finally decided that she likes the 6 foot steel spike in her tulips."

:sparklyheart:

Hollylane

11-15-2011 08:54 PM

My neighbors just heard this come out of me:

"For the love of everything Holy, will you stop licking me???"

I'm pretty sure they took it out of context.

SoNotHer

11-19-2011 09:50 AM

Overheard at Mrs. Jones' House

"Ten hours? I've never done that with a femme before."

Hollylane

11-19-2011 10:11 AM

"My bottom lip is chapped, that never happened with a femme either"

and shortly after that I heard...

"Ahhh........Domestic Bliss."

SoNotHer

11-19-2011 10:30 AM

Overheard at Mrs. Jones' House

"I knew it was going to be good, but I didn't know it would be this good."

Hollylane

11-19-2011 10:33 AM

"Spread and sauce. What's left to cover??"

Hollylane

11-19-2011 10:54 AM

"I guess we know what we'll be doing for Thanksgiving!"

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Soon	11-19-2011 11:39 AM

I NEED some stuffing!!

:|

Hollylane

11-19-2011 10:11 PM

From an Indiana Restaurant:

"They've got better buns at this Denny's"

Midnight

11-21-2011 11:36 PM

"your stick is bigger than mine" - gardening

Hollylane

11-21-2011 11:40 PM

"I can't get greased up enough today"

Gentle Tiger

11-22-2011 12:45 AM

Oh sure! Rub it in why don't you. Just wave it in my face. Ok, I might be giving in a little.

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