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The top crust of a sandwich must be cut off or I will take it off. And it is cut horizontal not vertical or diagonal.
Toilet paper is under not over. Take whatever you want from my plate but not off my fork and dont expect me to share your utensils either. Coffee is put together this way....sugar first, then coffee, then cream....not half and half, not milk but cream. Wild rice is bugs disguised as grain. |
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I forgot...fries with mayo! Yum.
And anchovies on pizza....double yum....plus not too many people will steal a slice :) |
I will go thirsty for a long time before I will drink tap water.
I will avoid eating fish even though I really do like it. However, I will not eat fish leftovers except cold salmon or tuna on salad, but only the very next day. I am unable to eat anything I even briefly considered might have gone bad. Wonder if the leftovers have been in the fridge too long. Ummm.....sorry, can no longer eat it. That freshly thawed ground beef has a funny smell. Ummmm.... sorry, can no longer eat it. Andrea |
I would kill for a glass of Vermont tap water. And I've only been without for a few months....... :cluck:
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If I pull out the bag of grapes and notice one has started to "grow a fuzzy sweater", all surrounding grapes, even if they are absolutely fine, get tossed... just the thought that one may have touched the offending grape skeeves me out and no amount of rinsing off will get me to eat them.
And if I eat a sandwich, I always eat all the edges first before eating the middle....I have convinced myself that the edges are dry and tasteless and must suffer through it first to get to the best part... |
I only eat mustard on my nathans hot dogs and occasinally I like them on my fries..
HOWEVER If I go anywhere and If I see them preparing my food without wearing gloves I can not eat that food..I know that in restaurants (back in the kitchen) they do not wear them..but I don't see that.. But I no longer can order/eat at Papa Murphy's for just that reason :(..and the jack in the box(es) out here have a 'we wash our hands every 30 minutes" so we dont need to wear gloves policy.. umm no :yeahthat: Not happening :) :dance2::dance2::dance2::dance2: :dance1::dance1::dance1: |
WOW I didn't think I had to many quirks I guess I thought most people were alike and that only some people have strange quirks. After reading the thread, man am I quirky.
Duke's mayo ONLY onions should be chopped on a sandwich and on the mayo side so they don't fall off, some places like to put them sliced and on top of a burger NO WAY it's going back Duke's mayo goes on EVERY sandwich Love mayo, pickle and vidalia onion sandwich FOOD SHOULD NOT TOUCH TP goes over the roll This house NEVER runs out of TP or mayo I don't mind left overs but....... If something is suppose to be eaten hot I won't eat it cold examples fried chicken, pizza On the same track, I won't drink anything hot that is suppose to be cold socks should be folded in half not rolled and stretch out the elastic briefs should be rolled Work shirts have a different drawer than weekend shirts Don't use MY comb/brush, toothbrush wash cloth etc... Don't drink or eat after me and I won't you, unless of course we are already swappin slobber. Ice cream goes i a coffee cup. Never drank milk with meals, I know it is good for me, it's good for you to you drink it. Steak...cut off his horns and wipe his ass, if it is tender and to done I might still eat it but won't be happy about it. If you are smoking in my house....you better be on fire. Ummm Hack....what is a clothes hamper? My biggest quirk....DO NOT LEAN ON MY TRUCK, if you are that tired go sit down. |
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i'm not too proud to brag that i live in the same city as Duke's, either! :cheesy: |
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I'll admit...
I do like my Steaks juicy, slightly Pink, medium Rare....However... Don't ever try to eat a steak with me around, and every slice U make there's a spurt of Blood.... I swear.. I will not hesitate to either say "Moo - Ouch !!" or "You sure u wouldn't rather visit the cow and bite a chunk off her ass?" Terrible for a Date, but if u eat a raw cow....u brought it on yourself :cracked: If I'm gonna do something, and you see me Prepare for it? Be it Laundry, Washing Car, Walk the Dog, or cook Dinner.. If you criticize it in any way, or offer advise on "how to do it Better"...Believe me, you will wind up doing it yourself. It's not that I can't handle criticism...it's the Fact u saw me starting it, and since u feel u can do better even before I begin... Have at :mohawk: |
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This has got to be the cutest thread i have seen in ages.
i want to read each and every post....just cause...but that's 5 pages worth and requires a cuppa tea alongside me. i'll be back :D |
this is a great thread! I have so many idiosyncracies it's not even funny!
-i LOVE mexican food but i CRINGE when i hear someone eating tortillia chips.. -the TP must go over the top...i've been known to change it around when i'm visiting someone.. -i HATE touching someone else's dirty silverware..*gag*.. speaking of dirty dishes, if someone gets dirty hands from eating (like maybe bbq sauce all over their fingers)...and leaves fingerprints on their milk glass, i will come pretty dang close to hurling... -my pillow has to be jussssst right...cold side up, fluffed just so, no one else may use my pillow EVER! thats all for now but i'll be back~! skeet |
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The end of the counter is MINE ! All others are liable to get keelhulled for placing items on MY COUNTER SPACE ! Paleeeez, dont roll my socks...one gets all stretchy and I hate bunches of socks around my toes, HATE THAT. Laundry= HOT WATER...White load, Dark load, and then whatever is leftover gets stored until there's enough to do a like-color load... Kitchen gets cleaned if its the last thing I do at night...always. Sofa pillows go back to their assigned place at the end of the day. Coffee has to be piping hot...I put hot water in my cup while I wait for my pot to brew. After making a sandwhich I must have a bite in the kitchen (what if I forgot a necessary ingredient?) Toothpaste? Walk away from the tube and no one gets hurt. Middle squeezers must run... I better stop now before Ms. Fru has second thoughts about moving in... |
I just found this thread. Have read each post by each of you FREAKS. I'm now like you. At all.
grin Okay maybe.
Does anyone else wonder if the dairy/cheese and mustard/meat thing has a religious background? I mean that's a bit kosher, isn't it? In a loose sort of way? (I'm being serious here.)
OH...put your shoes on any surface other than the floor and prepare for the Arwen lecture on why shoes don't go on any surface other than the floor. I once stopped dating someone because she got in the bed with her shoes on. (Okay, so it was her bed and it was made but still--that squicks me out!) |
For the longest time, when it came to eating spaghetti, I couldn't have the sauce on the noodles, I had to have it separate, in its own little pile on my plate, away from noodles, this way I could eat it on my french bread.
Every once in awhile I go through a phase where when I go to a fast food restaurant, I get mayo in the packets and dip my fries in it, they have the best mayo in those little packets! My sandwiches have to be made a certain way. If I am making it at home, when I put mustard on, it can only have 4 tiny drops of mustard on one side, and two tiny drops on the other, just enough to give it a little flavor with the mayo. If I am ordering a sandwich from Togos (I wont eat subways cause of the way their meat is), then I take apart then sandwich when I get it, and rebuild it to my liking. Stuff that isn't food related... I cant stand it when someone moves something on my desk at work. If my monitor is moved slightly, my phone, or something, it completely freaks me out and throws me off balance the entire rest of the day. When we moved to our new building, I labeled everything on my desk to ensure I didn't get anyone elses stuff, and I spent a week trying to feel comfortable again, it was hell. |
OMG, this is right up my alley. I grew up in a house where my grandmother and the housekeeper were quirky FREAKS. Couldn't help but rub off..Ok, here goes......
:seeingstars:cup rings and crumbs on countertops :seeingstars:overfilled trash cans :seeingstars:feet on the coffee table :seeingstars:messy cabinets..all like items should be together and facing forward :seeingstars:must cut the crust from bread :seeingstars:oil stains on the driveway :seeingstars:someone other than myself opening my handbag I'll stop now. This is starting to feel like Pandora's Box. :) Duchess |
Hmmmm ya I have a few quirks!
Marinara sauce= NO....if someone makes spaghetti I will be polite and eat it but ONLY with ranch mixed in. I like my sandwiches/wraps crunchy....preztels are the best for this. No ketchup....last resort! I don't like certain textures....Watermelon, cottage cheese, peas....and if noodles are cooked wrong... I really don't like the check out part of grocery shopping, if the self service lines were better I would use them....I organize the groceries how I want them bagged....frozen, then fridge items, and then pantry....geez I have to have a straw in my glass when eating out....but at home no straws... I am a tp under girl...but alas I am over ruled at this house... Jewelry once on....rarely come off...if ever. I will fix the tooth paste if I see indentions....and those conditioner tubes when you dye your hair....(Soap, Conditioner, Shampoo...goes up side down when 1/4 is left) Foamy soap please..... ummmm....that's all for now! |
No mustard on cheese. No. Not. Ever. urp
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mmmm is this where I order my Grilled Cheese and Mater sammich with mustard?
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Ketchup and mayo touch. Mustard on the cheese which is on the meat, not on the bread. This comes from 3 years of working at Wendy's in high school. That's how they do it and it stuck.
Some food can touch but some can't. There is not enough room to list everything I won't eat but I'll start with mushrooms, onions, raw tomatoes and anything on a bone. |
Quirky? Moi? no..
Okay maybe one or two little things....
Absolutely no open closets or cabinet doors.. I can not and will not anything with a face still on it.. |
Ugh... I admit to being a neat freak and a perfectionist... and please do not touch food on my plate! No, I do not share bites or sips of anything with anyone. Not friends, lovers, family... no one! I am always the one refusing to do the "Here, have a taste," or "I want to see what your entree tastes like." And the worse thing is that if someone is fast and sneaks a fork or spoon into something on my plate.... I won't eat the rest of my food. Always watching for double-dippers around chips, etc. at gatherings.
LOL... I think my germ-phobic Mom got to me loud & clear! I have tried to change this.... but..... |
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Tp..dont care how it rolls as long as we have it. I like my steak at room temp before cooking it. I like my steak rare and mooing. I rarely use salt to cook with. The tooth paste name side up then press the bottom to get it all even after I use it. I get icked out if anyone uses my shower sponge..yuck. My klitchen is MINE do not rearange it..please. Please wash hands if u r fixing anything for me. I will not eat raw oysters,cooked yes. I am not a morning person..b aware of bears...coffee first. Hot foods should b hot,cold should b cold. Well this is a start..more later. |
Mustard should not touch cheese
PB&J PB on one slice of bread J on the other slice Do not eat the heel, well Maybe if it is the last piece and it is toasted |
Some of these are absolutely cracking me up. Doubled-over laughing. I love it.
Here are a few mine: - Most candy bars must first have the chocolate peeled (using only teeth) off and eaten before I start on the inside...example: Skor bar - nibble all of the chocolate off, lick the toffee clean, eat said toffee. If the bar breaks during this process, it's a very sad, sullen thing. - Doritos - the flavoring must be sucked off the chip before the chip is eaten. A broken chip is also a very sad thing that ends in a pout of epic proportions. - Mayonnaise makes me dry-heave, so if I'm eating something with mayonnaise in it, I can't think about it too hard or it goes in the trash. I do not know why and it makes me mad. - Squeeze from the bottom, please. - Outside the house, I adore shoes of all shapes, sizes, colors, textures, and functions. Inside the house, bare feet. I abhor socks unless I'm wear hiking boots or running shoes, or if I'm someplace supremely cold like Iceland. But then I'm more likely to turn up the heat and go barefoot anyway. Yay toes! - Mixing foods creeps me out. My grandpa would pile everything from the buffet into one huge heap and then mix it as he ate. :| Um, no. Peas should taste like peas. BBQ sauce should be on my protein, not in my mashed potatoes. (There are a few exceptions to this rule - like a spoonful of mac n' cheese with a spoonful of tomato soup.) - Chewing with your mouth open angers the beast that lives inside me. We don't need it to emerge, so close the trap please. - TP over the top, too! - I carry a purse, but I almost always have my wallet in my back pocket. Each time I slip my tiny girl wallet into said back pocket, I switch which side faces out so that it doesn't become curved or form to the shape of my butt. - I will write in a book, bend the pages to mark certain passages, underline, highlight, and thoroughly love the inside. But if the outside gets damaged, I get upset. The cover should be clean, smooth, and as new looking as possible. Yes, I have taken a rag and Windex and tried to buff out imperfections. |
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Here's one that I found I shared with the guy I'm seeing.
A-1 sauce on baked potatoes :) |
Don't get me started on the layering order of my BLT w/Cheese!
I do suffer from weird food issues, but not too many. I'm just really specific about sandwiches, the freshness of tomatoes, and having something sweet with most meats. My main thing is what items I prefer mayo vs miracle whip on. When I was younger, after a night at the bar, my favorite snack was: Miracle Whip, Kraft cheese slices, Pringles and pepper in a flour tortilla :| |
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No mayo. Not a mayo person. no mayo on anything. she said, marrying a dutch person. and if you don't understand what that means, go look up some photos of dutch food. My wedding buffet was cooked by my mother in law and my auntie in law. They got up at 6am and cooked all day, dragged the food through the blizzard (we married on xmas solstice) and put out plate after plate, about 25 dishes in all, and I'd say 75% of them were *drenched* in mayo.
I tried to hide my West Coast Vancouverite healthfood back ground horror stricken Expression. they had worked SO hard. ugh. Then had to try and explain that some of *my* guests were vegan. which is rather difficult because in dutch vegetarian is "vega". Not the same thing. I asked them to put out the VEGAN food I spend 6 hours making the night before. "but this is Vega, here and here and here" pointing to cheese and mayo addled food. "no. veg-AN N EN. erm. can you please just put the food I made out?" "no no it's all right barbara, it's all right, we make!! see! *Proud hand swipe*" Ugh. finally "inki. I know your auntie and mom have busted their balls all last night and been up since 6am this morning. But if they don't put the food I made out, I will kill them. Sweetly. With deep appreciation. My dutch isn't good enough. PLEASE." What a sticky spot! |
Ugh! Tomatoes. Not with meat of any kind. Or cheese for that matter. Not cooked. Not tinned. Not out of season. Not with salad. Not ketchup. Not Heinz beans. No artificial tomato flavour at all. The only acceptable tomato is fresh, in season and grown by my Pops but even then I'll only have one or two.
Carrots, mashed only. Veggies, soft. No al dente, no crudite. Soft....ta ever so in advance. Home-made steak burgers. I will not eat a fast-food burger...never have, never will. Bog roll over the top please. Porridge with salt, black pepper and butter...yes I am a trifle odd. :sunglass: Red wine in tumblers, like in Spain, not in stemmed glasses. Free range, organic chicken and eggs only. Only filo and puff pastry are acceptable to be bought in. No peas. Home-made roasted garlic mayo. Not Daddies or HP but Marks and Sparks brown sauce only. Butchers made haggis not factory made. ......I could go on! ps. English mustard or hot sauce with *everything*...especially cheese. :cheesy: |
I enjoy Peanut butter (smooth) and jam.
I enjoy peanut butter (smooth) and mayonaise. So, I HAD to try peanut butter, jam, AND mayo. On wheat bread, no tastless, gummy white bread, please. My favorite sandwinch, with cold milk (1%). Hey, don't knock it till you try it.... |
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I have far too many general quirks to even think of listing them, but when it comes to food I am not very picky and have an interest in trying new and different things. That said:
Temperature. Hot things need to stay hot until finished, preheat the plate please. Cold needs to stay cold, a cold drink requires an ice cube. Etc.. The exception to this (you knew there would be one) is ice cream. Room temp bowl then microwave 9-11 seconds depending on serving size to get the right consistency. Go figure. Oh, and toothpaste; rolled from the bottom 1cm deep roll held that way with a black binder clip 3cm wide. :| |
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