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Do you all observe "poop stall" etiquette when in public restrooms?
(The poop stall is the one that is furthest from the door!) |
Why can't I...
....just retire :blink:
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I use the handicapped, placement is out of my hands....
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Otherwise, I just try to get as far away from the other occupied stalls as I can - and, of course, I use my spray. :winky: |
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i can honestly say the one place i could not go poo was when i was dressed in orange.i did learn how the girls freshin up after they have gone poo.it's baby powder,just squeeze the bottle and it was smellin pretty good.some of them did the courtesy flush.my fav was when people used the potty in the middle of the night the toilets suck so hard it hurts ur ears.
by the time i was set free i had a jail baby ready to be delivered. |
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each room had one two girls per room i was in for 2nights 3 days in Arkansas first time to have sweet tea.i don't like so much.food wasen't to bad not healthy stuff i was kinda shocked..oh first and last time i will ever be locked up..
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Just one night for me lol was a bad boi and partied to much in a hick town I lived in lol.:blowingitup:
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mine was from that really big bad :cannabis:
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Question for partnered people: Who tooted first?
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Of course i don't toot at all and if i did i would certainly hold my cheeks together tight and get up on my tip toes and pray it is silent. Just sayin... |
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Would you be surprised if I said I don't remember. :smokejoint: :daywalker: |
Just for Dusa "...if you spread the cheeks a lil, then they're air gasers n no one hears them." :blush: :daywalker: |
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Being a nurse, i hear a lot of toots.
There are several different catagories. There are the "walking toots" that i find amazing. Every step you hear a little, minor E, high pitched beep really. I have figured out, (just from being around them, not as first hand knowledge mind you,) that if you wear flip flops that if you are having these the flop of the shoe hitting your heel will drowned the sound. Just fyi. |
Jackhammer was the first to let it go in our house! :)
I was so relieved that I *immediately* released the one I had in the holding tank! |
Maybe it is just me, but I would rather turn green holding it, then use a public bathroom, and do the walk of shame if anyone was there, to a) hear it, and have to hide my face when I came out of the stall or B) smell it, and look at me like I was the culprit..
I just cant do it, I will hold it till I get home, even if that is hours or even sometimes days. Just can't. Quote:
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stop! |
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My dog just came over and looked at me.
Mdm Butterfly and H.R.H aren't too impressed when I toot. If my (long time ago) ex or I farted, we'd say that the floorboards were squeaky. ;) Wow, there's nothing like a good belly laugh! |
I say that Jackhammer has a baby elephant living in her butt :byebye:
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lights a match, its smelly in here
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I always feel bad when I go in a public bathroom and the person in the next stall is clearly waiting for me to leave for privacy. lol
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Sneaking Into The Thread While Belle is at Work
TMI moment: I honestly don't fart a lot. I am not sure why. I do have to pee like every 15-30 minutes, which is a royal pain in the butt.
So last night we went out to dinner. When we got to the restaurant I of course had to pee. Belle said she would wait outside for me. So I go into the bathroom, close the stall and start to pee. Pretty soon I feel this hand on my leg. I'm thinking, hmmm is that her or someone brushed up against me by mistake. So... I keep peeing. Then here comes that hand again from the other stall. Cut it out Niki! :pirate-steer: |
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but...it wasn't me.....
:confused:hmmm....never could figure out why my deceased wife would say things like "honey...that could peel wallpaper off a wall" or "punky, OMG! I need a teargas mask".....:seeingstars:.....:fart:
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