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Sparkle 10-26-2013 10:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by IslandScout (Post 857525)
Fuck, my bad, they're all true. Sorry. I think I better sign off till I can focus better.


And here I was thinking Island Scout would NEVER listen to a cheesy muzak station on her good speakers! ;)

My three, dysfunctional family edition:

*My great grandfather killed his lover and then himself in a double suicide pact.

*My sister was arrested for drunk and disorderly after mooning Yankees fan at the old Yankees stadium (she's a Red Sox fan).

*My biological father was the subject of an international manhunt.

Julie 10-26-2013 10:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sparkle (Post 857528)
And here I was thinking Island Scout would NEVER listen to a cheesy muzak station on her good speakers! ;)

My three, dysfunctional family edition:

*My great grandfather killed his lover and then himself in a double suicide pact.

*My sister was arrested for drunk and disorderly after mooning Yankees fan at the old Yankees stadium (she's a Red Sox fan).

*My biological father was the subject of an international manhunt.

Lie: *My great grandfather killed his lover and then himself in a double suicide pact.

Sparkle 10-26-2013 12:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Julie (Post 857530)
Lie: *My great grandfather killed his lover and then himself in a double suicide pact.

No, that one was true, sadly. It was in the 20s just before the stock market crash and a very real, very tragic trend. I found newspaper articles documenting 3 other double suicide pacts in the Schenectady area when I was researching my great grandfather's case.

My lie was that my sister was arrested for drunk and disorderly after mooning Yankees fans in Yankees stadium.
She did actually do that but wasn't arrested, just thrown out of the park. :)

Julie 10-26-2013 12:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sparkle (Post 857547)
No, that one was true, sadly. It was in the 20s just before the stock market crash and a very real, very tragic trend. I found newspaper articles documenting 3 other double suicide pacts in the Schenectady area when I was researching my great grandfather's case.

My lie was that my sister was arrested for drunk and disorderly after mooning Yankees fans in Yankees stadium.
She did actually do that but wasn't arrested, just thrown out of the park. :)

Really tragic. :-(

Girl_On_Fire 10-26-2013 10:50 PM

[QUOTE=Luv;857464][QUOTE=Girl_On_Fire;857454]
  1. I regularly eat raw sauerkraut
  2. I have a pet turtle
  3. I'm the direct descendant of a Native American princess
[/QUOT
Raw souerkraut false?

Nope. I can't get enough of the stuff. Guess again. ;)

Cin 10-27-2013 06:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Girl_On_Fire (Post 857718)
I have a pet turtle

Is that the lie?

I like family dysfunctional ones. I got a million of em.. And it’s better than using my own dysfunctional ones. That’s using the old discretionary noggin.

My cousin robbed a bank with a toy gun.

My grandfather committed suicide by jumping off a bridge less than a year after my grandmother died.

My brother married a convicted murderer.

*Anya* 10-27-2013 07:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Miss Tick (Post 857750)
Is that the lie?

I like family dysfunctional ones. I got a million of em.. And it’s better than using my own dysfunctional ones. That’s using the old discretionary noggin.

My cousin robbed a bank with a toy gun.

My grandfather committed suicide by jumping off a bridge less than a year after my grandmother died.

My brother married a convicted murderer.

I hesitate to say it but grandpa and the bridge?

If true, I am sorry.

Cin 10-27-2013 07:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by *Anya* (Post 857756)
I hesitate to say it but grandpa and the bridge?

If true, I am sorry.

No, it is true. But don't be sorry, it's a fun fluff thread. I guess suicide isn't all that fluffy but it was a long time ago and he was so lost without my grandmother. And he was a drunk. In my experience drunks never get over anything. Fifty years later they are still talking about something like it was yesterday. Unless they get sober of course.

Try again?

*Anya* 10-27-2013 07:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by *Anya* (Post 857756)
I hesitate to say it but grandpa and the bridge?

If true, I am sorry.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Miss Tick (Post 857758)
No, it is true. But don't be sorry, it's a fun fluff thread. I guess suicide isn't all that fluffy but it was a long time ago and he was so lost without my grandmother. And he was a drunk. In my experience drunks never get over anything. Fifty years later they are still talking about something like it was yesterday. Unless they get sober of course.

Try again?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Miss Tick (Post 857750)
Is that the lie?

I like family dysfunctional ones. I got a million of em.. And it’s better than using my own dysfunctional ones. That’s using the old discretionary noggin.

My cousin robbed a bank with a toy gun.

My grandfather committed suicide by jumping off a bridge less than a year after my grandmother died.

My brother married a convicted murderer.

OK, I am game:

Your brother married a convicted murderer.

Cin 10-27-2013 08:58 AM

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Originally Posted by *Anya* (Post 857763)
OK, I am game:

Your brother married a convicted murderer.

Bingo!

You're it.

*Anya* 10-27-2013 09:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Miss Tick (Post 857773)
Bingo!

You're it.

I was crowned Watermelon Eating Queen by Miss New Jersey when I was under 10.

There was only one guy in my mom's entire college by the time she graduated.

I was captain of my high school field hockey team when I was 15.

Nic 10-27-2013 10:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by *Anya* (Post 857783)
I was crowned Watermelon Eating Queen by Miss New Jersey when I was under 10.

There was only one guy in my mom's entire college by the time she graduated.

I was captain of my high school field hockey team when I was 15.


They all sound plausible to me. Gonna guess and say #3.

Cin 10-27-2013 12:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by *Anya* (Post 857783)
I was crowned Watermelon Eating Queen by Miss New Jersey when I was under 10.

There was only one guy in my mom's entire college by the time she graduated.

I was captain of my high school field hockey team when I was 15.

I'll try watermelon eating queen.

*Anya* 10-27-2013 12:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by *Anya* (Post 857783)
I was crowned Watermelon Eating Queen by Miss New Jersey when I was under 10.

There was only one guy in my mom's entire college by the time she graduated.

I was captain of my high school field hockey team when I was 15.

Nope! It is true:) Willie Smith was crowned king and I was queen because we ate our watermelon faster than anyone else.

:king:

LexiLove 10-27-2013 01:51 PM

1. I had to tear my leg from the side of a motocycle exhaust pipe.

2. I fell out of a rollercoaster.

3. I've been in a bank robbery.

*Anya* 10-27-2013 01:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by *Anya* (Post 857783)
I was crowned Watermelon Eating Queen by Miss New Jersey when I was under 10.

There was only one guy in my mom's entire college by the time she graduated.

I was captain of my high school field hockey team when I was 15.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nic (Post 857800)
They all sound plausible to me. Gonna guess and say #3.

Correct!

I am absolute fail at sports!

Nic 10-27-2013 04:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LexiLove (Post 857850)
1. I had to tear my leg from the side of a motocycle exhaust pipe.

2. I fell out of a rollercoaster.

3. I've been in a bank robbery.


They all sound terrible. Glad you lived to tell the story in all cases!. My guess is #2.

Nic 10-27-2013 04:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by *Anya* (Post 857852)
Correct!

I am absolute fail at sports!

Me too. Big deal. We're great at a million other things, right? Here's my contribution:

1. I've given mouth-to-mouth to a dog.

2. I've dropped my pants in public because they were on fire.

3. I've never had a cavity.

Ginger 10-27-2013 05:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nic (Post 857885)
Me too. Big deal. We're great at a million other things, right? Here's my contribution:

1. I've given mouth-to-mouth to a dog.

2. I've dropped my pants in public because they were on fire.

3. I've never had a cavity.


I'm guessing that #1 is a lie.

Nic 10-27-2013 05:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by IslandScout (Post 857928)
I'm guessing that #1 is a lie.

Sorry to disappoint you. #1 is true. Don't worry. I brushed afterward.

Sweet Bliss 10-27-2013 05:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gráinne (Post 857349)
I'm calling out Sweet Bliss that she is surely not the second ugliest bartender ;).

Yes I was, it's fundraising event for MS . :)

Sweet Bliss 10-27-2013 05:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nic (Post 857885)
Me too. Big deal. We're great at a million other things, right? Here's my contribution:

1. I've given mouth-to-mouth to a dog.

2. I've dropped my pants in public because they were on fire.

3. I've never had a cavity.

Number two is a lie?

Are you a Veterinarian? I know you wear kilts.

LexiLove 10-27-2013 07:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nic (Post 857882)
They all sound terrible. Glad you lived to tell the story in all cases!. My guess is #2.

Nope. I did fall out of a disney roller coaster. My dad caught me at the last minute. I was 5.

Gemme 10-27-2013 08:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by IslandScout (Post 857521)
I think the third one is a lie, or maybe just wishful thinking.

Here are mine:
  • I was just broken up with by a dying woman via her sister, because the kid doesn't want to see me and that "precludes you being a partner"
  • I'm listening now to cheesy Music Choice stations on cable, hooked up to better speakers
  • I'm reading at a theater next week with a filmmaker and two other performers I don't know

Sorry for the delay. The paddle exists. It was made by our very own Bard with assistance from hys lovely wife, desd.

Nic 10-27-2013 08:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sweet Bliss (Post 857945)
Number two is a lie?

Are you a Veterinarian? I know you wear kilts.

Sorry. Number 3 is the lie. Got my first cavity last year.

When I was 8 my brother (9) set my pants on fire because I was chanting "liar liar pants on fire" while he was trying to figure out how to make up a story about breaking our mom's favorite knickknack thing. He thought if my pants were on fire I'd get in trouble instead of him. Really literal guy.

I am a vet but kilts? No way.

Nic 10-27-2013 08:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LexiLove (Post 857971)
Nope. I did fall out of a disney roller coaster. My dad caught me at the last minute. I was 5.

That's amazing!

Sweet Bliss 10-27-2013 08:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nic (Post 857996)
Sorry. Number 3 is the lie. Got my first cavity last year.

When I was 8 my brother (9) set my pants on fire because I was chanting "liar liar pants on fire" while he was trying to figure out how to make up a story about breaking our mom's favorite knickknack thing. He thought if my pants were on fire I'd get in trouble instead of him. Really literal guy.

I am a vet but kilts? No way.


Lol, I need a screen bigger than my palm, so I can see to whom I am replying, omg, thought I was replying to Scots on the rocks. Omg I'm in so much trouble! :|

No one guessed my lie.

cara 10-27-2013 09:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gemme (Post 857473)
My father was 5'11 3/4". My mother was 5'4". I am 5 ft.

I've met Daytona race car drivers through one of my jobs.

I have a giant paddle hanging on my living room wall.

I'm gonna guess #1 is a lie.

:|

LexiLove 10-28-2013 05:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nic (Post 857998)
That's amazing!

Haha. Thanks.

Cin 10-28-2013 09:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cara (Post 858014)
I'm gonna guess #1 is a lie.

:|

And I'll go with #2 just to cover all the bases.

I've met Daytona race car drivers through one of my jobs

Cin 10-28-2013 09:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sweet Bliss (Post 857999)
No one guessed my lie.



All your cats are not female?

Cin 10-28-2013 09:58 AM

Just to keep stuff out there for guessing, here's 2 truths and a lie.

When my great grandfather was hurt in a car accident he ended up being killed when he was run over by the ambulance coming to help him.

I used to reload my own shotgun shells and sometimes, because I have an odd sense of humor, would leave the shot out to make blanks to have fun screwing with people’s heads.

I once went into one of those giant candy stores they used to have in the malls with lots and lots of those dry food dispensers filled with all kinds of candy and bought one of everything and I ate it all watching the movie Interview With A Vampire.

Gemme 10-28-2013 12:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cara (Post 858014)
I'm gonna guess #1 is a lie.

:|

Correct! I'm 5'1 1/2".

Tricky!


Quote:

Originally Posted by Miss Tick (Post 858100)
And I'll go with #2 just to cover all the bases.

I've met Daytona race car drivers through one of my jobs

Incorrect. :tease:

My job was less than a mile from Daytona Speedway.


Quote:

Originally Posted by Miss Tick (Post 858102)
Just to keep stuff out there for guessing, here's 2 truths and a lie.

When my great grandfather was hurt in a car accident he ended up being killed when he was run over by the ambulance coming to help him.

I used to reload my own shotgun shells and sometimes, because I have an odd sense of humor, would leave the shot out to make blanks to have fun screwing with people’s heads.

I once went into one of those giant candy stores they used to have in the malls with lots and lots of those dry food dispensers filled with all kinds of candy and bought one of everything and I ate it all watching the movie Interview With A Vampire.

I can totally see you doing #2 cuz you are wicked like that. I would totally do #3 and, for your great grandfather's sake, I hope #1 is a lie.

Mine:

1. The smell of rubber makes me nauseous.
2. Sour apple is my favorite hard candy flavor.
3. I love multiple grain bread smeared with peanut butter, covered with banana slices, drizzled with honey and toasted in the oven.

Scots_On_The_Rocks 10-28-2013 12:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sweet Bliss (Post 857999)
Lol, I need a screen bigger than my palm, so I can see to whom I am replying, omg, thought I was replying to Scots on the rocks. Omg I'm in so much trouble! :|

No one guessed my lie.

Hey, I think "kilt the world"...so it's all good.

Scots_On_The_Rocks 10-28-2013 12:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gemme (Post 858141)
Correct! I'm 5'1 1/2".

Tricky!




Incorrect. :tease:

My job was less than a mile from Daytona Speedway.




I can totally see you doing #2 cuz you are wicked like that. I would totally do #3 and, for your great grandfather's sake, I hope #1 is a lie.

Mine:

1. The smell of rubber makes me nauseous.
2. Sour apple is my favorite hard candy flavor.
3. I love multiple grain bread smeared with peanut butter, covered with banana slices, drizzled with honey and toasted in the oven.



I'd say #2

Gemme 10-28-2013 12:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scots_On_The_Rocks (Post 858144)
I'd say #2

Winner winner
chicken dinner!

Root beer's my ultimate fave, although sour apple definitely comes in at the top 4.

Cin 10-28-2013 03:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gemme (Post 858141)
Correct! I'm 5'1 1/2".

Tricky!




Incorrect. :tease:

My job was less than a mile from Daytona Speedway.




I can totally see you doing #2 cuz you are wicked like that. I would totally do #3 and, for your great grandfather's sake, I hope #1 is a lie.

Mine:

1. The smell of rubber makes me nauseous.
2. Sour apple is my favorite hard candy flavor.
3. I love multiple grain bread smeared with peanut butter, covered with banana slices, drizzled with honey and toasted in the oven.

The smell of rubber makes you nauseous is a lie.

Mine, the lie is #3. It's a fantasy of mine, but I've never done it...yet.

Gemme 10-28-2013 04:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Miss Tick (Post 858190)
The smell of rubber makes you nauseous is a lie.

Mine, the lie is #3. It's a fantasy of mine, but I've never done it...yet.

See above. Lie was #2.

Sparkle 10-28-2013 04:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Miss Tick (Post 858190)

Mine, the lie is #3. It's a fantasy of mine, but I've never done it...yet.

'Interview with a Vampire' didn't age well as film. Have you looked at those wigs since it was first in the cinema? :|

Cin 10-28-2013 04:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gemme (Post 858207)
See above. Lie was #2.

Oh I'm sorry. I missed that. It's a little confusing this thread sometimes. LOL.


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