You might be a geek if you are scheduled to facilitate a full day retreat on communication and you realize that you don't really want to talk to all those people........

Yep. Every last one. Awesomesauce.

Also, you might be a geek if you use words like awesomesauce and amazeballs.

You might be a geek if: you're not an early adopter of technology, yet the study of technological practice curls your hyper-awareness within the framework of communication.

....you know what May 25th is.

May the Mass times Acceleration be with you. Strange as it may sound, that day back in the mid-seventies changed my entire life.


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Aj

My boss is kind of a geek too and lets us bring towels to work that day.

You know you are a geek if:
We got some new servers at work this week and we voted in a mtg today to name them after Matrix characters.

(wistful sigh)
That is something I miss about being a sys admin, was getting to name servers on a routine basis. When I worked at a database company in the mid-90s my team and I had gotten through the bridge crew of the Enterprise (both original and Next Gen), and all of the major Dilbert characters and the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy characters. (/wistful sigh)

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Aj

you might be a geek if
 

Talking about string theory gets you physically excited

HaHaHa!!!!!

You have decided big bang theory is the best show on tv because it makes you feel socially adjusted.

One of my favorites!

You ask yourself this question when ever you come to a crossroad in your life

http://images.icanhascheezburger.com...4467929347.jpg

You might be a geek if Schrödinger's cat is dead. ^_^

You've seen the Star Wars trilogy dozens of times, and every time you have to yell at the screen that a parsec is a unit of distance, not time. Yeesh.

Also, Han did *not* shoot first.

I used to date someone who (over)used the word "awesomesauce." I would always reply, "when you can prove to me the existence of 'awesomesauce' I will no longer dispute the validity of that word."

:)

:sparklyheart:

You may be a geek if them is fightin' words

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Han_shot_first

:blink:

You read Snopes more frequently than a newspaper/news site.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...-02_222328.jpg


:D :D :D :D

Your RPGs are still done around a table using dice, rule books, dry erase markers, paper and your imagination.

Corollary: You *are* a geek if you've ever played a role-playing game besides Dungeons and Dragons (e.g. Traveller, GuRPS, Heroes, Toon, Vampire, Werewolf, etc.)

corollary to the corollary: You are most definitely a geek if you know what your D&D alignment is. :)

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Aj

If you've ever used the phrase "That's right, I just defeated you with MATH."

LOL I used to play D&D and Paranoia (I believe was the name) that game was messed up! lol

D&D wise - I played a Paladin most often (and actually in the screen shot above the character is a paladin), but I used to enjoy playing an assassin on occasion. I couldn't RP them that well - but man was it nice being an ass (chaotic neutral) to break outta the spell for a bit.

I loved Paranoia! The Computer *is* our friend. :)

I used to play monks a lot because, certainly in 1st and 2nd edition AD&D they were, pound for pound, the deadliest fighters at high level. Being able to *fail* a saving throw and only take half-damage was just too good a deal to pass up.
My other favorite character class was Paladin.

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Aj

Oh and for the record. My alignment most maps to Lawful Neutral (leaning toward Lawful Good).

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Aj

You know you are a geek when a good day can be had simply because your favorite author has released a new book and there's an update to iTunes.

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Aj

You might be a geek if your favorite author is Terry Pratchett and you can recite books from memory.

Yep. Some of the my favorite quotes of all time come from Pratchett.

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Aj

You look at this http://colinm.org/language_checklist.html and think of new computer languages that could address some of the issues. And then wonder how long before xkcd and Dilbert will comment on it.

if you are building your own steampunk goggles and not for cosplay.
if you know what cosplay is.

if you're more interested in Alison Balsom's incredible baroque technique and tone than the rest of her. ;)

...You find geeky ways to motivate your kids to do chores -

Chore Wars

...and you play more than they do!

...you thought the death of Steve Jobs was far more tragic than Elvis.

http://i813.photobucket.com/albums/z...unkGoggles.jpg

<--- is a geek too.

---zork---

Not so geeky, but still a bit cheeky:

if Frack has made it into your vocabulary as well as things being shiny.