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Would you rather have an unauthorized biography written about you OR be a horrible and dangerous high-level politician for four years?

No fair—I want both of them! And can you throw in a baby goat?

Okay, little Ripley the Rhino is too cute but I’m going with Gina the Giraffe!

Would you rather be so afraid of heights that you can’t go to the second floor of a building or be so afraid of the sun that you can only leave the house on rainy days?

Would you rather.
 

Would I rather be so afraid of heights I can't go above the second floor or so afraid of the sun you can only go out on rainy days?

Well this is the easiest one yet, I live on the third floor so I guess like now I can only go out on rainy days so I will set my only outing, shopping, for a rainy day.


WYR: Sleep all day and go to work and fun Only in the night time OR sleep all night and go to work and fun Only in the day time?

The baby goat! Baby sloths are adorable, but I’m here for the baby goat.

Would you rather always have wet socks OR a small rock in your shoe?

Would you rather.
 

Rock in my sock sounds ok, wet socks will give you foot rot in no time.


WYR: Spend each day except one on which to rest OR spend each day resting and shopping all day for one day?

Would you rather have Christopher Walken or Danny DeVito portray you in a movie about your life?

I would much rather have my head shaved!

WYR go on vacation to the same place you have been to for the past 10 years, or be a chaperone of a tour group to somewhere you have never visited?

I’d go to the same place. I like chaperoned tours, but only when the tour guide knows the city and I’d be terrible at giving a tour if I don’t know the area.

Would you rather wake up naked in a forrest five miles from home or in your underwear in the gardening section at a nearby Walmart?

Naked in a forest five miles from home.

Would you rather let nature take it's course or if you knew you wouldn't get busted just push them over the cliff?

I would rather have waterlogged ears for a year. (what an awful thought!)

WYR paddle a boat for 100 miles, or jog around the perimeter of the water for 100 miles?

Oh my gosh, I used to love those red candy apples! Who didn't?!!!
So, in answer to your question, I would rather have a traditional red candy apple!

WYR win a contest for wearing the best, most original, hand-made by yourself, Halloween costume, or win a contest for having carved the best, most original, hand-carved by yourself pumpkin for Halloween?

Carving the pumpkin is tempting but I'm going with the best, most original, hand-made by yourself, Halloween costume.

Would you rather know how the world began or how it will end?

A Jack O'lantern sounds like a whole lot of fun. We live in an apartment that's down an unlit walkway from the street so few people unfamiliar with it get back here. Gives me an idea though, I could pick up some cheap Halloween decorations and lights to make a trail of sorts. The costume creation wouldn't work as my mom taught me to sew (she made many of my clothes as a kid). Every time I get a sewing machine, it ends up being left behind during a midnight move.

WYR dive off a springboard or jump from a three-story diving platform?

How it will end.

Neither really but I guess a springboard might be less dangerous for me.

WYR know the date when you are going to die or know the date when you will meet your next great love?