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During girls night drinks last night...
"I'm gonna suck it til I get the cherry". Lol |
"I'm going to go get a tape measure, be ready when I get back."
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One of my co-workers just posted this on Facebook :|
"We was in and out in 4mins lol!!" I really had a hard time not responding with: "Do you really think this is something to brag about?" |
"I just did a post without a preview, I hope that wasn't premature"
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Thank you for having me.
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"I'm going to get your package out today, you can't see it, just know that I'm down here playing with it."
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that's how you shake it doggy style
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"Here hold the legs open and i will reach in, see if i can find it"
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"I'm very picky about my cherries, that have to be the right kind or I won't eat them". Hahahaha
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WTF
"I would rather have magic gums than pepperoni grease stained fingers."
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"PULL IT! ........ PULLLL IT HAAAAAARRDDEEEERRRRRR!!! It's not going to hurt, I can take it! ........ YES! That's it!"
*Sniggers! Over heard when the neighbours were pulling a wardrobe out of the front door this morning - they are moving! LOL!* |
"somehow my mouth doesn't feel like it was shared with"
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Yesterday went to starbucks with a friend...I handed over the venti's to her and there was a steam stopper, I am not sure thats what it is really called.. She was like whats this...pulls it out and licks it... She was like this tastes good, I asked her to remove mine as well so I could enjoy my drink..So she does..
She looked at me and I dead pan looked at her and said...'Go ahead and lick it, I know you want to...' Mind you .. She is straight and says, well there is our quote of the day !! |
Hollylane commenting on a fine graphic...
"CIJS it doesn't carry the same weight when it isn't animated."
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Upcoming directions to a party
"Parking is available on the street in front of my house. Pull in perpendicular to the restraining wall."
I'll be going just to see who in fact is pulling in perpendicular to the restraining wall.... |
"You can't railroad until it's time to railroad."
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From the lovely PrincessBelle...I think she knew this might happen...
"that was so big even i had trouble getting my mouth wrapped around that huge thing."
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You DID forget to mention it was regarding some meat!!!! :readfineprint: Hamburger meat that is. Sheesh. You and your delightfully dirty mind!!!!! xoxoxo |
Arsenic in apple juice... news just said. followed directly by: I want to keep you forever. um........... :| |
"Basically you have to just get in there, do what you can and grab whatever you can. And then when you're done just stick it in over there." :|
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"You are a mouth gymnast"
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just eat it
then tell me what you think |
"I'm banging on the keyboard, I'm getting somethin' done tonight"
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I've almost got it in! (trying on shoes)
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Co-worker:
"I am Big Red, I am the longer lasting flavor" |
Posted by a friend on Facebook:
Bradley finished his erection in my back yard, Kez had to hold it for him for a while but after a few bangs and screws, he was all done! :| |
GT had to know this was coming....
"Where is Glen? I believe he needs poking"
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Zombie mish mash...
"Pound it in, hehehe. A stiff drink, hehehe..."
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For the love of god, don't go in there.
Left on a post it on my classroom door |
"Firmly grasp your mandrake..." from Harry Potter Chamber of Secrets
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"...because I rarely play with people."
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Zombies are great for out of context quotes...
"What's wrong with a good, flaccid drink?"
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"Go ahead, I'll hold it"
(I said to a poker player after he said he needed to pee. I meant I would hold the game until he returned...) |
Syr *dee, whats in here (shaking plastic container from fridge) * me * oh, deer Syr* *oh dear what?* *no, deer is in there* *oh, is it dog food or your breakfast? * |
"Drill them holes! Can I get a witness?"
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"It may not be right but it's my measurement"
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"He's waiting for me to tell him where to go."
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Hold still while I wiggle.
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