true story bro. lol
 

That awkward moment when you think the door is open but it's not and you run right into it.

(It was a screen and I knocked it the hell out) haha.

My client is back into his SIMS game again...I was in the kitchen doing stuffs...and I swore I heard the SIMS person talk in English, plain as day....
So, I asked my client when they started using plain speak...and he says, they don't. They still speak gibberish...and I tell him I JUST heard them talk in English...and he gives me that look :|
I stood there for a bit till they talked again and sure enough.....maybe after my eyes are squared away I should have my ears (and head) examined. :|

Those awkward moments when you see someone that reminds you of someone else you know and it's across the damn country. haha. :blink:

you read a post about a friend's love life through an X...:seeingstars:

You hit the car in front of you in traffiic because you were eyeballing some girl. LOL

get surrounded by male turkeys who are screeching and flapping their wings... because they think I am the great Turkey Goddess..... aka Girl Turkey.

That still awkward moment when....you realize you texted your happy accomplishment of making a nummy iced latte to your landlord... instead of your brother in law...because they share the same name.... :|

It SHOULD have occurred to me when he answered. "Great! Sorry, who's this?" yeah...there's my sign... :hangloose:

That "Oh god, she's standing right behind me, isn't she?" moment after spouting something less than gracious.

in the middle of a case...its quiet in the operating room..and the resident says to me...."you have such long eyelashes"....i look up..look her in the eye...then look at the attending who has now stopped operating and is looking at me. I just smile under my mask and look down. The operation resumes...AWKWARD!

today while at the grocery store...
 

We got to the store and a Taylor Swift song came on....Teddy shut off the car anyway...I told him I couldnt believe he didnt let the song finish first...and told him, "No pussy for you!"
As we walked in the store, Teddy was chuckling and said something about the look on that guy's face.....when I asked what he meant since the nearest person was WELL away...I thought...he said the guy in the car next to us gave him a funny look. I looked back, and sure enough, there was someone RIGHT NEXT TO US????with his window down....if only I had an acme hole in the ground in my purse.... :blush:

You realize what's bothering you.... and it's yourself. Kinda hard to run away from her.... she follows you EVERYWHERE.

your boss suddenly appears when you are singing
you can blow my whistle baby , whistle baby
just put your lips together
then come real close

:twitch:

oh
hi

Another lovely moment in the grocery store parking lot.....

We bought two ginormous watermelons...(I'm SURE you can see where this is going...)
And me being me...as I was putting them in the car, I held them up...about ye high... :| and said to Teddy, "Hey baby! Look at my melons!"....
AFTER a flashback of the last incident I decide to look around...and yep...innocent bystander...sigh...

My mother really did raise me better...just sayin'... :blush::blush:

When you go to a family wedding with your boyfriend and your parents. And your parents don't know that your boyfriend is FtM. And they've known him for a while and they love him to pieces but you're not really sure how they'll do with the full story. And you get to the wedding and you've been in the car for three hours and your boyfriend excuses himself to the men's room. And your Father (who a moment ago was fixing the back of your boyfriend's shirt collar and tie for him) follows him to the bathroom. So you go to the women's room in a little bit of a panic about it and your mom follows you and from the stall next to you starts going on and on about how much she loves your boyfriend and everything little thing that she loves about him. And you're dying a little because you have no idea what's going on next door and you don't know if your father just figured out that your boyfriend isn't exactly set up to pee at the urinal next to him.
(It all turned out fine, by the way, but woohoo was that a lot to have go down at once)! And this story was even better when told from my guy's perspective, who thankfully has a great sense of humor.

the moment when your dogma fucks up your entertainment

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That awkward moment when you are headbanging in the living room and the apt lawn care guy walks past the window.

that awkward moment when your talking to someone and you think they really like you and then you find out they like/want someone else :doh:

That awkward moment when you are blushing and then called out for blushing, which only makes one blush harder. It gets exponentially worse when it happens in front of 40 people during a staff meeting.

Something tells me you have friends like this:
http://i.qkme.me/3ony8x.jpg

When you think someone is pretty cool and you want to be friends with them but don't know how to start a conversation that doesn't seem like you are hitting on them.

that akward moment when
 

You are watching The Dead Files by yourself with all the lights off and you get freaked out by a noise at the door and you pull the blanket up around your neck (cause ya know, that's what keeps the ghosts away) and then you peek over and its just the cat laying there playing w the door.....:seeingstars:

That awkward moment where you have been studying Egyptian mythology enough to pick out an entire sentence and are sleep deprived enough to freak out that you are suddenly able to read hieroglyphs.

LOL
 

saw this on FB today and thought it was funny!!

That awkward moment when you go to a garage sale and the person who owns the home/garage says, "we aren't having a garage sale, we are cleaning out our garage."

yet more super market fun....
 

I went to the store to pick up a few things...I was wearing a jean skirt...and as I was walking through the deli...I felt my panties starting to slip DOWN....there was no good place to duck in and hike em up....so I had finish up and GO.... :|

Note to self.... don't wear your really old panties...ever

If you are like me you aren't used to women in your personal space unless they plan to kiss you or are family. So I got startled because I assumed that I was about to be kissed by someone I have a professional relationship with and back away slowly before I realize shes just trying to give me a business card. :canadian:

The awkward moment when I realized I was not who I thought I should be, maybe not even who I dreamed I should be. Now what? Now the real journey of discovery begins without preconception. But the moment when I realized it? Incredibly awkward..

When you have to knock on the concierge hut in your robe to call security (as he is speaking with a couple) b/c you locked yourself out of your hotel room.

When you clean your dick and leave it on the bookshelf and forget to close the blinds. I think my neighbors might have seen mah peenis.

TAMW ..

you find yourself walking to the beat of the song you are listening to. hahaha!

That Friday food day at work where everyone signs up to bring something and you think you'll surprise everyone with something besides chips or paper plates and you put down something like enchiladas and you think about it all morning while you work. You have in your mind which dish you'll be bringing to work and who you can ask to help you carry it all up to your break room, and how to mark your utensils etc. And you never give it another thought until that Friday when you are walking across the parking lot and everyone else is lugging in food....

When you are dreaming about someone you *really like* and actually call them on your phone while you are alseep... but later blame it on a pocket dial.... :blush:

you've been on the road for so long that ur too exhausted to pay attention to which bathroom you walk into until you hear a woman scream. Sorry little lady. Old habits die hard

the awkardidity of
 

....seeming to consistantly post in the wrong thread....whutever. Idc. Ok yes I do okay no I really dont OKAY MAYBE. Also being all cool and heading down a wrong way street with the new love

Someone yells at you for trespassing...in a public place.

That awkward moment when, Rick Astley gives you up or.......

When you realize that you actually like that song.

So....

I'm walking around downtown and I see a pigeon on the sidewalk...

There weren't many pigeons where I grew up...OK none at all....so I find them fascinating in appearance and approachability.

So...I'm talking to the pigeon and its all cool and looking up at me and I try to pet it. It kind of skitters away and walks into the road and I'm scared now it'll be hit so I ask it to come back to the sidewalk...I walked around it to shoo it back to safety and low and behold there are people on the other side of the parked van that is right there...listening toe chide the pigeon about street safety...

Sigh...I really need to look around before I do stupid shit

Besame's one totally cracked me up ...in a fit of laughter
 

Can you say awkward ....

Went to dinner with some new friends and was on my best behavior. I noticed the special board as I was seated and decided to order linguine and calamari. I had just started to acquire a taste for calamari. So when it came to the table, it was served with a clear broth. So after a few min., some one asked me how was my dinner. I said, well, it's good, but I've never had calamari served like this, where I could see the testicles and all.

As soon as that left my mouth, I wanted to climb under the table. Tentacles!Tentacles!

Didn't finish it, boxed it up and tossed it before I got home...lol

...too funny!

That awkward moment when you get allllll excited to see a new post in one of your favorite (subscribed) threads....only to realize...it was you who posted there....:blink: