Butch Femme Planet - Today Is.....

Oh Friday was quite an adventure, darlin; the wind gusted pretty fast and set the powerline to swinging, then pulled it off the corner of our house--and it yanked the electric meter down with it. Then we discovered the whole thing was out of date and impossibly out of code, so by the time the electricians were finally finished with it--at 1:30 in the morning!--they handed me a bill for $999.85.

I REALLY preferred it when it was Funny-Looking Veggies Day, yanno?

Diva	03-29-2010 05:27 AM

TODAY

~March 29th~

is

National Festival of Smoke & Mirrors Day
:dance1:

National Texas Loves The Children Day
:admin:

National Mom & Pop Business Owner's Day
:princess::king:

National Tacky Trophy Day
:crap:
:twitch:

NJFemmie

03-30-2010 05:53 AM

http://www.heliumkiffer.de/blogpics/trophy.png

I think I would have rather lost.

NJFemmie

03-30-2010 06:03 AM

http://ihasahotdog.files.wordpress.c...come-again.jpg

Taking mom and pop stores to a new level.
(Now that's what I call making security work for you).

Diva	03-30-2010 10:45 AM

TODAY

~March 30th~

is

National I Am In Control Day
:overreaction:

National Doctors Day
:hospital-snoopy:

National Pencil Day
:writer:

National Bedside Book Awareness Day
:reader:

NJFemmie

03-30-2010 01:29 PM

http://www.litpark.com/images/geo/20...torieswhip.jpg

NJFemmie

03-30-2010 01:31 PM

Show your pencil pride...

http://www.tensionnot.com/images/ima...Amazing672.jpg

... just try not to stab yourself in the head.

NJFemmie

03-30-2010 01:33 PM

http://www.drugbuyers.com/freeboard/...oons-03-ss.jpg

http://icanhascheezburger.files.word...kitten-doc.jpg

http://allfunny.net/pics/funnymasks/...nymasks002.jpg
I wish my doctors did this stuff... I wouldn't hate them so much.

http://icanhascheezburger.files.word...s-abnormal.jpg

NJFemmie

03-30-2010 01:41 PM

http://lh3.ggpht.com/_Ve2DaGK5dmU/Sh.../lego-bdsm.jpg

I think we know who's in control .... *head tilt*
Fascinating. Now why didn't they have these when I was a kid?!?!?!
Dammit.

Diva	03-31-2010 01:13 PM

TODAY

~March 31st~

is

National Bunsen Burner Day
:candle:

National Clams on the Half Shell Day
:theisland:

National She's Funny That Way Day
:giggle:

National Boffola Recognition Day
:rofl:

NJFemmie

03-31-2010 02:01 PM

http://images.cheezburger.com/comple...0511773978.jpg

Once upon a time, Mare and I went clamming in Virginia.
The End.

:|

NJFemmie

03-31-2010 02:06 PM

I almost pasted pictures of buffalos.

http://bergina.com/wp-content/upload...a-laughing.jpg

NJFemmie

03-31-2010 02:17 PM

http://kathynajimy.com/images/kathy_headshot.jpg
One of my favorite funny ladies .... :)

SuperFemme

03-31-2010 03:04 PM

http://blogs.phoenixnewtimes.com/val...r%20chavez.jpg

Diva	04-01-2010 11:31 AM

Aside from the OBVIOUS April Fools Day......

TODAY

~April 1st~

is

National 1 Cent Day
:2cents:

National Fun At Work Day
:hippie::cheerleader::nyahnyah:

National St. Stupid Day
:threadneedspics:

National Hilarious Haberdashery Day
:jester::cowboy::piratelaugh:

JakeTulane

04-01-2010 11:56 AM

Waits ever so patiently for NJ to do her thing.

*grins*

NJFemmie

04-01-2010 12:15 PM

http://smalldog.files.wordpress.com/...1170973245.jpg

NJFemmie

04-01-2010 12:16 PM

http://smalldog.files.wordpress.com/...pg?w=300&h=270

NJFemmie

04-01-2010 12:20 PM

http://www.cartoonstock.com/lowres/mba0350l.jpg http://www.arkitectrue.com/wp-conten...r-heineken.jpg

NJFemmie

04-01-2010 12:22 PM

http://images.icanhascheezburger.com...9103582467.jpg

who in God's name uses the word haberdashery these days??!?!?

NJFemmie

04-01-2010 12:25 PM

http://therandompics.files.wordpress...eatens-you.jpg

NJFemmie

04-01-2010 12:38 PM

The penny alternative....

http://icanhascheezburger.files.word...ttens-bowl.jpg

weatherboi

04-01-2010 12:45 PM

http://www.phfcu.com/images/kidsclub/1-Cent.gif

http://thebottlecapman.com/images/Un...201%20Cent.jpg

Diva	04-01-2010 12:52 PM

NJ said "Haberdashery".......my work here is done.

:chef::pursebee::rabbi::detective::police: :beatnik::alarm::putting:

NJFemmie

04-01-2010 02:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Diva (Post 76998)

NJ said "Haberdashery".......my work here is done.

:chef::pursebee::rabbi::detective::police: :beatnik::alarm::putting:

You tricked me!
I was hoodwinked! bamboozled!
...who the hell says hoodwinked and bamboozed these days???

...oh, nevermind.

Diva	04-01-2010 02:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NJFemmie (Post 77034)

You tricked me!
I was hoodwinked! bamboozled!
...who the hell says hoodwinked and bamboozed these days???

...oh, nevermind.

Hee hee..........I love it when You're all discombobulated and chit.

:cheer:

JakeTulane

04-01-2010 02:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NJFemmie (Post 77034)

You tricked me!
I was hoodwinked! bamboozled!
...who the hell says hoodwinked and bamboozed these days???

...oh, nevermind.

*thumbs through the dictionary*

you forgot the word.. duped.

*grins*

NJFemmie

04-02-2010 06:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JakeTulane (Post 77042)

*thumbs through the dictionary*

you forgot the word.. duped.

*grins*

Every time I see the word duped, I think of dupa, which in Polish translates
to (_(_) (ass)

Makes me wonder if they were on to something.

NJFemmie

04-02-2010 06:15 AM

Easter Bunny's Corporate Office:

http://www.geocaching.hu/poiimages/2...320_121025.jpg

Even bunnies slack off on Fridays.
Woot.

Diva	04-02-2010 02:00 PM

I'm tardy......forgive me.....

TODAY

~April 2nd~

is

National Peanut Butter & Jelly Day
:nerd:

National Children's Book Day
:glasses:

National Air Day
:flyaway:

Good Friday
:sermon:

Have a wonderful, happy & safe weekend, everyone!
:musicnote:

NJFemmie

04-02-2010 02:19 PM

*looking at watch ....*

You're late, sister .... *tapping foot*

http://launicanubedelcielo.castpost...._jelly.wmv.jpg

Diva	04-02-2010 02:22 PM

I guess for me, it's BAD Friday.... :sadangel:

:girleating:

NJFemmie

04-02-2010 02:23 PM

Some of my childhood favorites....

http://www.postroad.com/humour/parod...n_your_ass.jpg http://www.postroad.com/humour/parod...ets_tanked.jpg http://www.postroad.com/humour/parod...fun_with_x.jpg http://www.postroad.com/humour/parod..._from_home.jpg http://www.postroad.com/humour/parod...baby_is_it.jpg

NJFemmie

04-02-2010 02:24 PM

OMG! How can I forget this classic favorite?????

http://www.postroad.com/humour/parod..._the_woods.jpg

NJFemmie

04-02-2010 02:27 PM

Have a WONDERFUL weekend !!

:) Be well and be safe.

Don't eat any rotten easter eggs ;)

Ms. Tabitha

04-02-2010 02:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Diva (Post 77503)

TODAY

~April 2nd~

National Peanut Butter & Jelly Day
:nerd:

[nomedia="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3ZAGBL6UBA"]YouTube- It's Peanut Butter Jelly Time!!![/nomedia]

What would WE do without OUR Diva?

:cracked:

Gemme

04-02-2010 09:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Diva (Post 77503)

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ms. Tabitha (Post 77522)

YouTube- It's Peanut Butter Jelly Time!!!

What would WE do without OUR Diva?

:cracked:

[nomedia="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1FeoyGIvck"]YouTube- Christina Milian - Peanut Butter & Jelly[/nomedia]

[nomedia="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQ7TSaFM7Og"]YouTube- Peanut Butter and Jelly[/nomedia]

Two versions for those who like options.

Diva	04-03-2010 10:12 AM

TODAY

~April 3rd~

is

National Tweed Day
:detective:

National Don't Go To Work Unless It's Fun Day
:knighthorse:

National Pony Express Day
:toypony:

National Tangible Karma Day
:ohm:

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