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Mister Bent 11-18-2009 08:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by apretty (Post 7851)
this looks like a good place for a crankyold bromo...


I just happen to have one!


Quote:

Originally Posted by bonne-maman (Post 8109)
hi and bye bromos and those who love them. Off to the good Dr.'s house. This pack your bag, and dog, overnight dating is kinda crazy, haven't done it for five bazillion years.

c'mon pedro pan, we're headin out.

Thanks for stopping by!

bonne-maman 11-19-2009 06:10 PM

Miss you weirdo brohos. Come and entertain me.

Mister Bent 11-19-2009 08:15 PM

Dear Bonne mots,

You have been scooting off to canoodle, leaving us to wilt like neglected houseplants and now you want to complain?

But, it seems gone are the days when we could insinuate ourselves into your plans with - what the HELL is her name anyway?

I suppose we could try to bromance Dr. M, but, well, that might just be awkward.

Maybe Scrabble?

bonne-maman 11-19-2009 09:04 PM

Dear Mr. Scent,

Let's just call her the good Dr. Ok? And the good Doctor has some who are bromancing her in person locally, so we are working on her bro-bilities. :clap:
(now there are too many smilies, damn)

but long-distance, via bonne, bromancing is welcome also. I think we may not see her on a sight like this, but watch for her via her sparse here and there presence on my FB comments.

evolveme 11-19-2009 09:07 PM

Dear Bonney,

I just want to know if the Good Doctor is good at giving head.

Never Afraid of the Important Questions,

e

bonne-maman 11-19-2009 09:36 PM

Dear e,

:cold:
Dr. mgalmf head alfma! It is amlgyrgt!

Oops, sorry. My scarf was over my mouth.

evolveme 11-19-2009 09:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bonne-maman (Post 8946)
Dear e,

:cold:
Dr. mgalmf head alfma! It is amlgyrgt!

Oops, sorry. My scarf was over my mouth.

Never fear, Bonne! I read scarf-speak!

"Dr. Feelgood Gives Head All Night! It is Almighty!"

Woot!

e

bonne-maman 11-19-2009 09:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by evolveme (Post 8948)
Never fear, Bonne! I read scarf-speak!

"Dr. Feelgood Gives Head All Night! It is Almighty!"

Woot!

e

yr good. :Howtoimg:

Queerasfck 11-19-2009 09:53 PM

Wow.
 
Dahhhhmmmm. It got crazy in here.

evolveme 11-19-2009 09:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bonne-maman (Post 8949)
yr good. :Howtoimg:

Girrrrl, when your teenager speaks 90 words a second and texts you things NOT in grammatical English, you get good at deciphering strange languages.

:formalbow:

Mister Bent 11-19-2009 09:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EzeeTiger (Post 8950)
Dahhhhmmmm. It got crazy in here.

It got GROSS.

BUT! e did find my very own icon...

:sumo:

Whoops.

This one...

:superman:

evolveme 11-19-2009 09:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EzeeTiger (Post 8950)
Dahhhhmmmm. It got crazy in here.

You can blame the good doctor.

MaryBailey 11-20-2009 03:20 PM

Mister Bent + Ezee Tiger = The buttseks.


Guess who?



:slapfight:

Queerasfck 11-20-2009 03:30 PM

Wtf?!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by MaryBailey (Post 9267)
Mister Bent + Ezee Tiger = The buttseks.


Guess who?



:slapfight:

Whooooooooooo is this?
What's wrong with two bro's that are good friends?!
Perfectly platonic. Don't make me write a haiku about it!

MaryBailey 11-20-2009 03:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EzeeTiger (Post 9268)
Whooooooooooo is this?
What's wrong with two bro's that are good friends?!
Perfectly platonic. Don't make me write a haiku about it!



Just the latest filly in your stable, Ezee.

On second thought, I should've nabbed the screenname "PolyEsther".


Nice unicorn.

Queerasfck 11-20-2009 03:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaryBailey (Post 9269)
Just the latest filly in your stable, Ezee.

On second thought, I should've nabbed the screenname "PolyEsther".


Nice unicorn.

Ahhhha I like a ladee with jokes. Since I am unsure that the poly life style is for me, perhaps you'd like to meet some of my butch friends like gobblemaster69, Freek_no_leash, daddyfriscoho. Let me know if any of them sound interesting to a fine femme such as yourself!

Unicorns RULE! Going back to play Xbox now.......

Mister Bent 11-20-2009 05:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaryBailey (Post 9267)
Mister Bent + Ezee Tiger = The buttseks.


Guess who?



:slapfight:

When Ezee told you sometimes he pitches and I catch, he was referring to our baseball team!

Quote:

Originally Posted by EzeeTiger (Post 9274)
<snip>Going back to play Xbox now.......

What? Now you're getting all Bob on me?

apretty 11-20-2009 08:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaryBailey (Post 9269)
Just the latest filly in your stable, Ezee.

On second thought, I should've nabbed the screenname "PolyEsther".


Nice unicorn.

*petting your muzzle* ;)

MaryBailey 11-20-2009 08:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by apretty (Post 9351)
*petting your muzzle* ;)

Giddyup, PonyGirl.


:mountie:

apretty 11-20-2009 08:59 PM

no wind or rain or winter storm...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by MaryBailey (Post 9357)
Giddyup, PonyGirl.


:mountie:

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5kbUc0441I"]YouTube- Sandra Bernhard + Ain't No Mountain Hight Enough[/ame]

Queerasfck 11-21-2009 09:21 AM

Side saddle gals.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by apretty (Post 9387)

You gals are so CLOSE. That's HOT. I mean nice.

Queerasfck 11-21-2009 09:30 AM

Love me some Teddy
 
Here's a video I enjoy, and I believe my broheiny likes it too. In fact, I'm pretty sure Mr. Bent dresses like this in the real world.


[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54-9Jvq1Li4"]YouTube- close the door teddy pandergrass live[/ame]

bonne-maman 11-21-2009 09:55 AM

[QUOTE=EzeeTiger;9555]Here's a video I enjoy, and I believe my broheiny likes it too. In fact, I'm pretty sure Mr. Bent dresses like this in the real world.[quote]

Is a broheiny the heiny of a bro? You guys are so likin each others booties.

That's so bro-ay.

c'mon Pierre le Pan

:walking-poodle:

Mister Bent 11-22-2009 09:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bonne-maman (Post 9564)
Is a broheiny the heiny of a bro? You guys are so likin each others booties.

That's so bro-ay.

c'mon Pierre le Pan

:walking-poodle:

Broheiny: A term coined by Mr. Bent to designate his brohamulus Ezee Tiger from other broheims. It specifically recognizes that Ezee can sometimes be a real ass.

Queerasfck 11-22-2009 09:18 AM

10:00am Mass
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Mister Bent (Post 10044)
Broheiny: A term coined by Mr. Bent to designate his brohamulus Ezee Tiger from other broheims. It specifically recognizes that Ezee can sometimes be a real ass.

Why are you playing online? You better get to church, you and I are the altar boys this morning!

Mister Bent 11-22-2009 09:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EzeeTiger (Post 10046)
Why are you playing online? You better get to church, you and I are the altar boys this morning!

The only altar where I want to "worship" is still asleep.

Besides, last time I did altar boy duty with you, Father Flanagan made us kneel on rice after YOU drank the communion wine!

Queerasfck 11-22-2009 09:26 AM

O! The place you'll go!
 
That's me, bottom row on the far right, Mr. Bent is next to me. He has lame shoes. No fashion sense.

http://www.fethard.com/photos_2004/altar_boys_1960s.jpg

Mister Bent 11-22-2009 09:36 AM

She always did like you best!
 
I hated those shoes Mom got me! Turned me rogue - you can read all about it in my new memoir:


MaryBailey 11-23-2009 07:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EzeeTiger (Post 10052)
That's me, bottom row on the far right, Mr. Bent is next to me. He has lame shoes. No fashion sense.

http://www.fethard.com/photos_2004/altar_boys_1960s.jpg

:deadhorse::deadhorse::deadhorse::deadhorse: :deadhorse:

Mister Bent 11-29-2009 10:01 PM

pardon my knuckles as they scrape the ground
 

Bromosexuality, it's fluid and requires no pronouns.

It also means that anything goes, so one need not worry about embarrassing photos of one's hypocrisy cropping up elsewhere on the internet.

Queerasfck 11-29-2009 10:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mister Bent (Post 14034)

Bromosexuality, it's fluid and requires no pronouns.

It also means that anything goes, so one need not worry about embarrassing photos of one's hypocrisy cropping up elsewhere on the internet.

I'm glad it's here. And I'm glad you're here too Mister Bent.

Mister Bent 11-29-2009 10:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EzeeTiger (Post 14058)
I'm glad it's here. And I'm glad you're here too Mister Bent.

*snif, you validate me.

Plus, having you here means I don't have to talk to myself.

Well, I do that anyway, but you know.

Also, Steelers wtf?!

Kim 03-23-2010 08:47 PM

Where?
 
Where are the bromos? I'm not seeing the love. So sad!

apretty 03-23-2010 09:32 PM

maybe we should take over, let the femmes keep this sewing circle alive while the bros are off doing this thing... wait, don't tell me, i was just told what it is yesterday, you fill in a bunch of boxes and you guess who the best hockey player is? march madness, that must be it.

wow, mr. bent doesn't keep a very tidy sewing station, his singer can't even be seen in this photo!

http://static.squidoo.com/resize/squ...618clutter.jpg

oh there it is!

http://gadgets.boingboing.net/gimage...ng-machine.jpg

pretty!

Rook 03-23-2010 10:03 PM

:fart:
u lot owe me 5 minutes of Life..
~cheesy smile~

join the daaaaaark side....

we got orange.....no wait....Mint Milanos !!!!

~walks off, chewing orange milanos, mumbling~
:cracked:

Mister Bent 03-24-2010 08:17 PM

donk da donk da donk donk
 
Um. Whut?

I've been busy looking for a car, you know, something to roll wit my 24s.


http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a2...t/bfd/main.jpg

Not SEWING.

Queerasfck 03-25-2010 12:51 AM

How 'bout the Mirth-Mobile??? Perfect for when we go crusin'! I'll bring my Mr. Microphone!!
"Hey good lookin................"


http://www.sinemaestro.com/uploads/p...cer-630-75.jpg

Butterbean 03-25-2010 06:40 AM

Hail Bromo Love!

apretty 03-25-2010 05:47 PM

looks even better with you in it, brobent...

http://www.hollywood-diecast.com/lov...ine1%20(1).JPG

...true bromance

http://media.fukung.net/images/15221...a46806d0ce.jpg

Mister Bent 03-25-2010 06:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by apretty (Post 73316)

Shag on the dash and ceiling, maybe I better dig out that sewing machine afterall.

ps. Ezee bogarts.


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