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trying to find a 12 pack of Bud lite for my mechanic buddy that busted his ass fixing my car today... only thing is, he didn't tell me that the towns on the way to his house (in a neighboring county) were "dry" :|
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Ciaran's post in the NEVER thread :P Thanks for the laugh!
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just as I got on a teleconference with my boss ...
Blade's mom and sister barge into my kitchen DEMANDING my pants....I'm still recovering ... what cracked me up was more about my thoughts to her demands than the invasion itself of an old woman demanding my pants... I learned today to lock my porch door... |
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what am I supposed to call her when a 70 something woman invades my "office" demanding my pants??.. The first thing I did was look down at my legs to see I was wearing a skirt, not pants! and think.."who let her out of the bean garden? "... this is the FIRST time I ever wanted to blurt out W.T.F!! are you doing in my kitchen! ! .. if she doesn't like "old woman"...and corrected me for saying "fart" one day.. then she would trip on her Depends when I yelled WTF!! |
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Ima look around and see if I can find a shovel for you, it'll make digging that hole a little easier for ya. She is not seventy something, she isn't even 70 anything yet...she's still a crisp 60 something.....ok on the back side of sixty...but still O my goodness @ 70 something.:byebye: |
Inviting Myself Over
I don't even know who they are or where they live...but I TOTALLY wanna hang out with Kenna, Blade and the Old Woman who escaped the bean garden. (I'll bring an extra pair of pants, thank you.)
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bring your pants and a video camera ... cause you might win a prize for catching this all on video! ! YOUTUBE VIRAL... old woman tripping over her Depends while beating Kenna with her own pants!!.. |
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.I NEED A NAP!!! TOO EXHAUSTED CHASING AFTER OLD WOMAN FROM BEAN GARDEN! ! |
Watching all of the delegates dancing to Mary J. Blige. But in a nice way ... :clap:
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My wee son Craig. Quote of the Day: "I have 2 pennies. I'm rich! muhahahahahahahahahahahaha..." He wanted to get a candy. I had to loan him 2 more pennies so he could get his blue taffy.
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Beautiful sunshiney morning. Meeting a friend for breakfast, we haven't done that in a while. She is very self confident but sometimes I have to lovingly remind her that her roots are dark brown. Her words "blonde moment" she has a lot of them.
I pullin in the parking lot and see her pulling up across the road. I go on inside to get a table. She still isn't in the diner 5 minutes later. The only people I know who take longer to get out of a car are "The Greenbean Lady" and Kenna. I have no idea what takes so long to open the door and get out. Anyway finally I look up at the door and in she walks. She looks funny to me. She has on these big sunglasses and one side is real dark and the other is clear...like no UV protection at all, like a clear lense. She gets to the table and sits down. I begin laughing hysterically. One of the lens is completely out of her sunglasses. Remember I said beautiful and sun shining, right. She says what the hell is so funny. I said what happen to your glasses. She says nothing why? I said you bought them with one lense dark and the other missing? She goes huh? Takes them off and looks at them and sort of chuckles and said OMG I didn't even notice it. REALLY!? Blinding sun and you didn't even realize it. Oh Lordy I about busted a gut laughing at her. |
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So annoying to me... when someone else's religious beliefs dictate when and where I can buy a product. |
today's star trek google doodle -- click on various things from the beginning.
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I must be one twisted little shit LOL. When my AC went out today, for some reason, the irony of it cracked me up. Vegas in September and no AC.
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Two staff talking about coffee...
perv staff: how do you like your coffee? clueless staff: hot, creamy, sweet Perv staff: *raging laughter* oh really? clueless staff: *puzzled expression* yes, why? me: ignore her she's got a gutter mind clueless staff: *cont'd puzzled look* i'm not getting it perv staff: and you probably never will! stick to the coffee :rofl: |
Keviiiiiiin
Dude, you slapped a fish.
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