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NJFemmie 01-14-2010 10:39 AM
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Originally Posted by Deadyboy (Post 33528)
he just likes to set his monkey free


Doesn't everyone want that?
I would if I had a monkey.

What are we talking about anyway?

weatherboi 01-14-2010 10:49 AM
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Originally Posted by NJFemmie (Post 33543)
I would if I had a monkey.

What are we talking about anyway?
Uhh you just answered that.

Why is it that bullets ricochet off of Superman's chest, but he ducks when the gun is thrown at him?

Jess 01-14-2010 11:46 AM
A: Guns don't kill, but they sure leave a bruise

Q: Why are the tiniest screws always in hard to reach areas???

labete 01-14-2010 12:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Jess (Post 33571)
A: Guns don't kill, but they sure leave a bruise

Q: Why are the tiniest screws always in hard to reach areas???
A. Tiny tools for tiny screws.

Q. Will someone please go hug my friend a couple hundred miles from here for me?

weatherboi 01-14-2010 12:09 PM
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Originally Posted by labete (Post 33581)
A. Tiny tools for tiny screws.

Q. Will someone please go hug my friend a couple hundred miles from here for me?
Are you playing coy? This is not possible from where I sit!!

What do you call a male ladybug?

Pixie 01-14-2010 12:12 PM
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Originally Posted by weatherboi (Post 33585)
Are you playing coy? This is not possible from where I sit!!

What do you call a male ladybug?
A ladbug :)

Why do you find things when you don't need them but can't find them when you do?

NJFemmie 01-14-2010 12:34 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by weatherboi (Post 33585)
Are you playing coy? This is not possible from where I sit!!

What do you call a male ladybug?

Unfortunate. ha ha

Why couldn't I resist answering that question?

NJFemmie 01-14-2010 12:35 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by PixieStars (Post 33587)
A ladbug :)

Why do you find things when you don't need them but can't find them when you do?
Because the universe needs to amuse itself.

How come pigs DON'T fly?

weatherboi 01-14-2010 12:38 PM
Law of Opposites

What happens when you swallow your pride?

MrSunshine 01-14-2010 12:39 PM
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Originally Posted by weatherboi (Post 33605)
Law of Opposites

What happens when you swallow your pride?

this usually causes gagging and choking


why can't life be easier?

SuperFemme 01-14-2010 12:41 PM
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Originally Posted by Deadyboy (Post 33606)
this usually causes gagging and choking


why can't life be easier?
A: Don't ask that question. Seems when you do? Life gets harder.

Q: Would you like my spouses kidney via FedEx? :ambulance:

MrSunshine 01-14-2010 12:43 PM
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Originally Posted by SuperFemme (Post 33607)
A: Don't ask that question. Seems when you do? Life gets harder.

Q: Would you like my spouses kidney via FedEx? :ambulance:
send him with it we'll need a scalpel and thread too.

Does he mind waking up in a bath full of ice?

SuperFemme 01-14-2010 12:44 PM
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Originally Posted by Deadyboy (Post 33608)
send him with it we'll need a scalpel and thread too.

Does he mind waking up in a bath full of ice?
I'll let you know tomorrow.

Can I crochet the wounds back together? Perhaps whip up a kidney cozy?:cheer:

NJFemmie 01-14-2010 12:53 PM
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Originally Posted by SuperFemme (Post 33609)
I'll let you know tomorrow.

Can I crochet the wounds back together? Perhaps whip up a kidney cozy?:cheer:
you could but crazy glue might work too.

Why do I have a hankering for kidney beans?

SuperFemme 01-14-2010 01:00 PM
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Originally Posted by NJFemmie (Post 33618)
you could but crazy glue might work too.

Why do I have a hankering for kidney beans?
Because you've not had a proper kidney pie?

did you know they actually do have stitches that are glue/adhesive? No metal or thread, just some bond a wound.

NJFemmie 01-14-2010 01:01 PM
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Originally Posted by SuperFemme (Post 33625)
Because you've not had a proper kidney pie?

did you know they actually do have stitches that are glue/adhesive? No metal or thread, just some bond a wound.

Yes, and I hear they come in flavors too - like Rooty Fruity Tooty Glooey

Why does my side hurt all of a sudden?

SuperFemme 01-14-2010 01:02 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by NJFemmie (Post 33626)
Yes, and I hear they come in flavors too - like Rooty Fruity Tooty Glooey

Why does my side hurt all of a sudden?
I borrowed your pancreas to clone it.

Why do I love to hate Martha Stewart? :hammer:

little man 01-14-2010 01:27 PM
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Originally Posted by SuperFemme (Post 33631)
I borrowed your pancreas to clone it.

Why do I love to hate Martha Stewart? :hammer:

because it would just be silly to hate to hate her.

why can't we just have a moderate climate here?

SuperFemme 01-14-2010 01:44 PM
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Originally Posted by little man (Post 33650)
because it would just be silly to hate to hate her.

why can't we just have a moderate climate here?

Your location reads "In my head." Find the damn thermostat and adjust as needed.

Why do 7-11 door have locks?

NJFemmie 01-14-2010 01:53 PM
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Originally Posted by SuperFemme (Post 33654)

Your location reads "In my head." Find the damn thermostat and adjust as needed.

Why do 7-11 door have locks?
the same reason why they have doors

Why do they call it snow removal when they don't remove it, they just push it? Shouldn't it be snow pushal?


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