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Marathon Yap-A-Thon (Mair ah thohn yap ah thohn) n. From the Martian to engage in long intercourse
1) The act of engaging in an unending chat with a good friend. Most often used to describe conversations between two individuals of the femme persuasion. Characterized by phrases such as "Did you hear?" and "Oh my god! Then he said". Seen as a bonding moment by most individuals of the femme persuasion and a moment to be avoided by most individuals of the butch persuasion Adversely, the act of engaging in an undending spate of MeMeitis where one talks about themselves ad nauseum despite all clues and signs as given by their listener. Can be socially fatal. |
Invisi-font (in vih see fohnt) n. From the Eweian to be witty and not seen
1) This pertains to writing in white font on white background so as not to be seen. First reported in the Ewe Crewe thread but somehow co-opted by the tribe thread and often seen as a marker of random -ness. Can be used to make inDUHviduals feel like they are losing their minds when they are on email notification and see words that are not there when they respond. Considered to be bait by some Zombu/itches who will leave spaces in their posts but use no invisi-font. This is seen as Zombie taunting and should not be attempted at home. Please leave that to the professionals and the very stupid. When invisi-font is invoked, it is considered polite to respond with invisi-font. This is etiquette. Often an emoticon will be used at the end of invisi-font to signal the use of invisi-font. While this seems to preclude the whole idea of writing invisibly, it does save a great deal of clicking and highlighting time which makes Mr Hair happy. Also a marker is a lot of white space followed by punctuation. I'm just saying! After much ResearchBastard aka He Who Corrects Mistakes research, it was determined then argued that the butches started it. bit came back with the fact that the femmes started it. EXAMPLE: The true culprits behind this invis-font idea will remain lost in the annals (that's two n's y'all) of history and time.:| Corrections have been made. Floggings will occur. |
NUMMY (nuh mee) adj. From the Femminian to ogle
1) Someone or something who causes an individual of the butch or femme persuasion to do an internal badonkakonk or wriggly chair dance in delight. Commonly used as a synonym for melicious, delicious and in general WOWZA. example "My would you look at that hunk o' butch there. Hy's all kinds of nummy." |
Tequilapostanotta (teh kee lah poh stah nah tah) n. From the Cupcakian to regret
1) The act known as drunken posting. Similar to drunken dialing, but widely considered more effective because it can be seen by many and saved for posterity. Where drunken dialing only affects the dialer and dialee (unless the dialee is with friends and uses speaker phone), drunken posting can affect people for months to come. Individuals of the butch persuasion and the femme persuasion are known to suffer from bouts of Tequilapostanotta. Characterized by a love of one's own words and the assumption that one is the funniest thing going for that ten minutes, this condition is usually temporary. There have been threads devoted to Tequilapostanotta.. But examples of this syndrome can be found everywhere. There is a more virulent variety known as CrownRoyalJerkiness that is generally viewed as socially fatal. No examples are needed at this or any time. |
Bootch Season (boocha see sohn) n. From the DrunkianFemmian to stalk one's prey
1) The time in a femme's life when she declares open hunting on all butches in sight and sound. Butches would be well warned to head for the hills when a femme says this. If more than one femme states it is bootch season, then all bets are off and any butches not already tagged, bagged or tattooed are considered fair game. Alcohol is generally involved in this time, but sometimes it is just hormones. Femmes have been known to bait traps with cleavage, stilettos and baked goods. Femmes who are in the throes of the bootch season fever should be considered armed and slightly amusing. Generally they are only dangerous to themselves in terms of huge amounts of social embarrassment if they have been posting ala Tequilapostanotta. |
MyEgoIsBiggerThanMyHairitis (meye ee goe ihs beh gar than meye hare eye tis) n. From The Kwanian to presume too much
1) This is a medical condition that is not as rare as it should be. Found in individuals of the butch persuasion as well as in individuals of the femme persuasion. Manifests often as an individual pounding on an imaginary podium and shrieking "LOOK AT ME". (Should not be confused with the Redneckian "Hey y'all, watch this.") The sufferer normally feels that their input and contributions are not being taken with the seriousness and respect that they deserve. Usually one can alleviate the symptoms by placating them and/or lying to them about their importance. Please note: It is considered dangerous, unhealthy, and downright stupid to tell a MyEgoIsBiggerThanMyHairitis sufferer that they are, in fact, no better than the average poster. This can result in flamage, drama llamas, fruits or worse. |
Threadhovering (thred huh verh eeng) N. From the ButchFemmiean, to hit refresh repeatedly
1) The state of hitting refresh or F5 or CTR-ALT-F5 to see if anyone has posted anything new. Found in individuals of the butch persuasion as well as the femme persuasion. Characterized by a noticeable difference of color and/or texture on one's F5 key on the keyboard. Huffing and shoving back from the computer is also common. Can be excaberated by posting plaintive comments such as "Are you 's ignoring me?" or "Did I kill the thread?" and "Where did everybody go? I've got insomnia." Not generally fatal but can cause one to be mocked later for untoward paranoia or easily identifiable whines for attention. If done in the wrong threads, this posting style can cause chronic pain from the many feet to one's rump as regulars in the thread boot the poster on their way to the thread's door. |
DontMakeMeSayThisAgainitis (dohn mayk mee say thihs ahgen eye tis) n. From the Kyssmeqwickian to repeat
1) This is a medical condition of posting in a slightly fierce way. Often is a precursor to full blown flames and roaring when ignored. Can be seen in individuals of the butch persuasion as well as individuals of the femme persuasion when faced with repetitive behaviour such as whining or drama stirring. Posts from those show suffer from Sympathy Sponge often cause flare ups of DontMakeMeSayThisAgainitis. No known cure at this time although the ignore feature, when properly applied, does seem to lessen the symptoms. |
AreTheyStillTalkingAboutMeitis (ahr thay steel tahl keen ah bowt meh eye tis) n. From the Basque MEMEMEMEMEMEME
1) A severe medical condition that causes the sufferer to un-ignore the ignored to see if one's name is mentioned. Often seen in those who obsessively do searches based on their own name. This is a severe case of MeMeitis and is absolutely socially fatal if not treated promptly. Can be cured by the individual (of the butch persuasion or of the femme persuasion)going offline and getting involved in charity work. There seems to be a high correlation between doing something for someone else and the easing of this condition. In other words, it isn't all about you. |
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Femmeswattus Interruptus, n. "(Fehm swaht' tuss In terh ruhp' tus) From the Arwenian "to apply correction"
The act of an individual of the butch persuasion designed to prevent, eschew or circumvent a necessary application to his/hys/her head by the hand of an individual of the femme persuasion. Often seen by other individuals of the butch persuasion as backpedaling or being *ahem* whipped. However, clinical tests have proven that put in the same situation, most individuals of the butch persuasion will default to this act when given the chance. Test results were slightly skewed when leather bois were introduced. See also Thunkus Interruptus |
Thunkus Interruptus, n. "(Thunk' khus tuss In terh ruhp' tus) From the Arwenian "to apply more correction"
Similar to Femmeswattus Interruptus. Primary difference lies in the application and reaction. Whereas sSwats are applied with the flat of the hand and are quite often not truly detrimental in terms of levels of pain, thunks on the other hand are much more painful since they are commonly applied by the forceful flicking of an acrylic nail (1/2" to 1" in length) to the jugular vein. Avoidance tactics include: Agreement Chocolate Flowers and in severe cases, jewelry |
JuneIsHereOhShitHideThePoodle, n. (Joon Is Heer Oh Shit Hide Thuh Pooh Dull) From the Snowyian To Duck And Cover
This noun describes a condition characterized by overuse of the delete key, invisifont and ass-kissing. Often occurs when an individual of the butch persuasion or an individual of the femme persuasion is trying to ride the DramaLlama's Mama without a license. This condition can flare up, over and out when )@( is hauled out. This )@( symbol can cause brave zombu/itches and other Planeteers to quiver in their well-earned Redwing boots. This condition can be avoided by judicious amounts of self-responsibility combined with a working private email system. From personal experience, it is not recommended to rep the originator of this condition with pretzels. She bites. :| |
FrillyDilly Femme, n (free lee dee lee fehm) From the Basque "to sparkle"
This is an individual of the feminine persuasion who is given to saying things like "fiddle dee dee" and "ooh shiny." She can often be found in groups of three or more femmes at places like Tiffany's and Cartiers and Sephora's. Her hair is consistently longer than shoulder-length and her heels are at least 2" high. Preferred colors tend to be bright and vivid jewel tones or light and sweet pastels. This Femme can be very dangerous if denied bows, ribbons and polish. Please do not attempt to remove shopping bags from this Femme without permission. Has been known to use hair ribbon as garrotes and high heels as knives in the backs. Can be wooed with comments like "Did you do something new to your hair" and "Can I buy you something sparkly?" Information taken from "Field Guide To Femmes: What To Wear" |
DaddyJune, n (dahd dee jewn) Latin PapaFemmicus
This is an individual of the highest renown. A DaddyJune is a clever, articulate, attractive individual of the femme persuasion who inspires other individuals of the femme and of the butch persuasion to want her so much that they insist on referring to her as Daddy. Daddy, of course, is a moniker usually applied to certain types of individuals of the butch and of the femme persuasion. To be a DaddyJune, you must be able to wear pants while sporting a French pedicure while reading the latest feminist manifesto. High intelligence is mandated for all DaddyJunes. Also a tendency to :| at the drop of a hat is noted in the DaddyJune species. DaddyJunes are extremely rare and should be approached with caution. Under no circumstances should one call a DaddyJune Daddy unless certain social inroads have been traversed. DaddyJunes are also known for their scathing sarcasm and ability to flay the unwise with one sentence. In all of our lives, we have only met one DaddyJune and this one seemed to have an interest in rhumba panties, invisifont, and femmes with :farmchicken:. More research is under way. Originally defined c. 2008. Some changes made 2010 |
Goofytime, n (goo fee tie em) Greek [Whaddayameanitsnoonicus]
This is a standard of time known to a portion of our community. It is indicative of one of the butch persuasion who sleeps in and considers morning that moment when his eyes open. This does not matter if it is 1pm and people are waiting for a promised Goofy Breakfast. Goofytime seems to only occur on weekends and non-work days. But it is not recommended to try to reset Goofytime by waking the individual of the butch persuasion up. This only causes something similar to a zombie sleepwalking and can be met with mild to moderate grunting and grumbling. If you find yourself in Goofytime, the best thing is to fix yourself a bite to eat, turn on the TV and wait. Eventually the clock will reset itself to regular time. |
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Femmezilla, n (fehm zill ah) From the Butchese "DEARGODHERESHECOMESAGAINIS"
This is an individual always of the femme persuasion who is terminally single. She can be found in every singles thread and some couples thread. Unlike the individual of the femme persuasion who engages in some occasional BOOOTCH HUNTING, this individual of the femme persuasion is in perpetual heat. Her main hunting grounds are the aforementioned singles threads, but she can also be found in the Welcome threads where she only welcomes new individuals of the butch persuasion. Every post from her is somehow sexual in nature and she is put out if no one responds in kind. Often has overtly sexual pictures for her avatar and signature picture. This individual of the femme persuasion often simpers and flirts even when it's been made clear to her that there is no interest. Femmezillas think that given enough time, any individual of the butch persuasion will fall just like Tokyo. And do not be anywhere near her when her current fixation becomes "off the market". Like her namesake, Femmezilla shoots flame out of her mouth and lightning out of her.. ahem... tail. Femmezillas take advantage of any situation. If in a car, they will scootch over so that they are as close to the nearest available individual of the butch persuasion. If at a houseparty, they will create situations for couch snuggling, spooning, and other intimate moments. Femmezillas do not take hints. They do not even take 2x4's over the head. They think other individuals of the femme persuasion who tell them to "chill out" or "give it(him) a rest" are just after the butch they want. Keep in mind that the individual of the butch persuasion this femme monster wants is the nearest single breathing fellow. If pursued by a Femmezilla, the best choices are to latch on to a nearby individual of the femme persuasion. Tell her the scenario and then pretend to, as they say in Harry Potter, snog that individual of the femme persuasion. Do note that this can place the camoflage femme in extreme danger. Try to choose an individual of the femme persuasion who has no problems educating other femmes of what's appropriate and not appropriate. In conclusion, do try to stay off the radar of the Femmezillas. They can and do travel in packs but will readily back stab and backbite any and all other individuals of the femme persuasion. |
Butchasaurus Rex, n (bootch ah sore ahs recks) From the Femmenese "SOMEONENEEDSACLUEBYFOURITICUS"
This is an individual always of the butch persuasion who is terminally single. He can be found in every singles thread and some couples thread. This individual of the butch persuasion will hand out hugs and kisses and flowers to every single individual of the femme persuasion who so much as smiles at him. Testosterone flares and posturing are evident when around other individuals of the butch persuasion. This is exhibited in defending individuals of the femme persuasion from "uncouth" or "boorish" remarks. Please note that the individual of the femme persuasion isn't the one making this call. This is always at the Butchasaurus Rex's opinion. This individual of the butch persuasion often uses chivalry and gallantry as shields to hide behind. When told point blank that his attentions are unwanted, he will say things like "Aw shucks, I'm nice to all the femmes. It's just who I am" or "Well if you only want a bad boy I guess I'll have to back down." He will then badmouth the individual of the femme persuasion and make it seem as if she were pursuing him and he had to tell her to back off. As with the Femmezilla, do not be anywhere near him when his current fixation becomes "off the market". Much roaring and screaming and waving of tiny arms will occur. The Butchasaurus Rex is a strange creature. He may only come on strong in PM's or IM's and seem casual and distant in threads. He will take advantage of situations to get the individual of the femme persuasioh by herself however and should not be trusted. Desperation is a sure-fire sign that you may be under the gaze of a Butchasaurus Rex. In conclusion, do try to stay off the radar of the Butchasaurus Rex. They can be as vindictive as their Femmezilla counterparts and will tell tales out of school to other individuals of the butch persuasion. Unlike the Femmezilla, these monsters of the butch persuasion are not prone to traveling in packs. |
Butchimodo, n (bootch ee moe doe) From The Samoan To Strut Like A Shark In Heat
The Butchimodo is a variety of butch rarely noticed in cyber. However they can be found. Their natural habitat is the bar and back alley where they have the room to ply their skills. Often found wearing tight jeans and boots, the Butchimodo has a confident air about her or him that many varieties of Individuals of the femmes persuasion (and some individuals of the GenderQueerTrannyFag bois/girl persuasion) find very attractive. Not known for their loudness or over eagerness, they are easily spotted by the sound of their heel hitting the floor. This accompanied by the neat cracking of the crease in their 501's (sometimes Dockers) immediately identifies them as prime Butchimodo candidates. Individuals of the femmes persuasion should take note that most good Butchimodos are either married or poly so if you want one of your very own, you must employ a steadiness of heart and a patience of will. There are enough to go around. You just may have to wait for the next Butchimodo to spot you. Commonly found near non-drama water holes. Sometimes mistakenly called Butchiquasimodo, but that is a far different creature whose hump always gives his evil intentions away. Adversely opposed to Femmezillas and Butchasaurus Rexes. Fondly dedicated to the first Butchimodo the staff at MirriFemme-Webutchster New BFP Dictionary ever met, Lonnie. |
IceacreamiaTelephobia, n. (Eyes ah kreem ee ah foe bee ah), from Latin "Sweet and Creamy Tempting"
This is the fear that when you answer the phone, your friends will be breaking Femme Rule #33 by calling you from an ice cream parlor when you are not there with them. This fear can cause phone screening. A person trying to get over this fear can often be seen drooling while talking on the phone. Sometimes you will see them talking, drooling AND driving as they hurry to the nearest ice cream place to soothe their sudden craving for "Cake Batter" ice cream. Most often seen in individuals of the femme persuasion. This definition is fondly dedicated to Clover and Byte Me. |
Revolv-a-Loveritis (ree vohl vah luff err eye tis) N. From The Greek (KItsbeentwoweeksnextiticus)
This medical condition seems to affect both individuals of the butch and of the femme persuasion. Can be often researched by reading threads where there are two weeks or two months of "I love you" "No I love you more" posts followed by a deathly silence then a similar posting between one of the previous set and someone new. User notes can also be used to reveal this condition. Sometimes confused with the RubberBandBetweenUsism, but that condition exists only between two people who break up, get back together, break up, ad ifinitum. This is a completely curable condition, but it can take a very long time as Revolv-a-Loveritis, as the APA has recently announced, is more appropriately an addiction with roots in CantBeAlonus and SingleScaresMeism. Because of this, psychiatrists recommend group talk therapy, twelve step groups such as Swivelnecks Anonymous and turning the computer off. Do take note that this IS a serious condition and should NOT be approached by non-professionals. This condition requires years of research. Many of those who are recovering Revolv-a-Loveritis sufferers have a kneejerk reaction when in the presence of those silent sufferers or still in denial. This can, if unchecked, cause Drama Llamas and multiple fruit sightings. One sure way to check is to see if the individual carries a U-Haul or other moving company credit card or has friends with trucks who automatically say, rather than hello, no I won't help you move. SYNONYMS: Swivelnecks, UHaulaphiles, Nextians |
Maggie (Steh la) n. From the Williamson "To Stand On A Hot Metal Exterior Cover"
This is an individual of the femme persuasion. Easily identified by her outer wear (skinfitting black pedal pushers and white blouses so tight the top three buttons can NOT be buttoned), this individual of the femme persuasion has been known to have the morals of a cat in heat. She is a very restless kind of woman. The kind who has been associated with a feline on a more than warm metal building top in fact. The Maggies of the world wrap those individuals of a butch persuasion around their little finger faster than you can say, "Big Daddy please." And when she decides she is done with an individual of the butch persuasion, her ending of that relationship can cause even the most stable individuals of the butch persuasion to drink a bit and reminisce about the good ol' days. Non-Maggie individuals of the femme persuasion often refer to Maggies in the most scathing of tones implying many things including fast and loose women who go down easy and come up swinging. Interestingly enough, the individuals of the butch persuasion do not see much wrong with the Maggies unless they've been cut loose by one. Sadly, many Maggies do end up with brutish clods for partners. It is one of the downfalls of being a Maggie. Lying is also a Maggie trait but it's only to protect those she loves--herself. The staff used that the wrong play in the original definition. It has been rectified in this edition. |
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CFM (Cee Eff Emm) acronym from the Femmenese "To Make Him Sweat"
The acronym, CFM, stands for Come Fuck Me which alludes to the badonkadonk nature of this clothing item. Individuals of the femme persuasion who know the effect of this particular shoe are known by the sway of their hips. CFM's are a piece of essential clothing for individuals of the femme persuasion. Some individuals of the butch persuasion have admitted to this staff member that CFM's are essential for them as well only not on their own foot. Simply put, a CFM is a shoe with a heel. But there is more, so much more, that goes into classifying a shoe as a CFM. The heel must be over 2.5" in height. The body of the shoe needs to point and arch the foot in a "ouch that's got to hurt" manner and straps are a good thing in CFM's. Many individuals of the butch persuasion try to evince invulnerability to the CFM, but often give themselves away by the glazed look in their eye along with the drooling. Other names for CFM's are "Jesus shoes" as in "throw your legs up to Jesus" and "Sweet Holy Mother Of God" which is often what the individual of the butch persuasion will say when he sees an individual of the femme persuasion in 5" stiletto heels coming towards him. |
Thingie (thengh ee) n. From Basque "obscure"
A thingie is not, as some dear individuals of the butch persuasion seem to believe, a non-item. Thingies are very real. Thingies are a bit confusing if you are not an individual of the femme persuasion because thingies change. Often an individual of the femme persuasion is presented with an unfamiliar term such as socket wrench or monkey wrench or phillips head wrench. This causes a misfire in the brain of the individual of the femme persuasion called a "replaceiotis". This misfire removes all unfamiliar terms and replaces it with the comfort zone word, thingie. Hence, "Honey hand me that crescent wrench" is better phrased "Honey, hand me that thingy that has the moon thingie on the end." Those individuals of the butch persuasion who comprehend this replacement misfire will find themselves getting exactly what they want. Now then, when an individual of the butch persuasion is asked, "Sweetheart, have you seen that thingy I need for my hair?" the correct response is, "Baby, your hair looks just fine." Should the individual of the butch persuasion suspect in any way that the individual of the femme persuasion might be riding the pony soon, the only correct answer is, "Can I get you a glass of wine and some chocolate?" Any attempts to decipher exactly what thingie the individual of the femme persuasion is seeking at that point could result in the butch losing something he is very attached to--permanently or strapped on. Note: Stereotypes have been employed to mock. If you are not able to laugh at yourself, please go bye-bye,thanks and have a nice day. |
Whatchit (wah chit) n. From Butchesque "man scan"
A whatchit is not, as some dear individuals of the femme persuasion seem to believe, a non-item. Whatchits are very real. Whatchits have legs and can get up and move around. When an individual of the butch persuasion stands in the doorway of any given room and looks from the left side to the right side (or the right side to the left side) in 15 seconds or less and says, "Babe? I can't find the whatchit" the individual of the femme persuasion is urged not to roll her eyes. Instead, the individual of the femme persuasion should gently ask, "Where else have you not looked, dear?" Asking the individual of the butch persuasion to describe said whatchit is a waste of time for the individual of the femme persuasion or the best butch buddy. That answer always sounds something similar to "You know... about this big and you use it to open/close/find/remove/fix things." :| is also not a recommended facial expression. Note: Stereotypes have been employed to mock. If you are not able to laugh at yourself, please go bye-bye,thanks and have a nice day. |
Isthatawordaphobia (n. "iz thaht ah werd ah foe bee ah") from the Zombian "to look it up"
Medical term describing the fear that someone has not misspelled a word but has used a word you actually don't know. Often seen in Mensa-types and Mensa-wannabes. Often those who suffer from this disorder can be seen hitting their frequently used shortcut to dictionary.com or pushing back from their desk to grab the nearest dictionary. Someone with this disease often ends up making up dictionary definitions that suit some alternative universe they live in. This is to fend off the feelings of disappointment when they find a great word that isn't really a word. See Also: FantasyWorlditis |
FlouncenBounce v. (French - Hisse'exite')
Verb usage: To fling one's self from a room or a thread. Generally seen in those who suffer from Dramaticusexitus. Often noted when passions are running high and a person of the Femme or Butch persuasion feels that they are being either ignored or (worse) not agreed with. Example: Arwen flouncenbounced her ass right out of the thread "Poodles--better off dead". Seems she wanted everyone to see how wrong they were and how right she was. Normally this event occurs with a great deal of drama concealed as restraint. Example: Well, I would tell you what I really think but that might get me fruited so I am just going to unsubscribe from this thread. Common responses to this are: "Don't let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya." "Watch out for that doorknob." Often creates a dichotomy of resentment vs sympathy. A most common side effect is the Revolving Door Flouncenbounce. This is where the person of the Femme or Butch persuasion announces they are leaving and then comes back. Failed flouncenbouncing is rampant on some threads and should be seen as a possible medical disorder such as CantLeaveItAlonus. |
So donating money to the dictionary cause may or may not keep me from being described in it?What if I bribed the arthor with chocolate and a bottle of finely aged red wine?
*slips the arthor :wine: with a bar o' :chocolate: * *whispers* We can keep this between us...I won't tell if you won't. :flowers: |
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Whatzhyzname/Whatzhername Medical Condition (from the Amnesiac -- Non memorabliam)
This cry can be heard from individuals of the Butch persuasion as well as those individuals of the femme persuasion. Often found in a certain age category, this is the call of the terminally forgetful. Frequently this hits certain individuals of the Butch persuasion in the Home Depot or at the ballpark while those individuals of the femme persuasion seem to suffer more often at the grocery store or the MAC counter. A certain look steals across one's face when this affliction strikes. They are out and about. Someone walks up to them cheerfully calling them by name. They even ask them about their partner/cat/dog/bootblack. There could be an aroma of smoke or even a small plume of white rising from the back of the cranial protection as the gears start spinning in a mad effort to recapture the name of the person in front of them. A kind person, recognizing this problem, would immediately stick their hand out and say, "Hi! Do you remember me? I'm __________" thereby eliminating the grey matter overload occurring in front of them. However, there is a sadistic variety of person who will stand there continuing to talk knowing that this person has no clue who they are. The sadistic type will ask the sufferer about their partner by name. They will inquire after each pet and child also by name. They may even offer condolences for a co-worker's dead plant. With each comment, their infernal glee is fed by the look of "deer in the headlights" as the Whatzhyzname/Whatzhername sufferer goes deeper and deeper into the cobwebbed filled corners of their mind. The staff at MirriFemme-Webutchster's New BFP Dictionary would like to encourage everyone to be kind to those older or more forgetful. Otherwise, karma is gonna suck when you get there. |
Unnecessarybumpitis, Medical term (from the Greek GottaPokeTheBearious)
This condition occurs mainly in those who feel ignored or slighted in some way. These sufferers are unique in that they like attention. One of the ways they seek this attention is to do what is known as bumping a thread. Bumping A Thread is when one (either an individual of the butch persuasion or an individual of the femme persuasion) posts in a thread simply to bring it to the top of the front page and/or the attention of previous posters. It is thought that those who like to bump threads also like to poke people who are meditating or napping. Some field researchers say those who suffer from Unnecessarybumpitis also have been seen to sneak up behind sleeping felines and yell "BOO." No known cure at this time but some efficacy has been noted by gently playing along with these unfortunate enough to suffer from chronic Unnecessarybumpitis. No examples are necessary at this time. |
Whereas I now realize I can't possibly bribe the staff...I would like to post a request for the finished product of the Dictionary.
I have waited unpatientiently long enough. Thank you, The Briber |
The staff need inspiration. Words? Terms?
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I feel an itch to define something. :D Anyone want to play?
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