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- The Fluffy Stuff: Flirting, Humor, Chat (http://www.butchfemmeplanet.com/forum/forumdisplay.php?f=17)

- - Speak a Lie ..... (http://www.butchfemmeplanet.com/forum/showthread.php?t=250)

wolfwalker

11-14-2009 04:59 PM

love humans

I really love all humans. I hate dogs and cats

wolfwalker

Passionaria

11-14-2009 05:54 PM

hmmmm

I would never eat Thai Food

PoeticWitch

11-14-2009 05:58 PM

I am not entertained by this thread... it doesn't make me laugh in uncontrollable fits that last more then ten minutes... it doesn't make me cry and doesn't then give me a headache..I hate this thread... and I think you all are very boring people and should stop posting all together...

MrSunshine

11-14-2009 06:15 PM

rubber.ducky does not make me think rubber.dicky every time I see it.

Surayna

11-15-2009 12:21 AM

I am Betty Crocker in the kitchen. I cooked a huge elaborate meal tonight. I am not sitting here eating gummy bears. I am sitting here totally nekkid while doing school work, though.

Kast	11-15-2009 01:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deadyboy (Post 5498)

rubber.ducky does not make me think rubber.dicky every time I see it.

You'all are NOT very funny people, no, not at all!

christie

11-15-2009 06:30 AM

I really love that the mother in law starts talking before her eyes open.

I really love that she adores all things Jesus-tacky-esque... and that my heart sings when she comes in the door talking about how "I found the PURDIEST picture today... it was Jesus, on a rock, in a stream, with two little children."

It doesn't make my skin crawl at all.

I love that as we restore a room in the house, its a race for us to get something up on the walls before the Jesus in a stream picture is purchased.

I hate that she has a good heart and means well.

NJFemmie

11-15-2009 06:36 AM

I didn't just screw up Diva's Scrabble Slam thread.
I totally knew how to play the game and I certainly don't feel like an idiot.
Mare is not singing "shame, shame, shame .. you messed the game, you messed the game" and poking fun at me this morning.
I am NOT laughing about this because I have no sense of humor whatsoever.

MrSunshine

11-15-2009 06:54 AM

I so happy to not be able to sleep anymore :freak:

PoeticWitch

11-15-2009 07:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deadyboy (Post 5498)

rubber.ducky does not make me think rubber.dicky every time I see it.

I do not think rubber.dicky is funny whatsoever... Has decided not to tell Deadyboy that hy doesn't remind me of that lil homicidal doll called Chucky. :chainsaw:

Semantics

11-15-2009 07:36 AM

I hope it keeps raining.

shadows papa

11-15-2009 08:26 AM

I hate that my two 50 lb dogs think Daddy's chest is a good place to wallow on every morning. I think bicycles should be outlawed and that swimming is for sissie's in speedos.I'll take McDonald's over my mama's home cooking everytime....and I DON'T think farting is funny!

Gemme

11-15-2009 01:49 PM

I'm glad that there's no one here to snuggle.

SuperFemme

11-15-2009 01:52 PM

I didn't get laid last night.

WILDCAT

11-15-2009 02:40 PM

I am so very comfortable watching - and actually really enjoying this very close Steelers game. I also think it's funny my team is making so many mistakes.

:worried:

SuperFemme

11-15-2009 02:44 PM

I love football and never ever confiscate the remote and change to Sex and The City. NeVER.

MrSunshine

11-15-2009 03:02 PM

I haven't missed you one damn bit SF!

SuperFemme

11-15-2009 03:04 PM

I am not not not having a platonic cerebral crush on the DB. :brainsucker:

MrSunshine

11-15-2009 03:10 PM

me either :zombie:

SuperFemme

11-15-2009 03:12 PM

My children did NOT all have overnight guests last night.
This house is NOT a magnet for all children who are gay, questioning or non gender normative. Nope.
I don't nurture that side with wigs, boas, heels and make up or baseball hats, bandanas, belts and boots.
The other parents fucking LOVE me.

MrSunshine

11-15-2009 03:31 PM

I didn't just laugh A LOT about that Junie

PoeticWitch

11-15-2009 03:40 PM

I am having a terrible day..

Gemme

11-15-2009 03:45 PM

I don't count syllables on my fingers in the fucku haiku thread. :deepthoughts:

evolveme

11-15-2009 03:56 PM

The idea of June dancing (mincing?) about in a tutu with a cross bouncing (flouncing?) off her bazooms did not just help me forget about the headache I was not going to write about instead.

evolveme

11-15-2009 04:00 PM

I think of myself as a pretty little princess. :princess:

In fact, I often lament that I did not call myself princess e years ago.

SuperFemme

11-15-2009 04:04 PM

I hope that cross hit Junies GOOD eye. :deepthoughts:
E is not a princess.
I am a unicorn.

evolveme

11-15-2009 04:07 PM

SuperFemme is a Unicorn.

But she is not a Pegasus.

A big fat sexy gay Pegasus.

Mister Bent

11-15-2009 04:27 PM

Princess...

e is my babygirl.

NJFemmie

11-15-2009 08:12 PM

June has a terrible sense of humor and she never cracks me up.
I don't :heartbeat: this place at all.

Goofy

11-15-2009 08:16 PM

I have not missed The June. at. all.

Goofy

11-15-2009 08:53 PM

I also hope that I never have to go back to the PDX and June's house ever again. Aaaand I hope that June never comes to Austin for a visit...or that she does and doesn't tell me she's here.

Diva	11-15-2009 08:59 PM

I don't want June at my house either. We will turn our backs and toss our long and flowing locks over our shoulders, shunning her. Then we will smoke fine, Cuban cigars like Linus. :cigar:

blush

11-15-2009 11:03 PM

*hopping on the Austin bandwagon*

June-ness and her Hello Kitties can suck it. :cigar:

Diva	11-15-2009 11:41 PM

I will be kicking Your collective asses to China.

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