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Sachita 02-12-2010 05:23 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Andrew, Jr. (Post 48809)
Sachita,

You have penicillen for that love. :stiletto: Go have some fun!


Queen of Queens,

I am not sure of what to say, so :farmer: that's me thinking of you!


Love,
Mr. Hoochie Coo
Thank you darling! Did I tell you I gots a strawberry in there too? It might be green on the outside but something sweet and juicy inside

torchiegirl 02-12-2010 05:26 PM
wow...um...

*pinch*

*b

Apocalipstic 02-12-2010 05:28 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sachita (Post 48815)
Thank you darling! Did I tell you I gots a strawberry in there too? It might be green on the outside but something sweet and juicy inside
a whole strawberry?

Apocalipstic 02-12-2010 05:29 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by torchiegirl (Post 48816)
wow...um...

*pinch*

*b
the femmes, the strawberry or the "areas"?

Selenay 02-12-2010 05:36 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Medusa (Post 48708)
Mine look like drapes. I think you are being ageist. *snort*
Doooooooo
Youuuuuuurrrr
Lips hang low? Do they wobble to and fro?
Are they closer to wall? Are they closer to the do'?
Can you cover them in paper?
Do you have to see a draper?
Do your lips
Hang
Low?

always2late 02-12-2010 05:37 PM
Hey can we have a "Check your hooch for signs of aging" booth at the reunion?
(I'm thinking there could be a color chart involved)

Cyclopea 02-12-2010 06:08 PM
http://www.bibhanger.com/

Andrew, Jr. 02-12-2010 11:18 PM
I will volunteer to check out the femmes. And no insurance is involved.

The_Lady_Snow 02-12-2010 11:30 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by QueenofQueens (Post 48806)
Glad to know only femmes have vaginas, labias and clits.
I've been operating under an entirely different premise all these years.
I may hot check this out, being a femme and all.. I will have the boy check thoroughly to make sure I have these particular parts and get back to ya...

Quote:
Originally Posted by Andrew, Jr. (Post 49029)
I will volunteer to check out the femmes. And no insurance is involved.
Some vaginas are a right not a privelege.. You may want to make sure you have this clear with them, not all femmes may want their vaginas inspected by just any boy... ;)

torchiegirl 02-13-2010 03:49 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by apocalipstic (Post 48819)
the femmes, the strawberry or the "areas"?
all of them

Spa 02-14-2010 09:37 AM
Bob's all talk...
 
All I got was jewelry.

tantalizingfemme 02-14-2010 01:05 PM
Glitter Kitty
 
For those without a bedazzler.....


http://www.cracked.com/video_16077_c...ur-vagina.html

tantalizingfemme 02-14-2010 01:43 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by tantalizingfemme (Post 49650)
ETA: Screen comes up blank for a little bit and then the video will play...

Gemme 02-14-2010 06:18 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Blade (Post 48730)
Ok I guess what I would be curious of is WHO looks at their labia WHO? I'd like a show of hands of the femmes who are that flexible, please. And what on earth did the woman use to compare it with, to decide her's had lost it's color?:pointing:

OMG yall are killing me with this thread. I don't think I've laughed so hard in a month maybe 2 months.
*raises hand*

I look. :blink:

A mirror helps. :cheesy:

:admin:

The_Lady_Snow 02-14-2010 06:21 PM
One can look at ones labia with a

MIRROR....

hpychick 02-15-2010 11:58 PM
and me, being a bit naive sometimes, had to go there.

*oml* indeed.

*shaking my head*

Quote:
Originally Posted by Metropolis (Post 48738)
Of course none of this would be complete without some Bleach Bum... no self respecting person would be seen without it...

*oml*

hpychick 02-16-2010 12:04 AM
I really need to get out of the house more often because I found this, while entertaining in a sick and somewhat twisted sort of way - incredibly interesting that someone out there thought about it long enough to not only create - but also market, products like *clitter* and *bleach bum*

....going out to see if I can buy myself a life.... I may need a :detective: though.

Kimbo 02-16-2010 12:36 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by tantalizingfemme (Post 49650)
That cracked me up, thank you. Clitter glitter...OH Yabia!!


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