i'll never be caught eating a hot dog in front of wolfyone. i'm a ketchup, mayo, and occasionally relish or mustard girl. and when i'm eating them at home i rarely buy buns. :D

patchouli oil clears a room? do people hate it or something? i'm so oblivious, LOL! most people i've been around when i've worn it actually liked it. i really love it but my allergies are awful, even with small amounts of fragrance, so i almost never wear it.

LOL @ that post

I like Patchouli, but I'm from the era that doused themselves in it :|
Smells great as incense or a candle, too

you will never catch me passing up the chance to go paddleboarding!!!

Because I cannot handle watching a needle go into me, I will never get caught


Giving myself an injection with hypodermic needle

Watching someone give me a shot.

Becoming a phlebotomist

You will never catch me..... climbing Mt. Everest..... a short bout of freezing cold air conditioning today re-enforced that for me..... :|

I will never stop being intimidated by changes in technology. I am still trying to program my VCR....

am i? i could use some education here. will you enlighten me please? (very sincere request for information)

Being Abusive whether its physical or emotional

Cheating

Voting For Mitt Romney

Being A Femme

Smoking or Doing any kind of drugs

Being anything other than me :)

***amen! and Ditto... :)

Hmmm. Being a femme is worse than doing drugs and better than voting for Romney or????

Rooting for the Dallas Cowboys... NO NO NO ... NEVER.

- you won't catch me falling asleep without melatonin.
- you won't catch me falling asleep without music or white notice playing softly.
- you won't catch me falling asleep before I worry and think sexy thoughts for an hour.
- you won't catch me making an error- free post from my phone..

it's not a comparison of things that are disgusting. it's a list of things that Mistie wont do.

Listening to Justin Beiber.

Asking anyone if they've found Jesus.

Watching or reading Twilight.

Wearing a dress or make up.

Trying to be cool.

I will never be caught doing this!
 

way too scary for me!

Got it. but they are all pretty negative. As a femme, it felt like she was disgusted by the idea. Whatever. Lots of shudders of disgust in general about possibly exhibiting femme behavior going on in this thread anyway.

Some of it humorous, but give me a break.

OMG I so want to do that! I'm going to Costa Rica soon and hope to give it a try.

Being in a relationship just so Im not lonely.

Being in a relationship where I am NOT in love heart mind body and soul and not being loved the exact same way back

Any athletic activity requiring grace or agility.

Wearing a bikini
bungee jumping

I would never be caught buying a gas guzzling hummer.

I would never be caught buying a handbag that cost more then a car payment. Same for shoes. I believe in quality and you get what you pay for but excessive is just selfish IMO.

I would not be caught eating pork until the laws change and prohibit gestation crates.

http://www.humanesociety.org/issues/...on_crates.html

I will NEVER be caught wearing a christmas knitted teacher vest. I mean NEVER!

Maybe that's just how you saw it. You appear to be taking offense to someones personal preference.

I will NEVER be caught dead drinking that cheap ass wine like I was last night. Ugh. I be hurting.... :(

Wait till you approach menopause and the hormone levels drop. All those bright shiny tacky things you thought you'd never like start looking good. Who knows why.

But I agree. I will never wear a denim jumper with apples stitched on it or anything like that.

I have broken down and worn festive dangly earrings though.

...displaying a moulded plastic light-up nativity scene on my front lawn.

I know that feeling! If my partner tells me that "it's
in my purse", I'll pick it up and bring it to her!

Someone said that asparagus makes your pee
smell funny - that's because you excrete calcium oxalate crystals
from the asparagus.
Snails are good...butter & garlic help.....

I will NEVER struggle to put on another pair of pantyhose...
I will never cheer for the Cowboys...
I will never sit through a whole soccer or rugby game....
And the thong thing.....shaking head vigorously.....is never
happening!!!

:cigar2:

what about the side of the road?

I got lost recently and just HAD to. It was that or the seat of my car.

I think this title should have read : something you would never do regardless if you got caught or not.

Wearing crocs
Wearing a dress or makeup I know Maria is going to go high and to the right over this but I make no apologizes
Carry a purse or european satchel
Wearing a goofy looking hat
Wearing huge sunglasses
Wearing womens shoes or clothes
Letting someone else cut my grass
Letting someone else detail my car
Letting someone else remodel or repair my house
Wearing shirts that snap
Rolling my jeans or shorts
Wearing anything wrinkled
Without a belt on
Riding a moped or scooter
Without chewing gum
Buying diet pepsi
Stealing
Cheating
Eating brussel sprouts or kidney beans or stewed tomato's or raisins
Taking drugs that aren't prescribed for me
Going over Niagra falls in a bath tub
Speaking Chinese in Japan
Asking for PORKO in a Mexican cafe
That should be good for now. hahahah

Oh come on Miss Belle live a little. Go ahead bulldog give her a sock. lol

Eating sushi.

What? Oh no,say it ain't so. Actually I used to say that but my best friend forced me to try it . Now I love and crave it. That's ok that means more for me. =)