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Why did it take three reads to understand the bzzzzz in Junes post?
Is that oak tree going to finally fall into my house along with the hill behind me? A few inches of rain and a tornado down south and it's all about StormWatch 2010? Seriously? Just maybe it is not a great idea to build a house on the side of a hill after two or three wildfires have raged on by? Would I rather move in a truck? Or via house sliding down the hill to a new location in the neighbors pool? Do i seem feverish? |
Is burt's bee lip balm the stuff in the little jar? Why is jenny surprise that her brain is melded with june's? Why does Juney have a baby's beehind on her hands? Did the bzzzzzzzzz fly over my head? Is the bee suit hiding in my car? Will it have to come out tonight?
If they didn't build on the side of the hill where would they build? Is it fun to have a driving job this week? Am i enjoying not working today? Would you be any wetter in the neigbor's pool? Could you then also have a moat? Is the hill you are on that big? Is my memory fading me? Do I hope it's just superone's normal delirium? |
Did someone finally take the sign that says "Psychos please apply" off my back?
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Does my ass look big? :twitch:
Did I just sneeze with coffee in my mouth? Was the spewage successfully contained within my orifices? Was it painful? Where's my fuckin star? Is there really a shooting range at the college here? Why did I sell the 22 of my youth? Should any angry, drunk kid at a bonfire who hears something in the brush really have one handy? Will the buzzards be too fat to fly after all that hog dispatching? Did they used to be legal to sell here for meat but now have 5 or 6 diseases? Maybe they always did? Do they eat pork in Haiti? Could we test it all and send the good stuff there? Surely there is some that's good? What's the legal limit of cock's you can have in Texas again? Am I not talking roosters? Can I please have a baby Brahma cow? And some milking goats? And a bay or palomino horse and one nice body guard donkey? And 7 chickens? And one guard goose for Arnold? And a new barn? Is that really asking too much? How bout just my unemployment w'2s in the mailbox soon? Has June had any eggs get stuck in the hole yet? Does she have emergency lube just in case? |
Did someone say cock in here?
How much is to much cock? Who else like cock cake here? |
Will I pass on the cock cake? Caked cock? And the cock on the cake?
Did I forget all of dudes quwstions? Is it too hard to look at them all on my blackberry? Did everyone ignore my question about blackberries? Is it too wet for the bee suit today? Did I make the guy sittin in a chair in the parkin lot under an umbrella in the pourin rain laugh? Did I tell him his job was officially worse then mine? Is it everyday? Dam did a monsoon suddenly strike? Was the sky only blue for a moment? Am I once again sittin in my car bored? Is my cafe mocha really yummy? How long will I have to wait this time? |
where are the bees all going? do you find local honey helpful with allergies- if you have any? can a talk radio show ever keep your interest/you in the car and errands take longer?
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Does June think I need help getting in trouble?
Did I see my first wild hog driving home the other night? 300 pound-er give or take? Did I also recently have to straddle a possum? Did that rat bahstahd get to die another day? Do I have what it takes to decorate a cake based on my cheese whiz skills? Could I make a descent living here as a cock smuggler? Is something soo wack about my computer ,the postal test just went right the fuck on without me? Did I fail because I was unable to answer even number 3? Was there no available log out button and no mouse or keyboard response to click the damn answer?.........:overreaction: Next testing date is 5-25? Dont I need another cuppa? |
Aint I worried bout the bees too?
Could I do a couple bee houses without anyone finding out? Did I just find a skull of some sort while rooting round in a flower bed? Don't it look like it could be a quite large snapper turtle head? What the hell else has tusky cavities in the front,side by side? Are Jack and Medusa still collecting dead thangs? Might they want it? |
is my dog addicted to frisbee? are there 12 step groups for dogs? is a dog's Higher Power "Dog" or "God"? can a dog admit to being powerless over frisbee? would a dog even be bothered by being powerless over frisbee...or any other cool toy or funky smelling thing?
how many years can one person stand to be wholly exhausted, physically, intellectually, emotionally and spiritually, before something gives? |
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