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Queerasfck 11-25-2009 12:18 PM

Impeccable!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Mister Bent (Post 11877)
take your toys and go
and your ugly backlash, too
don't think you'll be missed

Eloquent bro Bent
your haikus without any peer
splendid like my hair

MaryBailey 11-25-2009 05:31 PM

I love this thread!
 
Turkey Day evening
O! Gobble gobble gobble
Now I need a nap
.

violaine 11-25-2009 05:58 PM


sky about to fall
forecast of snow tomorrow
clouds hang low today.

Diva 11-26-2009 01:53 AM

Happy Thanksgiving!
 
Good friends and laughing.
Oh my goodness, I'm thankful!!
Tears of happiness...........


Mister Bent 11-28-2009 10:47 AM

mouth breathing cro-mag
didn't your mama tell you -
not polite to stare

Diva 11-28-2009 06:12 PM

The house is quiet.
Love makes it a perfect home....
All calm and all bright.

Semantics 11-28-2009 06:53 PM

Dear crazy neighbor
Blow your leaves the other way
Fucking grizzly bear

Semantics 11-28-2009 07:29 PM

Deadyboy loves ass
And trips to the post office
No crispy girls, though
:vigil:

Mister Bent 11-28-2009 07:50 PM

o punctuation
please use it, don't misuse it
posts without, just crap

bonne-maman 11-28-2009 09:24 PM

Someone is pouty.
I've no patience for pouty.
Go whine somewhere else.

Mister Bent 11-28-2009 09:29 PM

no time for nonsense
bonne offers cheese for your whine
get right, or go home

bonne-maman 11-28-2009 09:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mister Bent (Post 13421)
no time for nonsense
bonne offers cheese for your whine
get right, or go home

cheese and wine sound good,
but I already consumed
a month of food, urp.

Mister Bent 11-30-2009 07:09 PM

car trouble haiku
 
damn charging system
no love from alternator
new one on tuesday

MaryBailey 12-13-2009 03:02 AM

Always knew you would
Try my ex once I was gone
What a boring fuck

Diva 12-13-2009 10:18 AM

Christmas lights, what fun!:cheerleader:
Over the river and done!
With Pepsi & cheese!

:smileyXmasTree:


apretty 12-13-2009 10:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaryBailey (Post 20836)
Always knew you would
Try my ex once I was gone
What a boring fuck

sister, where are youuuuu?
i hear it's fleet weak, what are you gonna wear? :army::army::army::army::army:

Queerasfck 12-13-2009 11:23 AM

Forever and a day
 
Smoking a turkey
waiting for deliciousness
a good long fortnight.

Diva 12-13-2009 11:24 AM

Toilet, TP,
The two go together, yes?
Having none? Bad news!!!

:blink:

Tommi 12-13-2009 11:54 AM

Tight end
 
Chargers bolt at one
As Dallas burns in the sun
Tight end Gates outruns

December must wins
San Diego leaves Texas:
Heading home with win
:pile::hospital-snoopy:

Queerasfck 03-14-2010 08:57 PM

5 Weeks of 007
 
On the tv, Bond
guns, gadets, pussy, galore
she loves my goldfinger

Diva 03-14-2010 10:41 PM

I won't rise to it:
Your baiting is so silly.....
I don't do that fish.




Diva 04-21-2010 09:59 PM

Lime green box cutter,
You have a special drawer.
I must keep You safe!


:eyebat:



moxie 04-21-2010 10:15 PM

crack pipe in my sights
why did i have to see you?
this part of job sucks

Spirit Dancer 04-21-2010 10:39 PM

Giving it a try
 
Test me, feel on me
exploding dye inside me
fuck off cell and die

betenoire 04-21-2010 11:23 PM

pretty poison posts
poked princess pottymouth
alliteration

Diva 04-21-2010 11:25 PM

Because I like to be a copy~cat.....
 
Don't dis da Diva's
Disertation deliv'ry
Alliteration

betenoire 04-21-2010 11:37 PM

My coffee cup hath
Runneth all empty and stuff
Who will bring me more?

apretty 04-21-2010 11:55 PM

it's too late to drink
coffee if you expect sleep
in the next two days.

hark, literati!
an nfl draft draws nigh
doth steeler's trade (our fair) ben?

betenoire 04-21-2010 11:58 PM

Sleep is for the dead
Except maybe not vampires
OH MY GOD HOW GOTH

Medusa 04-22-2010 02:20 PM

On Toilets at Work.
 
Someone is nasty.
Grown women pee on the seat.
Really? Are you three?

Queerasfck 04-22-2010 02:54 PM

haha.
 
June's book of rules
will be a popular read
if you like fiction

Mister Bent 04-22-2010 05:43 PM

fucku revival
warms my fucking heart to bits
resucitate this!

Diva 04-22-2010 06:21 PM

Five thousand, it comes!
Thanks to word games and the quotes ~
Maybe a party?

:rose:

Tommi 04-22-2010 08:14 PM

Diva hit enter
Now and again and again
One times five thousand

:pile::lol2::cheer:

betenoire 04-22-2010 10:08 PM

HEY NOW! Look at me!
Clever and twirling and shit!
I've no self esteem.

Medusa 04-22-2010 11:56 PM

You "Birther" assholes!
What toilet did you come from?
Ignorant shitbags!

Soon 04-23-2010 12:34 AM

Peaceful and deep sleep
I hate how you elude me
I miss you so much.


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