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How did the thread get to school?
The spool bus! |
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What's green & fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree onto you?
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Cute but corny
ONLY TWO BABIES ARE IN THE NURSERY AND WHEN THE NURSE GOES OUT THE ONE BABY LIFTS UP HIS HEAD AND IN BABY TALK SAYS HELLO NICE TO SEE YOU I AM A LITTLE BOY BABY. THE OTHER BABY LIFTS UP, LOOKS OVER AND SAYS, HEY, NICE TO MEET YOU TOO, I'M A LITTLE GIRL BABY. FIRST BABY SAYS EHY HOW DO I KNOW FOR SURE YOU ARE A LITTLE GIRL BABY. THE BABY LOOKS AROUND , PULLS DOWN HER BLANKET, PULLS UP HER NIGHTIE AND SAYS SEE......................... PINK BOOTIES
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How do trees get on the internet?......................they log in!
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I love popsicle stick jokes!
Where does the catcher sit for dinner?
Behind the plate! |
Cows is Kansas...
What do you call a grumpy cow? Moo-dy!
What do you call cattle with a sense of humor? Laughing stock! What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument? A Moo-sician! Ks- |
Cows in Kansas...
There are these two country farmers milking their cows.
While the one farmer is milking, a fly zooms into the cows ear. The cow starts jumping around, shaking its head and mooing. He tries to steady the cow and suddenly it settles down. He looks down and sees the fly swimming in the milk pail. He turns to his friend and asks “Golly, how’d that fly get down there so fast?” His friend replies… “IN ONE EAR AND OUT THE UDDER!” Ks- |
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1. What do you call an out of control photographer? A loose Canon
2. You can tell if your gold jewelry is fake by leaving the room and listening to see if talks crap about you to the other jewelry. 3. Taking things literally can lead to confusion, but at the end of the day, 11:59. |
corny enoug ?
here is one I made up after reading a biography about Louis XVI...
what did king Louis XVI say on busy days ? a: "YOU JUST CAN'T GET AHEAD ( a head ) around here ! " original corny goofy silliness from FAS |
Straight from the stick
Why did the fish have a bad report card?
Because all his grades were under "C" What kind of medicine did the bed take? Pill-Os (Pillows) |
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Hahahahahahaha@number 2. Ahhh; reminds me of when I was a 15 year old, blinging, gold and diamond-encrusted tiara. It was a crazy time for all of us. lol, wow; some of these jokes are really weird in here. I like that. |
Puzzled...
On a shopping trip to the city, a backwoods farmer bought a 24-piece
jigsaw puzzle. He worked on it every night for two weeks. Finally, the puzzle was finished. “Look what I’ve done, Jess,” he said proudly to a visiting neighbor. “That’s surely somethin’, Willard. How long it take you?” “Only two weeks.” “Never done a puzzle myself,” Jess said. “Is two weeks fast?” “Darn tootin’,” Willard said. “Look at the box. It says, ‘From two to four years.'” |
What does a nosey pepper do?
Get jalapeno business! |
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