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I was looking for some tortoise shells
But these were on sale next to the disposable cameras Tried 'em on and suddenly, it occurred to me That buying Little Debbies felt a little more glamorous In the checkout line, don't I look good? In my pink sunglasses |
Oh I was fishing he was wishing
We were kissing I was getting Madder than a hornet in an old coke can Getting closer sliding over Crowding up my casting shoulder Reaching out and tryna hold my reeling hand Saying I'm pretty saying he's in love And how it don't get any better than this Shut up and fish |
I'm gonna hire a wino to decorate our home.
David Frizzell |
And if love keeps giving me lemons
I'll just mix 'em in my drink |
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I don't care if it rains or freezes long as I got my plastic Jesus sitting on the dashboard of my car...
Actually the version I like best says sitting on the dashboard of my trusty old Chevrolet but I couldn't find that one so instead I'm giving you these guys cause I find them entertaining and like their pickin and for those die hard Paul Newman fans in our midst |
People say I've got a drinkin' problem I've got no problem drinking at all. |
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Would you have to burn a few magazines before you let your heavenly visitor visit you?
Minnie Pearl |
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Well, Billy Joe never had a lick of sense,
Pass the biscuits please. Ode to Billie Joe (Bobby Gentry) |
She fired up my old hot rod
Ran it in the pond Put sugar in my John Deere I can’t even mow my lawn And I got nobody to blame but me |
I fell in love in the back of a cop car
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Sammy Kershaw,
"Queen of My Double-Wide Trailer" |
Funny country songs
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https://youtu.be/G4dWlCHKdio
words and tune for "Fell in love in back of a cop car" (no rudeness intended, just had to hear it and so copied it, hope you don't mind) |
Country songs silly
well hell I do apologize no one puts the words to the title. <-- minding my own business and apologizing and won't happen again. Put words or whatever to your song moe LOL....
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How much smoke can one stove make
The kids won't eat my charcoal cake It's more than any man can take Being Mr. Mom |
'Cause you are my Abbot to my Costello
And you are the fruit to my loom Red solo cup you're more than just plastic You're more than amazing you're more than fantastic And believe me that I'm not the least bit sarcastic When I look at you and say Red solo cup, you're not just a cup. |
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