I vote we all move so HoneyB can have gay mates to cosign her non-serial-killer status

[QUOTE=honeybarbara;854908]I get told enough that I'm intimidating/scary. :( *wilt*

Kick them to the curb, if some one can't muster the cojones to match yours, not worth the lipstick.

In London I found it much easier to talk to random strangers at dyke/queer events. A bright smile got one in return. That meant I could approach and say hello. Or they could. I find that "resting grumpface" seems to be the defaulting setting of anyone who is masculine of centre here.
I am surrounded by lesbian ID folks who abhor the B/F dynamic until they decide they are crushing on a femme. Gets weird real quick.


When I first showed up here, I was bouncy, happy, flirty, talked to people I didn't know, introduced myself... bought people fucking drinks... (no one bought me one back btw). That is very uncharacteristic I'm sure. Sad to read that. And I just lost my bounce over time, tbh.

People at bus stops and in shops are more friendly than the butches and dykes at events. Actually, that's a lie. Some of the femmes are quite friendly.

I think it has to do with me going on my own. I don't think people trust someone on their own at an event. #mustbeanaxemurderer

I don't have queer or gay mates here. So. Kinda catch 22...

Community service at a cat rescue facility for 30 continuous days would be appropriate.

:)

I am NOT intimidated. Sounds like you are surrounded by a bunch if whimps . Sorry for you HoneyB.

My fate?? I sure hope there is a beautiful femme involved in this fate you speak of!!! CHANGE THE RULES ???? I knew it! I have suspected this all along you're not fooling me. No wonder! :seeingstars:

Who invited the crazy cat lady, she is going ruin it for everybody. " Ain't noboby got time for that." Now move along and take your vile cats with you. :)
Isn't it amazing Nat how fast your thread got derailed. lol

Well I know there's a few here that have talked to me for ... jesus, how long?? 15 years? (Toughy...) and some long term people who aren't intimidated by me in the slightest.

And I'm not concerned about intimdating YOU Jaggs. I'm pretty sure I could drop a brick on your toe and it could start a conversation. It might start with you swearing at me, but it would start one...


Please note the tie in to feet there...

Let's see, four feet per cat/baby Kitty ...... yep, thread compliance met.... :)

Or better still, let's move her back to UK.


Come on back love, you know you wanna.


I'll be waiting! :groucho:

:sock::sock:

Geez my feet hurt!

Does that count??

They have to be clean for me to even touch them. But I refuse to clip toenails, or suck on toes of my significant other!

But what if they are very pretty? Fresh pedicure? With matching lovely legs???

*snickers ....:blueheels:

But of course! !!

noooo not even if they are clean or fresh pedicure or legs. Toes are for putting in shoes not mouthes!:hamactor:

I love femme feet! I will rub your feet, suck on your toes, and bite them. I think they are sexy!

Didn't your Momma kiss your baby feet? Nibble on your little tiny toes? Blow raspberries on your teeny soles?

I think that's why some folks love it and others don't ... you know, like bottle babies like ....

I have no clue LOL, I would have to ask! But I hate having my feet messed with unless its a massage, I don't like being tickled!

This came to mind when I saw this thread

Your Feet
By Pablo Neruda

When I cannot look at your face
I look at your feet.
Your feet of arched bone,
your hard little feet.
I know that they support you,
and that your sweet weight
rises upon them.
Your waist and your breasts,
the doubled purple
of your nipples,
the sockets of your eyes
that have just flown away,
your wide fruit mouth,
your red tresses,
my little tower.
But I love your feet
only because they walked
upon the earth and upon
the wind and upon the waters,
until they found me.

Too bad you are only loving your own feet these days....

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Don't touch my feet!!! http://spoiledmaltese.com/forum/imag...lies/yucky.gif

I will drop-kick a butch! http://www.twinstuff.com/forum/uploa...83_186_643.gif

You're more than welcome to kiss and suck my boots, shoes, what-have-you (provided you wash out your mouth before kissing me after...), :stiletto:
but once the shoes come off, that area is off limits. https://doberman-chat.com/community/...ilies/nono.gif

It squicks me out. I've had people try to play with them or even suck on them (just... nope) and it totally breaks the mood for me. Maybe it's a weird quirk?

Mind you, other people's feet don't really bother me. I don't mind massaging them or rubbing them and I'm not going to shame anyone for liking them, but they are not going anywhere near my mouth or anywhere else... sorry.

However you get your kicks is fine, but personally I'm with JDeere on this one... no touchy!

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I said femme feet so not even loving my own lol. It's tragic....but I imagine that will change one day. I actually had a dream last night that I was massaging someone's feet. Funny...lol

My feet have been freezing since Sunday! A lady can dream of a good foot warmer.

Omg!!!!! That was YOU?!?!?! :cheer:

I am pretty thorough and even include the ankles and depending on the person...the legs as well.

That's what hot breath is for.....

*secretly enjoying this thread*

(Did I say that out loud?) :curtain:

How about some very plush feet warming socks?

YAY! someone who agrees with me! :rrose::rrose:

:| :seeingstars: ..........

Horrify? Noooo... More curious, really. :thinking:

The diversity of human sexuality is a great and mysterious thing! More power to the twinkle toes! :cheesy:

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:rrose:

Not horrifying at all to me.. it's one of the reasons I love sucking on toes because of the feeling it can give the other person... sometimes as even a surprise to them which makes it even more exciting!

Only when there's deep snow on the ground or as gifts to my nieces so they can have fun slip sliding on their hardwood floors.

Now that sliding on floors sounds fun!