alright i'll try it but i'm not making any promises

http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...wanzaacake.jpg

worst holiday cake ever invented. yes, those are corn nuts. corn nuts! on a cake! gah!

...and this coming from a McAmerican! :sunglass:

touche! although i don't eat that stuff. have i mentioned that "clotted cream", while delicious, sounds like a symptom of something bad in yer girly bits?

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speaking of smoked food.....another disgusting holiday dish. people slather them in bbq sauce, wrap them in bacon, put them on top of noodly stuff with cheese like products. ugh

yes. and the sauces get really elaborate. by elaborate i mean a precise mixing of 47 bottled condiments.


and what the hell is this?


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i like the notation "without giblets" on the can. cuz the idea of a whole chicken in a can wasn't disturbing enough.

:canoworms:

Sweet Jeepers!

I can't believe I still see these in the supermarket.
http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q...y_pie_213g.jpg

hahahahaaa gross! this product is trying to nudge into the holiday grody food fanfare


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I WILL NEVER read this thread again while eating lunch!!!!!

this made me need a brown bag to breathe

My mother makes the best jello concoction--red jello, chock full of whole cranberries, pineapple, apples, and walnuts. It's amazing. I've tried to make it a few times, but it won't set up. I don't think she's giving me the full recipe.

My sister-in-law is doing Thanksgiving this year. It's a big undertaking, and I'm appreciative of her efforts. I wish she didn't steam everything, including the turkey. A little spice and salt would go a long way, too. I never thought I'd prefer my mother's overdone bird to a fairly moist one with no flavor.

We live far away from everyone, or we could invite them to the best Thanksgiving meal, ever. It would, however, include the notorious green bean casserole!

I've been on and off collecting myself since beginning this thread. HYSTERICAL.:|

I totally lost it on the canned cheese and the deviled eggs with miracle whip (my mother to a T)

I think I tasted spam, worse yet...I think I liked it.:praying:

back to my brown bag!

i entered a spam cooking contest once just for kicks and i needed a hammer to get the dang thing out of the can.

If yer eating crap food then do it properly innit.

Spam fritters and chips is how I like my Spam - which I have once every five years or so, just to remind myself why I don't eat it!
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wow, thats gross!

VOM! i just lost a little love there :jester:

Avocado Gelatin Turkey
 

there only two places to have that. in bed or in an abandoned asylum. i can't decide which.

hey! this is sposed to be the horrible food thread not the how to shag a bird food thread. :cigar:

:blink:

:piratelaugh:

In my experience many folks think fish eggs are a horrible food. Does that redeem me within the thread then? :nerd:

you're right. i hadn't thought of that... and a delightfully interesting perspective :)

brilliant! the bed asylum thing not the bread pudding flavour. still i'd rather eat that yogurt than this:


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mmmmmm delish.

this is a holiday dish somewhere in the world.

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more spam
 

OMG, I was ordering at a new (to me) sushi restaurant last night, and honest to God, along with the 'Arkansas Roll" and "Conway Roll" and even the "Crawfish Roll", there was a ....wait for it..... Spam Roll!!!

So not right, on so many levels!

or wrapped in Crescent Rolls, as in "Pigs in a Blanket"

THAT IS JUST WRONG

what the hell is that?