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can you hear me?
did i forget to do anything today? what will it take to fall asleep? |
I wonder if anyone else has thought of renaming British Petroleum (BP) to Butt Plug?
I wonder if it was thinking like this that made them suggest that maybe advertising and marketing wasnt my forte. Hm. |
when am i going home???
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Is it worth the effort to take off my socks? Am I feverish or just have too many layers on? Am I awake or sleepthinking? If I had stronger powers of telekinesis could I get my ice cream up here?
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Gemme this is you speaking. Removing your socks is worth the effort. You are not feverish, it is warm out and 5 layers of clothing might be over kill. You are dreaming. When you teleconnect with the ice cream, get the hot fudge too.
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Why do more planeteers not post photos of themselves? I'm nosy. I like to know who I'm talking to.
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And maybe they could take that butt plug and stick in the pipe that continues to spew oil for that last 6 weeks!!! |
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was easy just a fluke? |
Where does the time go? First, it's as slow as molasses in winter and then it speeds up like it's got a hot date and I'm left wondering...where did it go?
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Why?
Such a little word, not really all that profound. Yet, truth be told it's rather a big question... |
Manamana do dooo do do do!!
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Colorado is calling my name... I don't think I can be so far away from my new grand daughter... It is time to go home... |
O's 5 Fla 7 Ugh! No wonder I am a Phili's fan now. We need a better pitcher, and hitters. :goodluck: USA Beat Algeria by 1 goal! WooHoo! :cheerleader::clap: |
So, I'm down to the the last drops of hair conditioner and am praying that I can squeeze out enough for my hair. (it's long) Lo and behold, I get less than a quarter, but more than a nickel and voila... just enough to get through all of my hair! I'm happy.
Now, tell me why when I get that new bottle of conditioner, I will put a quarter size amount in my hair and it isn't enough???? It ends up being a close to the size of a lime by the time I'm done! WTH?? *sigh* TF |
Why the heck am I awake right now?
How close cukooburas are to extinction? Did I set enough alarms? Am I asleep yet? Am I sleep talking or just crazily talking to myself aloud???? |
Did I put the garage door down?
Why the HELL can't I go back to sleep?! Maybe I need a new sleeping pill? Why does the dog think it's time to play at 0200? Did I forget to put my male Husky in his crate? Should I get up to go pee? I wonder who else is awake right now? Oh wait, no one! And when I'm lucky...damn my baby is fine, makes me horny just thinking of her... |
hmmmm
how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop....
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Hmm...I want to, but...
Should I or should I not? Is it worth it? Is it true? Can I believe? Or should I hope? |
Wouldn't it have been more cost effective to dump billions into renewable energy, instead of going to War for Oil...and getting no oil? :readfineprint: :daywalker: |
What's it all about algae? :jester:
Was it a dream, or a warning. :fireman: Should I have? :canoworms: I think a peanut butter n jelly sammich is needed. NOW..:moonstars: |
research of sorts for a short story of a life.
how many dues really must be paid till one's paid in full? whats the real difference between a dirty little secret, and a prize posession? why some things are only good enuff in the deep of the night? how many times can one run to, before one runs away? what's the real harm to a soul, if the body is all anyone ever takes? off to ponder, as usual, the day after. |
When was the last time I changed my contact lenses? :blink:
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Why does this guy think it's ok to drive through My back yard and up My driveway , does he think he is not making a path , is he really in that much of a hurry he can't go around , rinse and repeat :|
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Why is it in a 4 bedroom home with so many others to choose from that ONE skeeter will bite ME??:|
Why is it when I tell my dog to come he acts as if he can't hear me..but yet crinkle a chip bag and that he can hear a mile away. Why doesn't that peanut butter filled chocolate Easter bunny in the freezer shut up and stop yelling my name? |
I awake, again from a sound sleep. Here is the question that comes to my mind. Do I turn on the radio and listen to Coast to Coast AM hosted by George Noory or do I turn over and try to remember what I was dreaming and what is its significance, if any? Read my current book on the nightstand? ZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
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Been pondering quite a bit since I was ill.
Each day is a new chapter in having my eyes opened and my conciousness raised. Been pondering too where to get some more of that great Sugar Free Dark Chocolate :jester: |
Found of Facebook
I have often wondered why the lines we draw for others we don't always apply to ourselves?
For some this may mean nothing but for others it speaks volumes. It has me wondering about the old saying "do as I say not as I do" can't remember who said it right off the top of my head but it sure has me wondering... |
What will it be like, to finally not have the Military in my life?
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My mother said it. She also used another version but a variation of the same theme. "If I say the sun rises and sets in my a__, then it does." :| |
should i pull my socks off ??
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why did I drink so much tea before going to bed?? *sigh*
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...usually just wondering why the cats decide to play and/or attack my feet about 3 in the morning...and then feel the need to sleep most of the day. :seeingstars:
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Does Plaster of Paris have an expiration date? :thinking: Does the grass wish we would walk softer? :sunglass: Do flowers talk to one another? Am I outta Koolaid? :koolaid: :daywalker: |
Lately, how freakin' dificult is it going to be to get out of this bed in the morning! It would be great if it warmed up here- my joints would rejoice!! Time for me to figure out why my damn spa keeps breaking- would make a world of difference for me. Everytime I think I fixed it- boom!
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When does it end?????? Shakin my head...........
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I wonder...
Would I be a good waitress?
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If it helps.....the peanut butter filled chocolate Easter bunny in the freezer yelling your name was keeping me up. So I ate it. |
Are shadows really innocent, nonthreatening, outlines of people and things? Or could they be auras or beings that do not show themselves except when the sun radiates down on an object.
Maybe they are really here with us all the time..we just can't see them. Maybe they are something more than a mirror image of our form. Maybe we are mirror images of them. Maybe i need more sleep. |
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