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when a roommate makes passive aggressive comments that are transphobic and decides his feelings are going to be hurt!!!:mohawk:
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endless meandering disclaimers and exhortations
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you feel disconnected to everyone and everything.
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When your cat has some "sharpies" (and I don't mean markers - at least for my cat anyway) and acts like you are trying to amputate her legs when you try to trim her claws.
Feline drama! Sheesh! |
When you have no control over things that you wish were so different :(
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When you make embarrassing mistakes...:(
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You wanna snuggle with someone special and you dont have anyone ?
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you slide your bank card on the card machine at the store and these words pop up on the screen: Amount is $xxx.xx Is this okay?
NO it most definitely is not okay! The store owners knew it would not be okay when they set these prices! :seeingstars: |
hate it when
You save a coupon for months and months until you actually need it, for something like lemon pledge, and go to use it only to find that, it's a 50 cent off coupon when you buy 5 or more. WTF ??? Who in the world needs 5 cans of lemon pledge. Heck it took me 2 years to use the first can. That coupon isn't worth the paper it's written on.
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when things are left unsaid...
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i hate it when i ivite a femme over to watch movies and she picks a chik flic that she has seen 20xs then sobs threw the whole thing.. ill pick the movies next time!
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When you wake up off and on throughout the night because you don't feel good and there is no one there to rub your head... Just when I think I have this crud beat... |
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It is a test, you know.... To see how sensitive you are..... To see if you can figure out how to comfort her..... To check your endurance for the expression of emotion.... There are many acceptable responses but, offering to pick the movie next time isnt a good one. Neither is falling asleep during the chik flick. |
............someone tells you that "your headlights are on bright today"! :explode: |
.....when you work up a real good mad on before calling the credit card company, to argue about the unfairness of the interest charges they award themselves simply because their accounting bill cycle straddles 2 paper billing cycles....... and the sweet person on the other end of the phone agrees with you instantaneously and removes the charges from your bill? Now what am I supposed to do with all this righteous indignation?!? |
it gets dark so dang early :(
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When your employment leaves you feeling like you're one of the bazillion chickens crammed into the cage with no escape :seeingstars::vigil::blink::bigcry:
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Old stuff
When your ex won't let the past go and u "waste" an hour of your day reviewing the past. And she tells u that breakup is your fault. Not that "she" did anything wrong! Or that ur new person is evil, and doesn't care about you. Sorry I should have vented before posting. My bad!
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You're mid swing and the shout RED.
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When your phone rings weeee hours of the morning and you get blown out of bed, your heart is racing thinking it's horrible news and it ends up being a wrong number.....
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the two steps you get ahead are really on thin ice?
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You snack on something that gives you killer heartburn
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your lip liner isn't symmetrical?
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why yes, that just about sets me off! |
You are expected to be a mind reader...as in: You are given a copy of a document and accompanying letter your boss faxed to someone a while ago. The letter asks the recipient to provide some information needed to complete the document. The boss has attached a sticky note for you stating "I still need the information to complete this document." Taking this as an instruction to send another request to the unresponsive recipient, you fax over the second request. Only to have your boss come to you later in the day asking why you contacted the recipient rather than her client. Apparently I was supposed to make that connection even though she had not given the even the tiniest indication that I was to contact the client. Just another one of life's unsolved mysteries or I just missed something...perhaps both? |
an attorney sends you paperwork instead of sending it to your attorney, knowing you have a retained attorney....also knowing he hates dealing with my attorney....whimp. Yeah dude I know it's harder when he's not a part of yalls "Good ole Boys" club.
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You spend the night alone in a hospital by yourself
Your back hurts and your head hurts mostly all week long You already know what the doctor is gonna say LOSE WEIGHT And you dont wanna listen but you know he is right |
yeah well I lost a ton of weight after my surgery and my back went out last weekend anyway. Everytime it did in the past they said to lose weight. They didnt tell me that this time. (In fact, I have been told to stop losing. I am not thin by any means but I have dropped too much too fast.)
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you have unknowingly ripped ur shorts and NOONE tells ya.....yes this happened to me yesterday as i got in car from work...went in a gas station to get a soda...got home and knew something felt wrong so i reached back and felt as i asked my sweetie*do i have a hole in my shorts?" hell maybe this should go in the "what cracked you up" or the :l thread lol
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the incense are right next to an open bag of mellowcream pumpkins...
le sigh... My mellow pumkins taste like dragonsblood.. |
you just don't have the answers!
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Don't ya just love it
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... folks show up for a meeting, late, and ill-prepared - as if it had not been planned/talked about and dismantled for six months AND we have to revisit the same issues again next week. I think more people need to employee the K.I.S.S. methods...
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...you wax/shave and then just as you congratulate yourself on a job well done you notice a couple of stray hairs that you've missed.
I HATE that. Words |
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...a velociraptor steals your lunch? Man, I hate that!
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You cheat on your diet and then immediately after YOU REGRET THAT DECISION!!!!!
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