1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought? My hair is short, how is this possible? (imagine a salt and pepper Beaker)

2. What were you doing at midnight last night? Eating Chex mix and reading. I think.

3. What's a word that you say a lot? Fuck. And conjecture.

4. What is your current desktop picture? A close up photo I took of an interesting architectural element

5. How old were you the first time you got drunk? Hmm, probably 17

6. Which disney character do you like best? They are generally all too cutesy for my taste.

7. Can you roll your tounge? Sort of.

8. If you could only eat one food for the rest of your life, what would you choose? Great crusty bread with a schmear of herbed chevre and olives.

9. What's your favorite song at the moment? The Pink song, a duet with a guy, wherein someone's talking in their sleep...what's the name of it?

10. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it? Twirl, baby. Cutting is a travesty and makes for a much messier experience.

11. Favorite Alcoholic drink? I'm really a wine guy, but if I'm dive barring it, vodka/pineapple. With a splash of grenadine if I'm feeling frisky.

12. Any tattoos or piercings? One piercing in each ear, 3 tats.

13. Do you do any kind of drugs? Weed and alcohol

14. What would you change about yourself? I tend to interrupt when I'm really excited about an idea and am working to curb that. It's tough.

15. Something you envy about the opposite sex? Perhaps not getting the occasional odd look whilst shoe shopping in the men's dept.

16. Would you ever take someone back if they cheated on you? Fuck no.

17. What would you say about your last ex? She was fortunate to have me for as long as she did.

18. Biggest turn off? Poor hygiene and an aversion to growth.

19. Have you ever made a sex tape? Is this thing on?

20. Worst thing you have ever done to someone? I don't think it's happened yet.

1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought? Hey you...Today is a great day, Your still alive. ;)

2. What were you doing at midnight last night? Sleeping peacefully

3. What's a word that you say a lot? It could be worse

4. What is your current desktop picture? My daughter & grandkids

5. How old were you the first time you got drunk? 15 (GERMANY!)

6. Which disney character do you like best? pocahontas

7. Can you roll your tounge? No comment lol

8. If you could only eat one food for the rest of your life, what would you choose? Sushi

9. What's your favorite song at the moment? The voice Moody Blues

10. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it? Idk I swirl and suck it up. lol

11. Favorite Alcoholic drink? Non drinker

12. Any tattoos or piercings? 5 tats but will be getting two piercing soon.
13. Do you do any kind of drugs? I will be getting my weed card soon. yay Mass!

14. What would you change about yourself? My short term memory & my physical pains.

15. Something you envy about the opposite sex? The pay they get

16. Would you ever take someone back if they cheated on you? NO

17. What would you say about your last ex? She loved me unconditionally. She is a wonderful person. And I learned a lot from her.

18. Biggest turn off? Neg whiny people who procrastinate

19. Have you ever made a sex tape? Yes
20. Worst thing you have ever done to someone? Broke someones heart.

1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought?
It's so nice out today.

2. What were you doing at midnight last night?
Getting ready for bed and getting the puppies ready for bed.

3. What's a word you say a lot?
Awesome

4.What is your current desktop picture?
A pink design

5. How old were you the first time you got drunk?
I've never had alcohol.

6. Which Disney character do you like the best?
Cinderella

7. Can you roll your tongue?
Let me just say yes.

8. If you could only eat one food for the rest of your life what would it be?
Butternut squash

9. What's your favorite song at the moment?
Taylor Swift really anything of hers.

10. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it?
I twirl it.

11. Favorite alcoholic drink?
I don't have one because I don't drink any.

12.Any tattoos or piercings?
Ears pierced

13. Do you do any kind of drugs?
No

14. What would you change about yourself?
I think I would work on not over analyzing things.

15.Something you envy about the opportunity sex?
Actually nothing.

16. Would you ever take someone back if they cheated on you?
No definitely not.

17. What would you say about your last ex?
He is a good person and I wish him good luck in his future.

18. Biggest turn off?
Making fun of others.

19. Have you ever made a sex tape?
No

20. Worst thing you've ever done to someone?
I don't know maybe not giving as much of an explanation as I should have.

1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought?
I don't think I have looked in the mirror today, I probably shouldn't I've been in the studio all day.

2. What were you doing at midnight last night?
Sleeping

3. What's a word you say a lot?
Asshole

4.What is your current desktop picture?
My Granddaughters together when they were 4 months old.

5. How old were you the first time you got drunk?
11, yes I was a difficult child.

6. Which Disney character do you like the best?
Probably Snow White

7. Can you roll your tongue?
Yes, but not the normal way

8. If you could only eat one food for the rest of your life what would it be?
Pizza

9. What's your favorite song at the moment?
Slut like you by Pink

10. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it?
Cut it

11. Favorite alcoholic drink?
Ice coolers or tequila paralizers

12.Any tattoos or piercings?
Ears pierced and 4 tattoos

13. Do you do any kind of drugs?
NO, that would be illegal. Is that the right answer?

14. What would you change about yourself?
I would be rich

15.Something you envy about the opportunity sex?
Not one thing that I can think of... oh wait, they can pee standing up.

16. Would you ever take someone back if they cheated on you?
Probably not, I have huge trust issues

17. What would you say about your last ex?
Ouch

18. Biggest turn off?
Being rude or closed minded

19. Have you ever made a sex tape?
No

20. Worst thing you've ever done to someone?
Back in high school I scared a girl and I still feel bad to this day. I was a bit of a bully to her that day and 30 years later I still wish I could apologize to her.

1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought?
Not sure I looked today? I don't tend to very much. If I did, I might have checked to see how frizzy my hair is.

2. What were you doing at midnight last night?
Sleeping

3. What's a word you say a lot?
Shush!

4.What is your current desktop picture?
My daughter and my dog.

5. How old were you the first time you got drunk?
I think I was 11 or 12. 6th grade.

6. Which Disney character do you like the best?
Merida

7. Can you roll your tongue?
Not that I'm aware of.

8. If you could only eat one food for the rest of your life what would it be?
I hate this question! Probably quinoa.

9. What's your favorite song at the moment?
We Run- Sugarland

10. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it?
Cut and twirl. I don't like messy food.

11. Favorite alcoholic drink?
Jamesons

12.Any tattoos or piercings?
four tattoos. One of which is quite large. Ears pierced. But I never wear earrings. Actually, they are probably closed up now.

13. Do you do any kind of drugs?
Coffee

14. What would you change about yourself?
Um... nothing pressing right now.

15.Something you envy about the opportunity sex?
Nah.

16. Would you ever take someone back if they cheated on you?
I doubt it.

17. What would you say about your last ex?
WTF?

18. Biggest turn off?
Arrogance. Narcissism.

19. Have you ever made a sex tape?
Nope

20. Worst thing you've ever done to someone?
Probably the way I broke up with a college girlfriend. I was pretty heartless about it. There was a 15 year age gap between us and I was just young and in my own world. I didn't take her feelings into consideration much at all and I regret how I ended things.
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1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought? I really need to shave..Nah

2. What were you doing at midnight last night? Playing with my new kitten Drax

3. What's a word that you say a lot? Da Faq?

4. What is your current desktop picture? Boring old plain clouds and skyline scene

5. How old were you the first time you got drunk? 15-16

6. Which disney character do you like best? Simba

7. Can you roll your tounge? Roll, twirl, and wave.

8. If you could only eat one food for the rest of your life, what would you choose? Grilled chicken tacos

9. What's your favorite song at the moment? Stupid by Kacey Musgraves

10. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it? Cut it

11. Favorite Alcoholic drink? Plain moonshine

12. Any tattoos or piercings? 5

13. Do you do any kind of drugs? Does dipping count?

14. What would you change about yourself? That I don't seem to ever learn my lesson with people

15. Something you envy about the opposite sex? Nothing

16. Would you ever take someone back if they cheated on you? I have before.. It was a huge mistake

17. What would you say about your last ex? I knew you were trouble when you walked in

18. Biggest turn off? Lying

19. Have you ever made a sex tape? Yes I have

20. Worst thing you have ever done to someone? I plead the 5th

1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought?
Wow! When did I get this good looking???

2. What were you doing at midnight last night?
Battling it out with some monsters under a bed

3. What's a word you say a lot?
recently it is Oh Em Gee

4.What is your current desktop picture?
Everything will be Ok in the end, if it's not ok, it's not the end.

5. How old were you the first time you got drunk?
17

6. Which Disney character do you like the best?
Oh lord I don;t know

7. Can you roll your tongue?
Yes! I am all kinds of talented

8. If you could only eat one food for the rest of your life what would it be?
Merlot.... it totally counts as food. Shut up.

9. What's your favorite song at the moment?
Just about any Pink

10. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it?
Twirl n suck cause I am delicate and demure

11. Favorite alcoholic drink?
Cheap merlot.

12.Any tattoos or piercings?
Bunches of temp tattoos and my ears are pierced cause I am so scary.

13. Do you do any kind of drugs?
Coffee, merlot and tylenol

14. What would you change about yourself?
I am just not sarcastic enough...

15.Something you envy about the opportunity sex?
What?

16. Would you ever take someone back if they cheated on you?
Depends... and they would suffer.

17. What would you say about your last ex?
Anything I would say about them I should say to them.

18. Biggest turn off?
Whining

19. Have you ever made a sex tape?
Not so much.

20. Worst thing you've ever done to someone?

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1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought? OMG, I SO need to cut this crazy hair!!!

2. What were you doing at midnight last night? Snuggling with him and listening to him snore.


3. What's a word you say a lot? Fuck/Fucking

4.What is your current desktop picture? I don't have one.

5. How old were you the first time you got drunk? 18

6. Which Disney character do you like the best? Thumper

7. Can you roll your tongue? Yep.

8. If you could only eat one food for the rest of your life what would it be? Saag Paneer

9. What's your favorite song at the moment? I don't think I can think of any particular ONE...

10. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it? Totally twirl and make a mess.

11. Favorite alcoholic drink? A really GOOD cosmo.

12.Any tattoos or piercings? Two tattoos.

13. Do you do any kind of drugs? Nothing that's not prescriped.

14. What would you change about yourself? Be less easily overwhelmed.

15.Something you envy about the opportunity sex? That makes no sense.

16. Would you ever take someone back if they cheated on you? Probably not.

17. What would you say about your last ex? She's a fucking basket case.

18. Biggest turn off? I have to name only one? Being a martyr.

19. Have you ever made a sex tape? I sure hope not! If I did, it was without my knowledge.

20. Worst thing you've ever done to someone? Maybe lied? I don't think I've don anything truly terrible to someone.

Twenty Random Questions
 

1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought?
I need to touch-up the blue hair

2. What were you doing at midnight last night?
Talking to someone special

3. What's a word that you say a lot?
"Fuck"-- or some variation (I curse like a sailor)

4. What is your current desktop picture?
http://i1303.photobucket.com/albums/...pse8b1cff7.jpg

5. How old were you the first time you got drunk?
I was 12, New Years Eve, my friends and I were told we could have ONE wine cooler-- so Jenny and I drank several of those and beer and liquor and were plastered-- I was talking nonstop until I passed out completely.

6. Which Disney character do you like best?
Stitch (Lilo & Stitch)

7. Can you roll your tongue?
Absolutely.... And I'm quite proficient at doing other things with it as well.

8. If you could only eat one food for the rest of your life, what would you choose?
California or Philadelphia Roll (Sushi)

9. What's your favorite song at the moment?
"Dream a Little Dream" - Mickey Thomas' version from the 80's movie by the same name

10. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it?
First, I nudge the meatball towards her with my nose, then.... (LOL! I twist it)

11. Favorite Alcoholic drink?
I rarely drink, so... Crown Royal, a few Puerto Rican rums, or a Sam Adams' beer will suffice

12. Any tattoos or piercings?
Multiple tats, planning to re-pierce my ear and tongue and possibly get a lip piercing in time

13. Do you do any kind of drugs?
Just nicotine (cigarettes) and coffee.

14. What would you change about yourself?
More self-confident, more toned physically

15. Something you envy about the opposite sex?
Pee standing up; all I manage to accomplish is yellow socks

16. Would you ever take someone back if they cheated on you?
Cheated on me? Hell no. And I get ribbed for forgiving a lot of things, but I cannot forgive cheating on me. Too much is at risk, and it's the ultimate slap in the face, the ultimate betrayal.

17. What would you say about your last ex?
I wish her well.

18. Biggest turn off?
Self-centeredness

19. Have you ever made a sex tape?
No, I'm too shy.

20. Worst thing you have ever done to someone?
Changed over time who I was to be with her; it was unfair to us both.

1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought? Well at least my hair is somewhat tame and wow it's beautiful out

2. What were you doing at midnight last night? Sleeping peacefully

3. What's a word that you say a lot? Wow

4. What is your current desktop picture? The White Mountains in New Hampshire

5. How old were you the first time you got drunk? 12 (long sad story)

6. Which disney character do you like best? Lady

7. Can you roll your tongue? very well

8. If you could only eat one food for the rest of your life, what would you choose? Midnight Moon cheese

9. What's your favorite song at the moment? Radioactive by Imagine Dragons

10. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it? cut it

11. Favorite Alcoholic drink? Don't drink

12. Any tattoos or piercings? 3 Tats.. ears peirced
13. Do you do any kind of drugs? No

14. What would you change about yourself? Being too critical Of myself sometimes

15. Something you envy about the opposite sex? ummm no

16. Would you ever take someone back if they cheated on you? NO

17. What would you say about your last ex? Hard worker with a great sense of humor

18. Biggest turn off? Neg people who procrastinate

19. Have you ever made a sex tape? No
20. Worst thing you have ever done to someone? Made my sister get stung by a bee

1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought? "Hello Gooorgeous!"
2. What were you doing at midnight last night? Yapping on the phone.

3. What's a word that you say a lot? Good

4. What is your current desktop picture? The kiddo competing at a horse show.

5. How old were you the first time you got drunk? 6 years old. (Idiot adults who thought it cute to serve a 6 year old lime daiquiris.)

6. Which disney character do you like best? Mulan!


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7. Can you roll your tongue? Yuppers!

8. If you could only eat one food for the rest of your life, what would you choose? Wow....pasta or cheese (both pretty please???)

9. What's your favorite song at the moment? "Feel This Moment" with Pit Bull and Christina Aguilera

10. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it? Twirl, baby, twirl!

11. Favorite Alcoholic drink? Champagne or a mojito

12. Any tattoos or piercings? Both ears double pierced
13. Do you do any kind of drugs? Only alcohol in moderation

14. What would you change about yourself? That list could crash the server so I will say I would like to be a wee bit taller than my current 5'2

15. Something you envy about the opposite sex? They can urinate standing up

16. Would you ever take someone back if they cheated on you? Negative

17. What would you say about your last ex? Good riddance

18. Biggest turn off? Willful ignorance and deliberately being obtuse

19. Have you ever made a sex tape? Not that I am aware....
20. Worst thing you have ever done to someone? Quietly given them enough rope and sat back and watched....


Katniss~~

1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought? Pretty Hair, not, ha ha ha ha

2. What were you doing at midnight last night? Closing up the house, looking for the remote.

3. What's a word that you say a lot? totally. I so wish I'd give that up already!

4. What is your current desktop picture? the beach

5. How old were you the first time you got drunk? around 16

6. Which disney character do you like best? Minnie Mouse

7. Can you roll your tongue? ummmm, yessss

8. If you could only eat one food for the rest of your life, what would you choose? Ice Cream

9. What's your favorite song at the moment? Done, The Band Perry

10. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it? twirl, and I could teach you too!

11. Favorite Alcoholic drink? Grey Goose, you can add anything to it, hehehe. Oh, and bubbles, I crave bubbles too.

12. Any tattoos or piercings? just two ear piercings in each ear. Second set of holes were made by a high school friend.

13. Do you do any kind of drugs? https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/i...l70-HadtmoUwVw

14. What would you change about yourself? change that decision I made when I was 19

15. Something you envy about the opposite sex? strength, as in muscles

16. Would you ever take someone back if they cheated on you? no

17. What would you say about your last ex? follower!

18. Biggest turn off? rudeness

19. Have you ever made a sex tape? moving pictures, no

20. Worst thing you have ever done to someone? broke their heart

1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought?
Gee, my hair is getting long. I like it.

2. What were you doing at midnight last night?
Sleeping.

3. What's a word you say a lot?
As my GF likes to say ( with a smile): "You have quite a foul mouth on you, love". Why yes I do.

4.What is your current desktop picture?
A pink lotus blossom.

5. How old were you the first time you got drunk?
About 16. Still remember how awful it felt to have the room spin around. Never again. Two drink maximum always ever since.

6. Which Disney character do you like the best?
Don't think she is a princess but the cute one with the red hair from "Brave". She is my 8-year-old roller derby granddaughter's favorite, too.

7. Can you roll your tongue?
Nope.

8. If you could only eat one food for the rest of your life what would it be?
Can I afford it? If I could, lobster. If I can't (which I can't), fresh fish.

9. What's your favorite song at the moment?
I have been listening to a lot of older songs lately.

10. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it?
I twirl it.

11. Favorite alcoholic drink?
A good Chardonnay.

12.Any tattoos or piercings?
Ears pierced, one hole each ear.

13. Do you do any kind of drugs?
Nothing not prescribed.

14. What would you change about yourself?
Perfectionism and take too much to heart. Don't have much of a thick outer layer of skin.

15.Something you envy about the opposite sex?
Still the pesky issue of bio male privilege. Can't say I envy it but it does still bug me.

16. Would you ever take someone back if they cheated on you?
Have done it in the past (long ago and far, far away) but would never do it again.

17. Biggest turn off?
Cruelty and "jokes" at the expense of others.

18. Have you ever made a sex tape?
Never.

19. Worst thing you've ever done to someone?
To be less than kind.

1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought? Having a good hair day. :)

2. What were you doing at midnight last night? working on a poem.

3. What's a word that you say a lot? Yay!

4. What is your current desktop picture? Outer space, planets

5. How old were you the first time you got drunk? 11, by accident

6. Which disney character do you like best? Tinkerbell

7. Can you roll your tounge? sort of

8. If you could only eat one food for the rest of your life, what would you choose? burfi, but that would probably do me in.

9. What's your favorite song at the moment? music by Vibrasphere, or A Punk by Vampire Weekend

10. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it? twirl.

11. Favorite Alcoholic drink? Non. Like Virgin Margaritas

12. Any tattoos or piercings? Ears pierced, two on the right, one left.

13. Do you do any kind of drugs? As in legal, non legal or what?

14. What would you change about yourself? Be more tolerant.

15. Something you envy about the opposite sex? Fat to Muscle ratio!

16. Would you ever take someone back if they cheated on you? Can't say never but it's highly unlikely.

17. What would you say about your last ex? Control issues, but I learned and so it's okay now.

18. Biggest turn off? Lack of compassion.

19. Have you ever made a sex tape? No

20. Worst thing you have ever done to someone? Been untruthful. I regret it and have learned from my experience.

1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought?
I love my hair--the neck stubble makes me smile, I'll be due for a cut in two weeks.

2. What were you doing at midnight last night?
texting a femme bestie and wagging tails

3. What's a word that you say a lot?
sweet, awesome, fuck

4. What is your current desktop picture?
an overhead shot of an elephant laying on it's side in a river being bathed by it's person

5. How old were you the first time you got drunk?
ummm, 15? 16? (note to self: vodka and cake batter do not a good combo make-)

6. Which Disney character do you like best?
Steamboat Willy

7. Can you roll your tongue?
Yes

8. If you could only eat one food for the rest of your life, what would you choose?
BBQ...maybe Mexican...both dammit!

9. What's your favorite song at the moment?
ummm, This by Darius Rucker and a piece by Debussy

10. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it?
Twirl I think...I usually avoid that whole mess by choosing something I can stab with a fork

11. Favorite Alcoholic drink?
oh god, so many----Long Island Iced Tea, French Martini, Maragritas b/c duh, salt on the rim and white wine (lol, I actually hardly even drink!) OH! but there's a drink named after me at a restaurant here in Philly--that's a damn tasty drink I tell ya

12. Any tattoos or piercings?
Ayep.

13. Do you do any kind of drugs?
Not recreationally.

14. What would you change about yourself?
so much to choose from...

15. Something you envy about the opposite sex?
Nothing really. Oh well, I bet it's easier to get the bike rack on the SUV if your center of gravity is in your shoulders...that's about it.

16. Would you ever take someone back if they cheated on you?
Possibly. Depends on the situation.

17. What would you say about your last ex?
She's pretty amazing, and deserves so much better in her life than what she allows herself. I'd tell her I miss her and hope she can come around to be friends in time.

18. Biggest turn off?
Rudeness, unkindness-

19. Have you ever made a sex tape?
Nope.

20. Worst thing you have ever done to someone?
I hurt someone who loved me... Worst. Thing. Ever.

1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought? I really miss My girl

2. What were you doing at midnight last night? Eating a fantastic steak dinner that My boy made for Me (birthday)

3. What's a word that you say a lot? Fuck

4. What is your current desktop picture? One of My son's landscape photographs, he's a photographer

5. How old were you the first time you got drunk? 13

6. Which Disney character do you like best? Dory

7. Can you roll your tongue? Not like a wave.. no

8. If you could only eat one food for the rest of your life, what would you choose? Pasta, any kind really, just pasta

9. What's your favorite song at the moment? Bitch Don't kill My vibe.. by Kendrick Lamar

10. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it? twirl

11. Favorite Alcoholic drink? Lone Star Light beer

12. Any tattoos or piercings? 2 tatts, 1 piercing

13. Do you do any kind of drugs? I have not touched drugs in 19 years, never will again

14. What would you change about yourself. I need to start working out again.

15. Something you envy about the opposite sex? Nothing really

16. Would you ever take someone back if they cheated on you? I have, but will never make that mistake again.

17. What would you say about your last ex? Lying, cheating, ho-bag

18. Biggest turn off? Sweaty palms

19. Have you ever made a sex tape? not to My knowledge


20. Worst thing you have ever done to someone? I keep that between God and Myself

1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought? Wow! It's humid! (my hair was SUPA CURLY)

2. What were you doing at midnight last night? Sleepin'.

3. What's a word that you say a lot? Fuzzbutt.

4. What is your current desktop picture? A neat picture I took with my phone of sunset over a lake.

5. How old were you the first time you got drunk? 27. No really, 27!

6. Which disney character do you like best? Mulan/Ping or maybe Lilo. But my SO says I'm more like Stitch.

7. Can you roll your tounge? yep

8. If you could only eat one food for the rest of your life, what would you choose? Cheese

9. What's your favorite song at the moment? Fallin' in Love in America, by Antsy McClain and the Trailerpark Troubadours.

10. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it? both, sometimes at the same time.

11. Favorite Alcoholic drink? Cocoa with Baileys or Root Beer and Rum.

12. Any tattoos or piercings? Ears only, no tats, but I have mehndi quite often.

13. Do you do any kind of drugs? Nope.

14. What would you change about yourself? I would be a little less Sheldon and a little more Bernadette.

15. Something you envy about the opposite sex? The ability to run shirtless.

16. Would you ever take someone back if they cheated on you? probably not.

17. What would you say about your last ex? She was nice but it didn't work.

18. Biggest turn off? Willful ignorance and bigotry.

19. Have you ever made a sex tape? Oh hells no....

20. Worst thing you have ever done to someone?

Well, I don't feel guilty about it, but many years ago, an egotistical biomale I worked with kept asking me out. At the time, I was still occasionally dating men, but he was kind of a chauvinistic er, arsehat. I was working at a restaurant at the time and we used to have a meeting before the doors opened. So early one morning, while we were prepping the kitchen, the immature weiniehead told everyone we'd been out the previous night and had mad wild scary monkey sex and I was a wild thing in bed. (At the time, I was most definitely NOT...). The other guys were all high fiving him and being dicks because I'd worked there for four years by this time, and I'd never dated anyone. I kept saying "Dude is a lying jerk! We did not! I don't date where I work because of crap like this going on!" Well, he kept saying we did, ALL morning and no one believed me. Peeps started teasing me....

So it's almost time for the opening meeting, and we're starting to come out and sit at the staff table... And people are giving me a really hard time, saying "just admit it! We all know you finally gave it up..." and stuff like that so I got pissed and said "Okay, fine, we did it last night. But we just did it once, cuz he's a lousy lay. He's about this big (pointing at one of those itty bitty tabasco bottles on the table) and it took, like 10 minutes... 15 tops. I was gonna be nice and not say anything, but since he's being a jerk about it...." Totally turned the tables on him... He starts saying "No, no! We never did! We didn't go out..." Dude started denying EVERYTHING! Our manager just laughed and said "maybe you should have kept your mouth shut, dude."

Later I told a friend of mine that it never happened, but he was telling everyone it had, and it was the only way I could think of to make him shut up! She thought it was funny. People still call him Chilito (local slang for "small penis") even now, and it's about 20 years later.

I know, I know, I should have slapped him with a sexual harassment suit, but I was 20 and kinda shy and naive and didn't think about it. I just got mad and blurted it out. But you know what, he never did that to another girl the whole time he worked there.

1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought? I got my goatee crooked when I shaved yesterday

2. What were you doing at midnight last night? Sleeping!

3. What's a word that you say a lot? Fuck

4. What is your current desktop picture? The Texas flag!

5. How old were you the first time you got drunk? 14

6. Which disney character do you like best? Pinnochio

7. Can you roll your tounge? Nope, but I can tie cherry stems in knots

8. If you could only eat one food for the rest of your life, what would you choose? Vietnamese spring rolls

9. What's your favorite song at the moment? Hey Pretty Girl - Kip Moore

10. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it? Twirl

11. Favorite Alcoholic drink? Beer with queen olives in it - my redneck martini

12. Any tattoos or piercings? Covered in tats, gauged ears

13. Do you do any kind of drugs? Nope - well, is coffee a drug?

14. What would you change about yourself? Be about 50# lighter!

15. Something you envy about the opposite sex? Nothing

16. Would you ever take someone back if they cheated on you? Probably not

17. What would you say about your last ex? I'm glad we got past the drama and can be friends

18. Biggest turn off? Religion

19. Have you ever made a sex tape? Oh hell no!

20. Worst thing you have ever done to someone? Cheated

1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought? I'm getting old.

2. What were you doing at midnight last night? Sleeping

3. What's a word that you say a lot? fuck.

4. What is your current desktop picture? my dog

5. How old were you the first time you got drunk? later in life

6. Which disney character do you like best? I don't really have one

7. Can you roll your tounge? Yep.

8. If you could only eat one food for the rest of your life, what would you choose? Spinach salad

9. What's your favorite song at the moment? n/a

10. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it? twirl

11. Favorite Alcoholic drink? greyhounds

12. Any tattoos or piercings? about 10 tats

13. Do you do any kind of drugs? nope

14. What would you change about yourself? self doubting

15. Something you envy about the opposite sex? not a thing

16. Would you ever take someone back if they cheated on you? nope

17. What would you say about your last ex? crazy.

18. Biggest turn off? ashy elbows

19. Have you ever made a sex tape? nope.

20. Worst thing you have ever done to someone? lied.

1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought? Imy eyes look puffy, damn

2. What were you doing at midnight last night? Reading for work

3. What's a word that you say a lot? Damn it

4. What is your current desktop picture? Picture of the coast

5. How old were you the first time you got drunk? 2 (swipped my dad's beer and chugged)

6. Which disney character do you like best? I don't really have one

7. Can you roll your tounge? Yep.

8. If you could only eat one food for the rest of your life, what would you choose? Sushi

9. What's your favorite song at the moment? Crazy bitch

10. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it? twirl

11. Favorite Alcoholic drink? Vodka and cranberry juice

12. Any tattoos or piercings? about 1 tattoo and a couple of piercings

13. Do you do any kind of drugs? nope

14. What would you change about yourself? More tattoos

15. Something you envy about the opposite sex? They can pee standing up

16. Would you ever take someone back if they cheated on you? Not no but hell no

17. What would you say about your last ex? Confused

18. Biggest turn off? Stinky breath

19. Have you ever made a sex tape? Not lately

20. Worst thing you have ever done to someone? Lied

1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought? My eyes are sooo blue today.

2. What were you doing at midnight last night? Sleeping

3. What's a word that you say a lot? Dang it!

4. What is your current desktop picture? Me and Jacob last year

5. How old were you the first time you got drunk? Never been drunk. (I'm allergic to alcohol!!!! Seriously.)

6. Which disney character do you like best? Pocahontas

7. Can you roll your tounge? In more ways than 1!!!

8. If you could only eat one food for the rest of your life, what would you choose? Chicken Bog

9. What's your favorite song at the moment?

10. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it? Twirl

11. Favorite Alcoholic drink? None. Allergic.

12. Any tattoos or piercings? 2 tasteful tats. Ears pierced

13. Do you do any kind of drugs? No. Never tried any either!!!

14. What would you change about yourself? I would lose a few more pounds

15. Something you envy about the opposite sex? Can't think of anything

16. Would you ever take someone back if they cheated on you? Not no, but hell no!!! If I ain't enough to keep my partner happy, by all means go find what does!!!

17. What would you say about your last ex? I miss them, but understand where our differences couldn't be worked through. I wish them the VERY best.

18. Biggest turn off? Poor hygiene/not taking care of yourself

19. Have you ever made a sex tape? Well, now technically, video is NOT a tape...lol.

20. Worst thing you have ever done to someone? Depends on who's definition of what is worst. When I was younger and anger used to get the best of me, I deliberately "accidently" posted an email picture forwarded to "reply all" sending said picture of my ex doing something bad that they sent me and bragged about doing to everyone on my list.

Love these lil surveys....
 

1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought?
It'll grow again. I'll "get there". (I shaved my head again to get the blue hair dye completely out-- was fun, but its done. I want my light brown hair back.)

2. What were you doing at midnight last night?
Talking to a friend who is going through a personal matter with his girlfriend; trying to help him make sense of things.

3. What's a word that you say a lot?
"Understandable" or "Seriously?"

4. What is your current desktop picture?
A picture of my older sister (she passed away in January) and I as kids playing with my grandfather's recorder. I really miss her.

5. How old were you the first time you got drunk?
Around 12. My friends and I were told we could have ONE wine cooler each (New Year's Eve party where our parents and others were celebrating). JUST ONE. Uh huh. Jenny, the older of the twins, and I had wine coolers (plural), beer, and quite an assortment of the small bottles of liquor you get on flights. My dad said he'd have been really upset with me if he hadn't found me so amusing. I talked and talked and talked, and he noticed it got quiet, looked over, and I'd fallen asleep. I got the lecture the next day and was grounded for like a week (?) for disobeying the "one drink" rule.

6. Which Disney character do you like best?
LOL! Depends on my mood really-- that whole "twin" nature of the Gemini. I'd say either "Stitch" from "Lilo & Stitch" or "Beast" from "Beauty and the Beast".

7. Can you roll your tounge?
Yes. Yes, I can. :)

8. If you could only eat one food for the rest of your life, what would you choose?
Hmmmm... one food or one food group? I love sushi if we're talking an assortment, but if we're talking of one specific dish, I'd want Pad Thai.

9. What's your favorite song at the moment?
Michael Bublé - "Haven't Met You Yet"



10. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it?
How can you properly eat spaghetti and NOT twirl it? :D And please, don't forget the ricotta cheese!

11. Favorite Alcoholic drink?
Margarita. Not frozen. On the rocks-- I'm not sure if it's because I'm Anemic or frustrated, but I like lots of ice. Salt the glass.

12. Any tattoos or piercings?
Eight tattoos. One earlobe is currently pierced and sports a blue ring to match my eyes. The other ear is pierced, but I don't keep anything in it. My tongue piercing closed years ago.

13. Do you do any kind of drugs?
I don't do recreational drugs. If it's not prescribed by a doctor or a common OTC medication to be used as directed for its intended purposes, it doesn't go in my body.

14. What would you change about yourself?
I wouldn't worry about everything as much as I do. I tend to dwell on things too much.

15. Something you envy about the opposite sex?
Being that I'm a non-op FtM, are we talking sex or gender? They ARE different, so I'm not sure what you're wanting from this question really. What do I envy about femmes, my opposite gender: how well they can read us-- yet still manage to puzzle and intrigue us. :D What do I envy about cis-males: having a chest rather than breasts; being able to go shirtless and have it be a non-issue.

16. Would you ever take someone back if they cheated on you?
No. If a femme didn't appreciate me when she had me, when I was completely devoted and faithful to her, then she certainly wouldn't deserve me. I can forgive a great many things-- and have. But that's a "point of no return" for me.

17. What would you say about your last ex?
I hope she finds the love and happiness she deserves, that we all deserve.

18. Biggest turn off?
Arrogance. The whole "I'm a princess", "I'm a diva" mentality really just leaves me cold. To me, it screams, "I've got more issues than 'Entertainment Weekly', and I need LOADS of attention to feel validated and worthwhile!" I want a woman, not a "project".

19. Have you ever made a sex tape?
No, and I would never do that as I genuinely like people and wouldn't subject random people to me naked. It's difficult enough just to get past my own shyness and insecurity in sharing myself with a partner when it gets to that point in a relationship.

20. Worst thing you have ever done to someone?
I have a lot of faults; I've made a lot of mistakes. The WORST thing I've done, however, is to myself: put off phone calls, not prioritized visits, argued and bickered with my older sister over what amounted to petty stuff that prevented us from being even closer. I do my best by her sons, my nephews, but I've lost those opportunities with her. God only knows when I'll "see her again" to be able to tell her how sorry I am for that.

1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought? "Hey goodlookin"

2. What were you doing at midnight last night? Reading

3. What's a word that you say a lot? BOOM!

4. What is your current desktop picture? A very attractive woman in her underwear.....

5. How old were you the first time you got drunk? 14

6. Which disney character do you like best? Simba

7. Can you roll your tounge? Nope

8. If you could only eat one food for the rest of your life, what would you choose? Anything Italian

9. What's your favorite song at the moment? I have many...

10. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it? Cut it.

11. Favorite Alcoholic drink? Southern Comfort

12. Any tattoos or piercings? Eye brow, used to have more.

13. Do you do any kind of drugs? Nope

14. What would you change about yourself? Nothing.

15. Something you envy about the opposite sex? Faster muscle definition

16. Would you ever take someone back if they cheated on you? Nope

17. What would you say about your last ex? Needy

18. Biggest turn off? A woman without a strong mind.

19. Have you ever made a sex tape? No

20. Worst thing you have ever done to someone? Cheated...

1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought?
I didn't look...

2. What were you doing at midnight last night?
sleeping...

3. What's a word that you say a lot?
crap

4. What is your current desktop picture?
Tulips

5. How old were you the first time you got drunk?
14, I think...

6. Which disney character do you like best?
none

7. Can you roll your tounge?
I think so...

8. If you could only eat one food for the rest of your life, what would you choose?
french fries

9. What's your favorite song at the moment?
too many... can't choose...

10. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it?
both, depending on my mood...

11. Favorite Alcoholic drink?
beer or vodka with ginger ale

12. Any tattoos or piercings?
one piercing... planning more... but only on my ears

13. Do you do any kind of drugs?
no I don't.

14. What would you change about yourself?
maybe being less shy... but I like myself the way I am.

15. Something you envy about the opposite sex?
The fact that they can get away with actin like asses...

16. Would you ever take someone back if they cheated on you?
I might. But probably not.

17. What would you say about your last ex?
nothing

18. Biggest turn off?
a big ego

19. Have you ever made a sex tape?
no

20. Worst thing you have ever done to someone?
can't write about it here...

[QUOTE=MissPriss;387753]A friend sent this to me in email this morning, I thought it was pretty fun. Ill go first.



1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought? I'm glad I got a haircut, but still doesn't mean I'm going to fix my hair.

2. What were you doing at midnight last night? Sleeping! Who has time to stay up that late!

3. What's a word that you say a lot? No

4. What is your current desktop picture? Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince DVD cover.

5. How old were you the first time you got drunk? 19

6. Which disney character do you like best? Not into Disney,

7. Can you roll your tounge? Yes

8. If you could only eat one food for the rest of your life, what would you choose? Wild rice

9. What's your favorite song at the moment? respect, Pantera

10. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it? twirl

11. Favorite Alcoholic drink? Bacardi coke

12. Any tattoos or piercings? No way

13. Do you do any kind of drugs? In som form or another

14. What would you change about yourself? Nothing really,

15. Something you envy about the opposite sex? Nothing really

16. Would you ever take someone back if they cheated on you? I have before and it wasn't the right decision

17. What would you say about your last ex? Hahaha which one?

18. Biggest turn off? To many to specify one

19. Have you ever made a sex tape? Yes of course

20. Worst thing you have ever done to someone? Damaged their self esteem

1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought?

What do I need to do today?

2. What were you doing at midnight? Dreaming

3. What's a word that you say a lot? Goober

4. What is your current desktop picture? N/a

5. How old were you the first time you got drunk? 7 mom gave me spiked eggnog

6. Which disney character do you like best? Eyore

7. Can you roll your tongue? Yep

8. If you could only eat one food for the rest of your life, what would you choose? Avocados

9. What's your favorite song at the moment? Fireworks, Katie Perry

10. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it? twirl, duh

11. Favorite Alcoholic drink? Pearl Harbor

12. Any tattoos or piercings? Not telling

13. Do you do any kind of drugs? Yes, heart/diabetes

14. What would you change about yourself? Take more risks

15. Something you envy about the opposite sex? Not one thing

16. Would you ever take someone back if they cheated on you? Not any more.

17. What would you say about your exe? She was special.

18. Biggest turn off? Lacking empathy.

19. Have you ever made a sex tape? Don't be vulgar.

20. Worst thing you have ever done to someone? Depends who you ask, right?

1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought? My eyebrows look really fab these days. I know vain but its true!

2. What were you doing at midnight last night? Feeling my husbands arms around me as I fall asleep.

3. What's a word that you say a lot? Oh for fuck sake!

4. What is your current desktop picture? A b&w photo of my baby, Ed sleeping.

5. How old were you the first time you got drunk? 17. I know it was a tad late. But I did get drunk at a hotel room party in Brisbane Australia.

6. Which Disney character do you like best? None of them.

7. Can you roll your tongue? Not like a wave.. No.

8. If you could only eat one food for the rest of your life, what would you choose? White chocolate.

9. What's your favorite song at the moment? Don't have one.

10. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it? Twirl.

11. Favorite Alcoholic drink? Gin and tonic.

12. Any tattoos or piercings? Two tattoos.

13. Do you do any kind of drugs? I've done pot. Would do it a lot more if I could get some. Cause it would help my back pain. And I just like it.

14. What would you change about yourself. I wouldn't mind being a size six.

15. Something you envy about the opposite sex? Nothing much.

16. Would you ever take someone back if they cheated on you? No.

17. What would you say about your last ex? Nothing good. That's for sure!

18. Biggest turn off? Not knowing what is going in the world.

19. Have you ever made a sex tape? Ah no.

20. Worst thing you have ever done to someone? Went on a date with someone else while I was in a LDR. Thank god, nothing else happened.

1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought? I really need to do something fun with my hair....

2. What were you doing at midnight last night? Playing a slot game on my ipad

3. What's a word that you say a lot? Possibly

4. What is your current desktop picture? A scene from Snow White

5. How old were you the first time you got drunk? 15 it was awful

6. Which Disney character do you like best? Bambi

7. Can you roll your tongue? Yes i can!

8. If you could only eat one food for the rest of your life, what would you choose? Lobster Rolls

9. What's your favorite song at the moment? Halo by Beyonce

10. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it? Twirl

11. Favorite Alcoholic drink? Moscato, especially Stella Rosa

12. Any tattoos or piercings? My ears and a tattoo on my wrist

13. Do you do any kind of drugs? No, just my vape

14. What would you change about yourself: I am content with who i am :)

15. Something you envy about the opposite sex? Nothing really

16. Would you ever take someone back if they cheated on you? NO.

17. What would you say about your last ex? She was like my best friend i have nothing bad to say about her.

18. Biggest turn off? A weak mind.

19. Have you ever made a sex tape? No way!

20. Worst thing you have ever done to someone? Said hurtful things :(

1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought? I'd slept a little longer than I should, then I remembered i'm on holiday and I can sleep as much as I like.

2. What were you doing at midnight? Watching Spooks

3. What's a word that you say a lot? Brew

4. What is your current desktop picture? Cast of Merlin (That's quite sad isn't it)

5. How old were you the first time you got drunk? 14/15

6. Which disney character do you like best? Can't say I'm too much of a fan but if I had to choose, probably Bert from Mary Poppins.

7. Can you roll your tongue? Nope

8. If you could only eat one food for the rest of your life, what would you choose? Falafel wraps

9. What's your favorite song at the moment? Rudimental- White Noise/Black out Live Lounge mash up

10. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it? Both

11. Favorite Alcoholic drink? Lager with a top

12. Any tattoos or piercings? Nope

13. Do you do any kind of drugs? Caffeine, nicotine

14. What would you change about yourself? Be braver

15. Something you envy about the opposite sex? Envy is not a good emotion

16. Would you ever take someone back if they cheated on you? I'd like to say a blanket No, but it would depend on the situation.

17. What would you say about your exe? I wish her well, far far away from me though.

18. Biggest turn off? Not washing/showering every day

19. Have you ever made a sex tape? Nobody want's to see that.

20. Worst thing you have ever done to someone? Not listened enough

1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought? 80s hair!

2. What were you doing at midnight? Sleeping

3. What's a word that you say a lot? Interesting

4. What is your current desktop picture? Last love

5. How old were you the first time you got drunk? 18

6. Which disney character do you like best? Snow White

7. Can you roll your tongue? Nope

8. If you could only eat one food for the rest of your life, what would you choose? Pasta

9. What's your favorite song at the moment? Willow

10. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it? Both

11. Favorite Alcoholic drink? Pinot Grigio

12. Any tattoos or piercings? Ears

13. Do you do any kind of drugs? Caffeine

14. What would you change about yourself? Be braver

15. Something you envy about the opposite sex? Envy is not a good emotion

16. Would you ever take someone back if they cheated on you? Perhaps

17. What would you say about your exe? No ex. She is no longer with us.

18. Biggest turn off? Being unkind

19. Have you ever made a sex tape? Just for us

20. Worst thing you have ever done to someone? Not given them the best of me.

1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought? Yep,time for a haircut.

2. What were you doing at midnight? lumber-jacking in my sleep. Yeth, sawing logs and drooling.

3. What's a word that you say a lot? Wow

4. What is your current desktop picture? Gary Lightbody of Snow Patrol

5. How old were you the first time you got drunk? 15

6. Which disney character do you like best? hmm. Not too fond of Disney Characters

7. Can you roll your tongue? Well, it depends on which way we are rolling it lmao

8. If you could only eat one food for the rest of your life, what would you choose? Sushi

9. What's your favorite song at the moment? Cary Brothers-Alien

10. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it? its an even number.

11. Favorite Alcoholic drink? RumnCoke or Ivana Bitch &Coke

12. Any tattoos or piercings? yep.

13. Do you do any kind of drugs? nope

14. What would you change about yourself? Stop slacking on my writing

15. Something you envy about the opposite sex? :)

16. Would you ever take someone back if they cheated on you? fuck.no. Lesson learned on that one.

17. What would you say about your ex? Didn't pay enough attention to her surroundings.

18. Biggest turn off? people with zero hygiene skills.

19. Have you ever made a sex tape? nope

20. Worst thing you have ever done to someone? :passinggas:

1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought? I look tired.

2. What were you doing at midnight last night?ebcam chatting

3. What's a word that you say a lot? FUCK

4. What is your current desktop picture? A slideshow of drawings, right now it is a cartoon of vegeta asking for bacon lol.

5. How old were you the first time you got drunk? 3. Yep 3. I thought a shot glass was a dixie cup of water. Boy was I wrong.

6. Which disney character do you like best? Jim Hawkins

7. Can you roll your tounge? Yep

8. If you could only eat one food for the rest of your life, what would you choose? Sushi :sushi:

9. What's your favorite song at the moment? Solar Flare Hommicide

10. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it? Twirl

11. Favorite Alcoholic drink? Wiskey and you better not put and fucking ice on it.

12. Any tattoos or piercings? None, may get my ears gagued again but not right now.

13. Do you do any kind of drugs? Alcohol and Caffeine

14. What would you change about yourself? Work on my anxiety.

15. Something you envy about the opposite sex? That is is socially acceptable for women to be afraid/upset.

16. Would you ever take someone back if they cheated on you? Fuck no.

17. What would you say about your last ex? She is a good friend and a nice person. The only ex I can stand talking to.

18. Biggest turn off? Being stinky/prudish

19. Have you ever made a sex tape? Haha no.

20. Worst thing you have ever done to someone? Stealing someone's girlfriend.