What's that smell?

I like to try alot of different things. In fact I rarely keep a job for more than 6months. I just get bored.

I don't cook so I hope you do. I hate cleaning and I don't do laundry. I absolutely refuse to do yard work. (What's left? Eating and sleeping)


I'm just not into titles or labels.Butch Femme dynamics, what's that?



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see? ME. this has happened to me TWICE. Absolutely humiliated and knew what it looked like when I reached into my bag and.... omfg. ...no...nonononono.... NOOOOOOOO.
FUCK!!!!

then begging them to swing past my place so I can re-imburse. Of course they won't. they are too polite. I look like a dickhead.

I am a seriously bad date half the time.

One time I sat and babbled about the chemistry of this one women's job for 15 min while she stared at me in glazed boredom.

another, two bicurious drunk 20 somethings came over to our pub table and started talking to me and trying to pick me up cause they loved my breasts. Luckily my date thought this was fucking hilarious as she watched me try and deal. But mostly that would not have flown. I could not get rid of them cause my date was sniggering and so I turned and said "right. since this is so amusing, I'm going to the loo. YOU can get rid of the leg humping yorkies." they were gone when I got back.


another, I realised mid-date that she was one of my very long term (we grew up down the road from each other) old friend's ex-wife. And introducted this fact by putting down my fork and said "omg. I know your dog! really well, actually..."
"really? how?"
"cause I've known your exwife for 27 years?"
Bad, bad date

I could go on. seriously. I have lists of these. One I knocked myself out on a tree branch.

I seriously think these things should be in a book....lol dating hell...

my friend is/was a serial dater and had a date that paid for dinner but insisted on splitting the meal rather than pay for two. :| She told me she would have rather gone dutch and actually ate.... but he insisted.....

Then of course there was the infamous...Stanley.... this guy leaned over mid date (first date) and whispered that he wanted to introduce her to his friend, Stanley...the power tool...yeah....THAT tool....:seeingstars:

1st date, just after we had placed our dinner order....

"Have you ever heard of Amway?"

Oh I've heard that on a first date. but they are just being smart-asses.

My last ex, even before she kissed me, told me she wanted us to get a motorhome and travel around Australia with me. lets throw it all away and fuck off babs, me and you.

she was serious. but she's always serious about hair brained ideas for 15 minutes till someone distracts her with a puppet.

I was "dating" this girl for over 3 months. There was nooo chemistry. We evolved into a friend thing and I thought that was mutual.
Well....she asked me to look at an apartment with her because she wanted to move. We went and looked at it and proceeded to say things like, this will be our room and this will be your girls' room...etc etc..... :|
After 3 WHOLE months of knowing each other and going on "dates" and what not...there had been no kissing no nuttin. I don't know what gave her the inkling that we would even consider living together....like ever

Reminds me of this woman that contacted me from a dating site about a year ago.

After talking on the phone and emailing twice, without asking me, she reserved a room for us on the Queen Mary and was going to fly over (she lives in Hawaii) to spend the weekend with me.

I said, no, I don't even know you and she says: "but I can tell already we have a real psychic bond".

Uh, no we didn't.

:moonstars:

(No offense to anyone with psychic abilities).

I was on a first date with this woman and we went out for dinner, she asked me odd questions that only became clear in retrospect. After dinner I asked her if she would like coffee.

She answers “So what do you think about cleaning yourself out? How about a coffee enema? I have equipment at my apartment.”

I’m like no, thank you, I just meant do you want a cup of coffee. To drink.

I'm sure there is nothing wrong with coffee enemas if you are into them, but I don't think you should just go there on the first date. And it is a non sequitur to ask someone if they want to come back to your apartment for a coffee enema even if they ask if you would like a cup of coffee.

So what you are trying to say is that offering to give someone a coffee enema is a shitty way to end a date? :giggle:


Katniss~~(I know, I know....low hanging fruit but I couldn't resist....)

You should seriously write your memoirs. I'd buy the fuck out of that book.

This is where having a glass eye would come in really handy.

:blink:

You keep disturbing those around me by making me laugh. This time it was just the cats. But still. Think before you cause folks to guffaw. :)

About five years ago, my mom fixed me up. That should have been the red flag right there. Anyway, this butch and I were to go on a date at Christmas time when I visited my mom and dad in Florida. So she starts calling in October. And calling and calling. When she said, "Now I have something to look forward to," that was it. I told her honestly that it was too many calls. And I was dating anyway. When I got home that Christmas, she had sent a centerpiece to my parents. Flowers and piney stuff. She called one more time, and I gently said no.

But implying that a date with a stranger gives you a reason to go on . . . uh no. Not a good idea.

I met her ex, a neighbor of my mother's. And she seems cool. But perhaps she is an ex for a reason.

LOL! Was there a second date?

I had one of those. Navy blue. Sadly, they are shutting down the manufacture of opels. :(