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Bard 01-03-2011 12:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mister Bent (Post 258573)
Did I miss breakfast?



I used to cowboy some, too. I spent 4 years as a hired hand on a ranch in New Mexico and did some day work there and in Colorado. What about you?


Nice to meet ya well I worked my dads place out in northern ca then tried to run away from the ranch life now it is the only place I would like to be working on getten my own place :police::fastdraq:

Bard 01-03-2011 12:06 PM

and if y'all would like I have hot strong coffe and biskets an gravey

The_Lady_Snow 01-03-2011 12:07 PM

Trivia bits
 
I'm a Walker, Paso, Morgan fan!!!!

Mister Bent 01-03-2011 12:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bard (Post 258579)
Nice to meet ya well I worked my dads place out in northern ca then tried to run away from the ranch life now it is the only place I would like to be working on getten my own place :police::fastdraq:


The wisdom of youth, eh?

I hope you make your dream come true, Bard!


Quote:

Originally Posted by The_Lady_Snow (Post 258582)
I'm a Walker, Paso, Morgan fan!!!!


You know there isn't anything I'd rather ride than a smooth gaited walking or racking horse! After reading about recent BLM roundup practices, I started to fantasize about that ranch for rescue pit bulls, and now maybe mustangs, too. I'd love to start one, someday. Of course, I'm not getting any younger, and hitting the ground hurts more the older you get!

Gemme 01-03-2011 02:46 PM

Like Brando, without the paunch.
 
It's his reclusivity.


:blink:

betenoire 01-03-2011 02:54 PM

Like Hughes, without the jars of urine.
 
It's his reclusivity.

:vigil:

Tucker 01-03-2011 05:04 PM

Truthfully
 

I'm just here wanting to see pictures of James.




DapperButch 01-03-2011 05:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tucker (Post 258721)

I'm just here wanting to see pictures of James.




James, what about Ben? Now, Ben's the man! He rocks! :dog:

The_Lady_Snow 01-03-2011 05:24 PM

Rumor has it he hangs souvenirs from his ceilings:
••

weatherboi 01-03-2011 05:34 PM

http://www.we-make-money-not-art.com/yyy/7swarnm.jpg



Quote:

Originally Posted by The_Lady_Snow (Post 258735)
Rumor has it he hangs souvenirs from his ceilings:
••


betenoire 01-03-2011 05:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The_Lady_Snow (Post 258735)
Rumor has it he hangs souvenirs from his ceilings:
••

That's where my spare sock went!

Ms. Meander 01-03-2011 06:21 PM

I snuck in...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by The_Lady_Snow (Post 258735)
Rumor has it he hangs souvenirs from his ceilings:
••


http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1181/...3ce15e6ae9.jpg


Maybe I AM paparazzi

Mister Bent 01-03-2011 06:23 PM

Nice knowing you!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Gemme (Post 258636)
It's his reclusivity.


:blink:

Quote:

Originally Posted by betenoire (Post 258641)
It's his reclusivity.

:vigil:


I have news for you both. There is paunch, possibly jars of urine, baggies of finger nail clippings.


Quote:

Originally Posted by DapperButch (Post 258732)
James, what about Ben? Now, Ben's the man! He rocks! :dog:


Oh, damn! Dapper is about to get unfriended!

moxie 01-03-2011 06:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tucker (Post 258721)

I'm just here wanting to see pictures of James.




Quote:

Originally Posted by DapperButch (Post 258732)
James, what about Ben? Now, Ben's the man! He rocks! :dog:

Why does everyone forget about the redhead? We are not evil step-children.

Why aren't there any pictures of Daniel the redheaded cat? And don't say it's because he is the recluse.

Evil is the reason for the high count of page views I have decided.

betenoire 01-03-2011 06:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mister Bent (Post 258771)

Oh, damn! Dapper is about to get unfriended!

God you're fickle. With an attitude like that you will die alone and longing for bromance.

(by the way, Elphaba is cooler than those silly dogs you people are on about.)

Mister Bent 01-03-2011 06:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by puregrrl (Post 258800)
Why does everyone forget about the redhead? We are not evil step-children.

Why aren't there any pictures of Daniel the redheaded cat? And don't say it's because he is the recluse.

Evil is the reason for the high count of page views I have decided.


By Daniel, I assume you refer to the true evil, shredder of my living room furniture & destroyer of my Christmas tree.

Here, I have captured him as he planned his attack:

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a2...danthetree.jpg



Quote:

Originally Posted by betenoire (Post 258806)
God you're fickle. With an attitude like that you will die alone and longing for bromance.

(by the way, Elphaba is cooler than those silly dogs you people are on about.)


But I'll have my urine.

And Rosebud.

betenoire 01-03-2011 07:43 PM

I was wondering if you had any tips for other people who want to be popular on the internets?

DapperButch 01-03-2011 07:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mister Bent
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Oh, damn! Dapper is about to get unfriended!

What's wrong with loving the Ben dog?

Quote:

Originally Posted by betenoire (Post 258806)
God you're fickle. With an attitude like that you will die alone and longing for bromance.


I LOVE me some bete.

TickledPink 01-03-2011 08:05 PM

Ummm, what?

The_Lady_Snow 01-04-2011 07:55 AM

Believe it, or not.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by betenoire (Post 258857)
I was wondering if you had any tips for other people who want to be popular on the internets?


Rumor has it he has....


nycfem 01-04-2011 08:56 AM

Do I get extra points for having seen Mr. Bent IN PERSON. I mean it was years ago, and there were lots of other butches and femmes around, and Mr. Bent might not remember... but I DO!

The_Lady_Snow 01-04-2011 09:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nycfembbw (Post 259180)
Do I get extra points for having seen Mr. Bent IN PERSON. I mean it was years ago, and there were lots of other butches and femmes around, and Mr. Bent might not remember... but I DO!

GET OUT!!!!


:cheer:

Rumor has it he's a dream boat!

:overreaction:

Diva 01-04-2011 09:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nycfembbw (Post 259180)
Do I get extra points for having seen Mr. Bent IN PERSON. I mean it was years ago, and there were lots of other butches and femmes around, and Mr. Bent might not remember... but I DO!



Wait.


WHO?




:eyebat:

nycfem 01-04-2011 10:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The_Lady_Snow (Post 259203)
GET OUT!!!!


:cheer:

Rumor has it he's a dream boat!

:overreaction:

Like... YEAH!

The_Lady_Snow 01-04-2011 10:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nycfembbw (Post 259215)
Like... YEAH!


Ya should of sold his COCKtail napkin on E-Bay.

No.

Wait.

That's creepy.

betenoire 01-04-2011 03:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The_Lady_Snow (Post 259224)
Ya should of sold his COCKtail napkin on E-Bay.

No.

Wait.

That's creepy.

Naw, he personally sells his last-season cocksocks on ebaby. I have 5 of them.
:sock:

Mister Bent 01-04-2011 06:38 PM

Bete's been creeping around my lint trap...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by The_Lady_Snow (Post 259203)
GET OUT!!!!


:cheer:

Rumor has it he's a dream boat!

:overreaction:

More like a cream puff!


Quote:

Originally Posted by betenoire (Post 259324)
Naw, he personally sells his last-season cocksocks on ebaby. I have 5 of them.
:sock:

Hm. I didn't sell those...

And here I've been blaming the dryer.

weatherboi 01-05-2011 08:24 AM

happy humpity hump day!!!!!
 
http://patrishka.files.wordpress.com...forthegold.jpg

The_Lady_Snow 01-05-2011 08:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by weatherboi (Post 259715)








:|

The_Lady_Snow 01-05-2011 10:32 AM

Awww show the guy some love Planet People!

girl_dee 01-05-2011 12:07 PM

am I too late for breakfast? :blink:

betenoire 01-05-2011 12:27 PM

http://news.softpedia.com/images/new...-re-Ours-2.jpg

betenoire 01-06-2011 10:13 PM

Mister Bent is so last season.

girl_dee 01-07-2011 06:17 AM

the service here is not very good...

The_Lady_Snow 01-07-2011 06:26 AM


Mister Bent 01-07-2011 08:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by betenoire (Post 260792)
Mister Bent is so last season.

Mister Bent is NOT the new black.

betenoire 01-07-2011 09:54 AM

OMG Mister Bent just awarded me the Jackass Of The Day award! *swoon*

DapperButch 01-07-2011 08:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by betenoire (Post 260969)
OMG Mister Bent just awarded me the Jackass Of The Day award! *swoon*

Woo Hoo!

Wait...don't you usually win that two or three days a week? :confused:

The_Lady_Snow 01-08-2011 08:05 AM

Devistated
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Mister Bent (Post 260944)
Mister Bent is NOT the new black.


Mister Bent 01-08-2011 08:18 AM

They're aghast at the sight of my white belly!


In other news, Dapper has re redeemed himself with his last post.


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