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I don't know that i'm getting older . . . so there :tease:
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when someone asks''"can you read this I forgot my glasses" and you reply.."I cant read it either I forgot mine" then you look for someone younger to read it for you ..after you hold what ever it is you were reading 2 feet from your face
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~ when you can't remember what day it is ~
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you know your getting older when,,you want to move to Vegas to retire,,NOT for the entertainment ..but because the dry heat helps your bones not hurt !
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Your email fills with advertisements for all manner of age defying lotions and potions. How do they know? :confused:
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we talked about this the other night,,when u dont respond to the AARP mailers ,and they stop..cause now they think your dead
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I was asking the same question "How do they know?" when I got my first invitation to join ARRP. What I find in my mail is marketing for Life Insurance, Long Term Care and in my email spam, Viagra advertisements. :| |
When a two year old can wear you out in about an hour.....God I love that baby, but she is wired for sound
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or so i've been told...
things just start kinkin' up
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When you are perfectly content going the speed limit....
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Damn. I better get over to Gagful one of these days and see what sort of pictures they have.
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When your doctor and eye doctor both tell you so... in the same week.
Damn those 20 somethings, what do they know about old. |
When my bones sound like Rice Krispies? Snap Crackle Pop. :blink:
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I'm still just under 30, but you know you're getting older when your friend's 22-year-old sister's Friday night Facebook status reads,
"At #divasclub ... so shitfaced lol #ipoopglitter #faghag #cosmolife" and yours reads, "At a Gustin House recital series performance with Mom featuring my old school chum, soprano Ileana M and pianist Rachel A... this shit is off the hook!" and when the recital and reception/schmooze is over, it's just before 10 and you both decide to go home instead of out for a drink because church pews = lower back pain. :tea: |
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When it is suppose to be a night of dinner and then going to the bar....
And it ends up dinner..going home to change into comfies..and then going to the movies instead because you don't want to be in a crowd! |
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