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Hack 10-05-2010 05:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Mister Bent (Post 203277)
I was hoping to buy a butch, but this thread has been no help at all!

Oh, you know me.

And I'm very affordable.

Mister Bent 10-05-2010 05:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Hack (Post 203284)
Oh, you know me.

And I'm very affordable.


Is that code for "cheap?"

Hack 10-05-2010 05:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Mister Bent (Post 203289)
Is that code for "cheap?"

Depends on how you want to play, big boy.

betenoire 10-05-2010 05:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Mister Bent (Post 203289)
Is that code for "cheap?"

Mack do you think you could rent him out to me on occasion? I have some litter boxes that need scooping and I don't feel like it and Nick doesn't seem to care that I don't feel like it.

:whoop:

Mister Bent 10-05-2010 05:51 PM

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Originally Posted by betenoire (Post 203292)
Mack do you think you could rent him out to me on occasion? I have some litter boxes that need scooping and I don't feel like it and Nick doesn't seem to care that I don't feel like it.

:whoop:

Hm, I don't think this is the right model for you, this one's got some structural issues that might make scooping difficult.

betenoire 10-05-2010 05:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Mister Bent (Post 203293)
Hm, I don't think this is the right model for you, this one's got some structural issues that might make scooping difficult.

Oh shit, I just noticed the hook hand!

I bet we could solder a scoop to the end of it though.

Inappropriate?

Hack 10-05-2010 06:06 PM

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Originally Posted by betenoire (Post 203294)
Oh shit, I just noticed the hook hand!

I bet we could solder a scoop to the end of it though.

Inappropriate?

I try to always be inappropriate.

betenoire 10-05-2010 06:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Hack (Post 203299)
I try to always be inappropriate.

Fabulous. Since you're open to a few, um, improvements just leave it to me and Mack. We'll fix you up real good.

I'm thinking we could fuse stilts or maybe pogosticks to your feet so that you will be more useful for tasks that are up high.

So we've got stilt and/or pogo feet, and a litterscooper hand. We'll get back to you after we've conferenced for a bit about further updates to your, um, bodily breakdown.

rainintothesea 10-15-2010 05:08 PM

I also must confess to being grossly misled by the title of this thread. :)

rlin 10-15-2010 05:13 PM

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Originally Posted by rainintothesea (Post 208407)
I also must confess to being grossly misled by the title of this thread. :)

i have back issues of consumer reports...just call at my page and make an appointment... i would be glad to show them to you...

suebee 10-15-2010 05:24 PM

Ooooooh! I'd call that a DREAM date! :drool:

rlin 10-15-2010 06:10 PM

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Originally Posted by suebee (Post 208413)
Ooooooh! I'd call that a DREAM date! :drool:

you saying i must be dreaming????

rainintothesea 10-16-2010 04:46 AM

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Originally Posted by rlin (Post 208410)
i have back issues of consumer reports...just call at my page and make an appointment... i would be glad to show them to you...

That's very generous of you, haha! :)

waxnrope 10-25-2010 09:52 AM

www.magnoliclothiers.com
I've searched everywhere for this style of flannel trouser. Eureka!
Perhaps this is wrong thread?

Gala 05-07-2016 06:45 PM

Bullets,etc
 
Hey just wondering, do any of you use a vibrator like a bullet underneath your strapon and if so which is your favorite?

Thanks

dykeumentary 05-07-2016 08:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Jess (Post 43801)
Do we have a fashion thread? Or can we use this space for that also?

Need to find some clothing sites that offer well rounded apparel. Casual, dress, etc for folks my age. I will wear some clothes that are fairly youthful, but at 46 , I don't tend to like a lot of today's styles.

"Pants on the ground, pants on the ground.. lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground"!

The girl says I need to stop shopping the clearance rack at Wally World or thrift stores... Any ideas folks?

When I need "date clothes" I go to Uniqlo. Their "slim" shirts and pants fit well and look fancy, but are affordable. They also can alter clothes right in the store.
I think dressing up is fun but I hate to shop.

ProfPacker 05-07-2016 09:03 PM

unfortunately couldn't fit in. just found the Outplay for butch bathing suits. Very cool. check them out

JDeere 07-03-2016 03:51 PM

If any of y'all have small feet or really small feet like mine, make sure you get fitted properly for cowboy boots, it makes a huge difference. I went from wearing a woman's 5.5 B to a kid's 3.5 D. Saved me some money.

Also does anyone have any suggestions as far as formal wear for us bigger butches and heavy chested bois?

JDeere 08-27-2016 10:58 PM

BUMP BUMP, where are the fashion guys at? lol

ClintB 04-09-2017 04:24 PM

Bump.


Honestly I dress like shit. Probably need a little more fort for nice date nights and a cousins wedding this summer.

Unfortunately I am plus sized and ...sigh... not the square body type I would like. I wear menswear... but piece that work are few and far between. Probably the reason I dress like shit... I hate shopping and will wear what ever I find to death.


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