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durrrrrrrr 04-14-2012 06:02 PM
At butch bonding:

Who's gotta hand that doesn't have a nail?

Guess what, you're dry now honey


Everybody get your finger ready

durrrrrrrr 04-14-2012 06:27 PM
I'm on my way bitch. Can't I take a rest in the middle?

Ashton 04-14-2012 06:28 PM
I'm coming Bitch, can't I rest in the middle!

Ashton 04-14-2012 06:36 PM
Are we gonna play spin the cane?

durrrrrrrr 04-14-2012 07:00 PM
I want ppl to think I'm mean. How can they think that when I'm all sparkly n shit

Ashton 04-14-2012 07:02 PM
I think have over adorned my hair....I don't want anyone thinking I'm nice or anything:

Gentle Tiger 04-14-2012 07:04 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by durrrrrrrr (Post 565120)
I want ppl to think I'm mean. How can they think that when I'm all sparkly n shit
This sounds like something June would say.

Ashton 04-14-2012 07:19 PM
Had to go to Clothworld for Merkin accoutrments

durrrrrrrr 04-14-2012 07:24 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gentle Tiger (Post 565126)
This sounds like something June would say.
Maybe. Maybe not. Ayup. It was. Lol

durrrrrrrr 04-14-2012 07:36 PM
Suck on this mother fucker

Puplove 04-14-2012 07:37 PM
When the merkins come out it's time for the kids to go home.

durrrrrrrr 04-14-2012 07:45 PM
I need a big one and then I'll be ok

Ms. Tabitha 04-14-2012 07:59 PM
If you let it dangle he wlll hump it.

durrrrrrrr 04-14-2012 08:02 PM
Do you need any help?

Yes please. And I'm not wearin any panties

Ms. Tabitha 04-14-2012 08:02 PM
I'm dripping and not the way your thinking

durrrrrrrr 04-14-2012 08:11 PM
If you don't keep your noodle wet it will get dry and crusty

durrrrrrrr 04-14-2012 08:18 PM
My vagina is out right now. Just wanted to let y'all know

durrrrrrrr 04-14-2012 08:22 PM
Just put it in and wave it

durrrrrrrr 04-14-2012 08:24 PM
Just stick it in and it works

Puplove 04-14-2012 09:19 PM
Ashton: man I'm stiff again.

Ashton 04-14-2012 09:38 PM
Epsom Salt I'm all about the epsom salt

Puplove 04-14-2012 09:41 PM
Llama Llama Llama

durrrrrrrr 04-14-2012 09:45 PM
You sexy. Wanna llama in your vagina?

Ashton 04-14-2012 10:40 PM
Tiara cab company you are the jewels of our business!!

Nat 04-14-2012 11:57 PM
Let's not push it - I'm NOT nurturing. -Juneypants

Nat 04-15-2012 12:01 AM
I can shove a lot of stuff up a chicken's ass.

-June

durrrrrrrr 04-15-2012 12:17 AM
The vagina looks very different when it's contorted

durrrrrrrr 04-15-2012 01:39 AM
Awwww. Bob quit squirting.

Turn him off then on


Well. Bob has been Workin hard all night


His batteries are dying

I hate it when Bob quits squirting

durrrrrrrr 04-15-2012 02:07 AM
Everything goes under the ass to keep it warm

durrrrrrrr 04-15-2012 02:13 AM
You can never have to much brick house

pajama 04-15-2012 09:59 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ashton (Post 565261)
Tiara cab company you are the jewels of our business!!
Oh my god....I am still cracking up over this little jem. bwahahahahahaha

pajama 04-15-2012 10:00 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by durrrrrrrr (Post 565235)
You sexy. Wanna llama in your vagina?
Would you rather have a werewolf in your vagina or a llama in your vagina?

Scorp 04-15-2012 10:17 AM
Wonders (from Boston) if werewolf have anything to do with an unkept merkin??



Quote:
Originally Posted by pajara2 (Post 565451)
Would you rather have a werewolf in your vagina or a llama in your vagina?

pajama 04-15-2012 10:28 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Scorp (Post 565462)
Wonders (from Boston) if werewolf have anything to do with an unkept merkin??
Nope. But there were merkins everywhere last night. On chins, on dresses, in the pool, in the hot tub, they were out of control.

The Honey Badger merkins.

Nat 04-15-2012 10:45 AM
They have to peck them against the fence to get them open

durrrrrrrr 04-15-2012 11:20 AM
Not over heard but we are really findin today Merkins are everywhere

Nat 04-15-2012 11:47 AM
Denise likes it piping hot.

- Glenn

durrrrrrrr 04-15-2012 12:27 PM
There's a motor that sucks it and squirts it out

Cowboi 04-15-2012 12:31 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by durrrrrrrr (Post 565499)
Not over heard but we are really findin today Merkins are everywhere
Did you find my soul patch???

DanzAmazon 04-15-2012 01:55 PM
Pool fun...
 
Butch: "Honey, I'm not giving anybody my noodle"

Femme: " Well good, just make sure you keep it wet. Nobody likes a crusty noodle".


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