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There is also only one of my son, but I guess that's to be expected since it's an unusual name and his namesake is deceased. This is kinda neat. :)
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I saw someone wearing a black t-shirt today with just the word "betch." in pink printed on the chest. I had to.
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Change of Times..?
Once upon a time, in a land faaaaaaaaaaaaaaar faaaaaaaaar away, things were slightly different than they are nowadays....
:praying: -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Before: "I want you back home by the time our street lights [or "Taps", if you're a military brat] turn on, understood? If I hafta hunt you down, u will be the sorest child on this block." Now: "I want you in bed & your XBox/Wii/Playstation 3 OFF by 1 am...comprende?"...(2:15 am) "Why are you still awake???It's a School Night !!" :mohawk: -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Before: "I know you aint sittin down to eat before washin' your hands real well, go clean up!" Now: "There's a hand sanitizer by the microwave, use it." -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Before: "I can help, but that's it, the rest is up to you, you're the student" Now: "Look it up on wiki, I'm tired." -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=--=- Before: "Get your ass off that computer, damnit, wasting your time on that newfangled nerdy crap, the trash needs taking out .....MOVE IT!" Now: "Did you get done with Configuring my pc, checking for Viruses? Please tell me u went to the MCSA exams like I been reminding u for weeks..." -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=--=-=-=- Before: "Did you just sass me??? Boy, I will feed you 5 fingers right quick to that ass, u got 5 seconds to chill and 2 just went by, I got soap, a belt, and alllll Night" Now: "Sweetie...please...you really need to settle down, or it's *time out* time on the la-z-boy". -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Before: "You want what...? A Pool? Child we got a hose, and a basin....go swim. Too small for u? We got a nice Lake 3 miles down, u can use the exercise, just don't go near them pipes." Now: "You want to what...? Do you know how nasty them Lakes are?? poop all over the damn place, lord knows what dead crap in 'em, perverts and stuff, you take your narrow behind to the Community pool uptown, go on, here's 35$" :blink: :mohawk: |
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Look what I found on YOUTUBE!
Check out my Mom:
Love her so much! :rrose: |
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I love that I can sync my calendar to my iphone so that I get reminders of meetings and events...
I do NOT love that my calendar sends me reminders for events happening "tomorrow" at 11.40pm. It makes me feel all anxious and behind schedule and then makes it hard to fall asleep... There should simply be a "GO TO BED YOU SLACKER" alarm. |
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Bizarre & Vivid Dreams...
starring: MY CATS :| (one grew to mountain lion proportions, the other was a zombie cat) & guest starring Bon Iver (who had just moved to my neighborhood) and i suspect i may have been sleep talking. |
Special Needs Theory no. 5
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I met the new tenants of my birdhouse today. I must remember to add...no fornicating on the deck rail and no buzzing the landlord to the next lease. :blink: |
Funny thought from a friend...
I never get jealous when I see my ex with someone else, because my parents always taught me to give my used toys to the less fortunate. Okay, this is funny. I had to borrow it. Sounds like a goodwill ad for picking up merchandise a little on the used side.
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Seriously!
I should have pitched my tent and started a fire in the fire-pit tonight for me and Willy Bear to have some cuddle time on this beautiful night! *kicking self in ass*
even if I must use an airbed now cuz of my old bones...I still would have enjoyed the seclusion, peace and fresh crisp air. |
Well my friend that I've known for thirty years that had the brain cancer died Wednesday night. His name was John. He was a veteran for both the Navy and the Marines. He was an instructor and taught young men how to survive in jungles and glaciers. He was an amazing and positive man. He always had a smile on his face. It didn't matter how long it was between seeing each other, it was like no time had passed and we just picked up where we left off. I suppose that's the mark of a true friend. When they found the brain cancer he had 5 tumors in his brain. One on his neck and two in his lungs. The last time I saw him I asked him how he was doing and he said he now had 17 tumors in his brain, and I quote, "but I'm still standing" and he smiled so brightly. He passed less than two weeks later, but it was nearly 5 months longer than the 90 days the doctors originally gave him.
His wife and him met when she was 13 years old. (Her sister is my best friend from high school). I literally watched them fall in love. They married after she graduated and they had one beautiful daughter. I honestly don't know how she will get through this. Sad times... but I'm glad he passed quickly. I'm honored to have known him and to have been included in their family. Shark |
Today would have been my Mom's 90th birthday! 90!!!!
So I chose her birthday to celebrate the birthdays of my kittehs, Ricky and Fred (since they are rescue kittehs and we weren't really sure of their birthdate). They are 1 today!! :bday: |
Regroup!
Tired of seeing/reading bullshit and all the pissing contests.
Posting something worthwhile to view that's VERY endearing.... http://dogwork.com/kdtg8/ |
Go Ahead Make My Day
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AWESOME SITE Go ahead make my day with this one. Thanks Scorp. |
Scorp and Tommi......how FLAWLESS!!! Thanks for posting those.......they made my day! :)
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