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Angeltoes 09-01-2012 08:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Mrs Arcstriker (Post 644635)
Though I love Masterpiece Theater, I would rather eat a felt hat without a glass of water than to pet a rat...or for that matter collecting Precious Moments figurines.

I do however wear flip flops in the winter when I get a pedi...

Okay, nothing is set in stone. I mean 'never' in the figurative sense. :)

Mrs Arcstriker 09-01-2012 08:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Angeltoes (Post 644769)
Okay, nothing is set in stone. I mean 'never' in the figurative sense. :)

You have to admit though, it would be kinda funny making me eat a felt hat without a glass of water...And as far as Precious Moments Figurines go, I am actually staring at one right now...My sister bought it for me for Christmas about 10 years ago, because I am pretty sure she hates me...

SleepyButch 09-01-2012 08:21 PM

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Originally Posted by homoe (Post 644591)
carrying a purse,,:rofl:

I've been known to carry a purse, not usually mine, holding it for someone and possibly having to walk with it. I'm not afraid.. lol

Mrs Arcstriker 09-01-2012 08:25 PM

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Originally Posted by SleepyButch (Post 644778)
I've been known to carry a purse, not usually mine, holding it for someone and possibly having to walk with it. I'm not afraid.. lol

This is too funny! Sometimes Arc has to hold my purse while we are shopping and he carries it like a dirty diaper.

Rockinonahigh 09-01-2012 08:25 PM

I will never be caught bungie umping.
Sky diveing.
Treckeing in the desert.
Even worse trecking in the bad cold snow..I do not like cold weather.
Eating food that is bug/insect related.
Eating esparagus,or snales.
wearing a dress or heels...no way ..no.
Voteing a republican ticket,sofar they havent shown me anything worth a flip.
More later.

macele 09-01-2012 08:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Mrs Arcstriker (Post 644756)
Honey, then you need to move here to CT where we only have to admit to our height. I have been 5'6" since I got my driver's license in 1986, and I have NEVER been that tall. Last year at my physical, and only with a great deal of cheating, I hit 5'4.5"...My license is up for renewal this year on my 46th birthday and I am only copping to 5'5"...I think we also list eye color but I have no problem with being a brown-eyed girl...

i actually adjusted the weight on my DL the last renewal. i had not changed since i first got them, ... i was 14. i'm 45 lol. but you know, i still lied a little bit. i didn't tell the exact weight lol. isn't that crazy! i can't tell the truth about my height and weight lol. they measured my height not long ago at a doctors visit. they said i was 5 4. i had been telling 5 5 for years! maybe i shrunk and didn't lie. but that might be worse! o my lol.

Mrs Arcstriker 09-01-2012 08:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Rockinonahigh (Post 644784)
I will never be caught bungie umping.
Sky diveing.
Treckeing in the desert.
Even worse trecking in the bad cold snow..I do not like cold weather.
Eating food that is bug/insect related.
Eating esparagus,or snales.
wearing a dress or heels...no way ..no.
Voteing a republican ticket,sofar they havent shown me anything worth a flip.
More later.

Some of these really aren't that bad!

Sky diving is easy if you do a tandem jump...
I agree about the desert...that might melt my nails!
If you snow-shoe in New England you can plan for brandy back at the lodge...
Not sure how bugs taste today but I ate a bunch of fire flies when I was a kid and I did survive that. Lady bugs were kind of nasty though...

Only bad thing about asparagus is that it makes your pee smell funny, but then again, what does good pee smell like? As for the snails, anything is good with the right amount of butter and garlic (and wine...)
Dress and heels...If you are butch you get a pass, if you are femme, then add wine as above...

As for the voting thing...you might have to wait a couple decades and come back to that....

SleepyButch 09-01-2012 09:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Mrs Arcstriker (Post 644783)
This is too funny! Sometimes Arc has to hold my purse while we are shopping and he carries it like a dirty diaper.

Depending on the purse, I may even throw the strap over my shoulder.. hell why not.. lol

Mrs Arcstriker 09-01-2012 09:32 PM

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Originally Posted by SleepyButch (Post 644821)
Depending on the purse, I may even throw the strap over my shoulder.. hell why not.. lol

I am trying to convince Arc that the status of my purse makes all the difference. So far he wants nothing to do with my Fossil summer bag, and he hated my Coach bag from last season. I am hoping he will bond with my Dooney and Bourke...

Strappie 09-01-2012 10:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Angeltoes (Post 644769)
Okay, nothing is set in stone. I mean 'never' in the figurative sense. :)

Being put in jail... omg I would die of embarrassment and I could never forgive myself.

Corkey 09-01-2012 10:54 PM

The hokey pokey....

G Snap! 09-01-2012 10:58 PM

Eating anything fish at Red Lobster. You have to drag this New Englander in there kicking and screaming, and if that happens I will order chicken.

CherylNYC 09-01-2012 10:59 PM

Owning a TV
Driving a car when I could be comfortably riding my motorcycle
Faking an orgasm

Electrocell 09-01-2012 11:03 PM

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Originally Posted by SleepyButch (Post 644778)
I've been known to carry a purse, not usually mine, holding it for someone and possibly having to walk with it. I'm not afraid.. lol

LOL been there done that will probably do it again especially when a femme takes you shopping with them :blink: .

Mrs Arcstriker 09-01-2012 11:14 PM

New England in the House!
 
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Originally Posted by G Snap! (Post 644885)
Eating anything fish at Red Lobster. You have to drag this New Englander in there kicking and screaming, and if that happens I will order chicken.

South Eastern CT laughs at the Red Lobster! I am sooo with you on this! In my neighborhood we buy our lobster on the side of the road from the lobstermen...We don't trust clams we don't dig ourselves...

SleepyButch 09-01-2012 11:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Electrocell (Post 644891)
LOL been there done that will probably do it again especially when a femme takes you shopping with them :blink: .

I actually love to go shopping with femmes, so I am destined to carry a purse.

Bleu 09-01-2012 11:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Mrs Arcstriker (Post 644896)
South Eastern CT laughs at the Red Lobster! I am sooo with you on this! In my neighborhood we buy our lobster on the side of the road from the lobstermen...We don't trust clams we don't dig ourselves...

*sigh* I never trust a clam, they're so tight-lipped.

Electrocell 09-01-2012 11:31 PM

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Originally Posted by SleepyButch (Post 644899)
I actually love to go shopping with femmes, so I am destined to carry a purse.

Lmao not crazy about shopping unless it's for tools or something like that. Tell them to make sure it goes with your outfit next time.:superfunny: I'm joking with you on that bold part.

SleepyButch 09-01-2012 11:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Electrocell (Post 644904)
Lmao not crazy about shopping unless it's for tools or something like that. Tell them to make sure it goes with your outfit next time.:superfunny: I'm joking with you on that bold part.

Lol.. but really when you think about it, if I'm going to carry it, it should match my shorts and t-shirt or maybe my eyes???

Electrocell 09-01-2012 11:36 PM

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Originally Posted by SleepyButch (Post 644907)
Lol.. but really when you think about it, if I'm going to carry it, it should match my shorts and t-shirt or maybe my eyes???

At least the eyes lol.


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