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princessbelle 09-04-2012 11:41 AM

Oh just thought of a couple more...

I can play the autoharp

I can play the flute (well i could in grammar school)

I have one ability that i had forgotten about and it's a memory thing (i believe that was an oxymoron)

Someone can call out 20 items to me and i can remember them by number, repeat them backwards forwards or just ask me "what was number 7". I can keep this in that memory bank for up to a week.

That takes all of my memory cells i believe, because i can't remember anything else.

Nomad 09-04-2012 11:46 AM

i always know what time it is, within 5 minutes

i can name all 206 bones in the body without hesitation

i know how to save every dying plant i've ever encountered

i can tell you whether a couch (or any other big thing) is gonna fit up your staircase or in your living room or through a doorway just by looking at it

princessbelle 09-04-2012 11:51 AM

EVERYONE!!!!!
 
http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/h...9cnk/proud.jpg

Bard 09-04-2012 11:54 AM

I can make a dolphin sound

macele 09-04-2012 12:51 PM

i've always felt that i am a sheltered person. i've so missed out on this ass clapping. this is talent, indeed, aishah.

Nerdboi 09-04-2012 01:24 PM

I can do many impersonations, such as Elvis, which I have performed in front of 300 people. Also... and this is embarrassing not sure if anyone remembers the movie, "Who framed Roger Rabbit?", but I can do an awesome Roger Rabbit impression and Barney the purple dinosaur, and many others.

Daktari 09-04-2012 02:17 PM

Weeell...

I can do the armpit fart sound
Roll my tongue in various ways but never tried the cherry stalk thang
Ride a unicycle
Do rola bola


Play Puff the Magic Dragon, (on guitar) and sing it so's ya cry...it's a really, really sad song innit!? :watereyes:

Balance on my hands with body parallel to the floor.

Strip and clean a 1940 Luger hand gun and put it back together again...well I used to be able to anyhoo.

Do a judo roll, diving over 10 people...I was 15yrs old then though :cheesy:

I may be back.

MrSunshine 09-04-2012 02:22 PM

Whistle dixie out of my ass



Duchess 09-04-2012 02:24 PM

I can......
 
~Play piano:grandpiano:
~Pitch a tent:hangloose:
~Use a rod or pole to catch fish:fishing:
~Watch endless episodes of Supernatural:scarytv:
~Pull a tooth with dental floss.....(had to hook up a friend that refused to see the dentist):insane:
~Truly give w/o expecting anything in return.:)

Duchess

aishah 09-04-2012 02:41 PM

omg y'all. google/youtube ass clapping and twerking when you're in the privacy of your own home. it has nothing to do with farting ;) and i'm srsly blushing now.

i'm pretty good at doing basic math in my head. i thought this was normal until i played wii jeopardy with some friends and discovered that it's not.
i'm good at crossword puzzles :D

i so wish i had nomad's time-telling ability. my body and time do not get along.

femmennoir 09-04-2012 03:17 PM

Going organic!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Brock (Post 646681)
.......I am laughing so hard at what everyone is sharing!
PB, thanks for this hilarious topic.

At my middle school we have an assembly we call "Silly Human Tricks". Kids audition with the teachers in charge, and perform those tricks on stage (teachers can perform, too!)... We have a set up with a camera and the large screen, so we can see the details of all those eyelid tricks, moving of ears etc.... It is everyone's favourite assembly!
You all have lots of talents and could pass the auditions no problem!

Elle*, really enjoying this thread! (Sadly, with no talent of my own in those categories!)

Duchess 09-04-2012 05:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by aishah (Post 647054)
omg y'all. google/youtube ass clapping and twerking when you're in the privacy of your own home. it has nothing to do with farting ;) and i'm srsly blushing now.

i'm pretty good at doing basic math in my head. i thought this was normal until i played wii jeopardy with some friends and discovered that it's not.
i'm good at crossword puzzles :D

i so wish i had nomad's time-telling ability. my body and time do not get along.

Girrrrrl, here's a video. Totally nasty!!!! I'm so happy my stuff is tight!!!!:)


Tcountry 09-04-2012 05:50 PM

I can...
 
...bake a pie on the grill
...play the alto and bari sax
...accurately use an Ebulliometer
...kill a rattle snake with a shovel (tho I would rather not Ever see one again)
...fit and turn a wrench inside a 24" pipe



girl_dee 09-04-2012 05:53 PM

i am double jointed, hands and specially the right hip. :|

WintergreenGem 09-04-2012 06:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by princessbelle (Post 646947)
Oh
Someone can call out 20 items to me and i can remember them by number, repeat them backwards forwards or just ask me "what was number 7". I can keep this in that memory bank for up to a week.

That takes all of my memory cells i believe, because i can't remember anything else.

Lucky you. I am lucky if I can remember everything I did a week ago let alone yesterday. lol When a day is done I dump it unless something really good happens then I hold onto it.

WintergreenGem 09-04-2012 06:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tcountry (Post 647176)
...bake a pie on the grill

Interesting.

Corkey 09-04-2012 06:27 PM

I can
vote
speak my mind
make fire with sticks
catch a fish with a blow gun
hunt for food
clean it and cook it
I can
pilot a ship
sail
navigate by the stars
tell time with in 15 minutes
be myself.
:)

moxie 09-04-2012 06:38 PM

I'm not very talented...

I can't snap my fingers.

But I can sing Amazing Grace to the tune of Gilligan's Island.

little_ms_sunshyne 09-04-2012 06:39 PM

I am feeling a little talentless...


Hmmmmmmm......
I can sing
I am can quote movies and song lyrics like crazy
I make a mean cupcake ;)
I scare 75 children on a regular :)
I am double jointed

That may be it!

Wish I was an ass clapper lol

LaneyDoll 09-04-2012 06:49 PM

Like Belle, I have a good memory. I have the ability to remember names & faces in a way that most people cannot. When I was younger, I worked for a bank and never once chose the wrong person out of a (photo) line-up when I had waited on the criminal. Later on, I was doing the line ups for everyone in the bank and still never missed one.

~That talent caused the FBI to come knocking to try to recruit me and yes I do regret turning them down. The funny thing is that I ran into the recruiter last year. I was behind him in line at Wal-mart and said "OMG, it is Frank XXXXX. I have not seen you in ages." He finally remembered me and told the cashier, 'this girl can remember anyone by name and face, apparently even after 15 years or so."

Oh, and to the ass clapping thing, I saw it on YouTube. My ass shake is not that, mine is the full body quiver thing that strippers can do.

:sparklyheart:


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