i snag those ikea golf pencils by the handful - i'm the reason you can never find one when you need one


i miss those bins in the back of radio shack where you could stop by and grab switches, knobs, transformers and such for wimsy sunday afternoon projects


there are a bunch of youtube videos, posted by strangers, of me doing the thriller dance - that's all i will say about that


i use a polyphasic sleep pattern of a core 3hrs and 3 - 20 min naps throughout the day


i have a synesthetic perception of sounds - i can actually feel their texture

1. I have an exercise bike in my bedroom that I haven't ridden in probably two years.
a. Doesn't everyone?
b. Anyone want it?

2. Most of my celebrity crushes on are guys.

3. I once nearly set the house on fire during sex. Like... for real. Flames and everything.

4. Someone once printed out my personal ad on OKCupid and showed it to her friends so they could vote on whether the author (me) was crazy or hilariously brilliant. Luckily, most voted for brilliant.

5. I'm a total Broadway fanatic, and I was lucky enough to see "Book of Mormon" two weeks ago -- amazing!

I want a boxer female puppy.

I am not a cat person

Cat allergies are the only thing I'm allergic too

I won't swim in a lake or anywhere I can't see the bottom

I'm a big sissy when it comes to rats spiders and especially snakes.

ok so i like this thread..
 

many people think i am a hard person to get to know..

i think many people neither listen or watch enough..

the term "two steps forward one step back" doesn't work for me..(this equates to very little progress to me)..

i wont cheat, lie, or steal..people who do piss me off..

i love sour candy...

I can be secretive when I think your up to no good.

Animals have my heart.

I am allergic to onions.

I would paint the world pink in a heartbeat.

My iPhone is my weakness... if that battery dies someone is gonna hear it.

Inspite of my seriousness about things If people take the time to ...

Find out im a real crack up
love sour pickles
grade b horrow movies
a horse lover
My fur kids rule.

(-1-) I learned to play and Love the card game " UNO " during Hurricane Andrew

(-2-) I never bothered with Euchre, even in College, with a few baby dykes tryin to teach.....I was busy....Watchin' a boi tryin' really hard {pisspoor subtle, but i give credit -lol-} to grab my attention....

(-3-) I'll play Rummy 500 till dawn..

(-4-) My brother and I occasionally would disconnect the telephone and continue playing "Stratego" during school days [Our mother received a few phone calls when I was truant..]

(-5-) I detest Monopoly....that's about it

1. i thought i was scared of snakes but i actually like them. there is a bullhead living under the concrete in our backyard and i find myself looking for him (maybe wanting to be-friend him?) when i am out gardening. :)

2. i am a RAGING hippy at heart! :hangloose:

3. i believe medical marijuana should be available to anyone suffering from chronic pain. let's work on getting rid of the stigma attached to this holistic, naturally healing plant.

4. i have a smallish lip balm problem and would venture to guess i have upwards of ten tubes in my purse at any given time.

5. saying no is very difficult for me. but i am getting better and better at it with practice! :)

1. I like my coffee cream only.
2. I'm funny
3. Women who travel with a u-haul scares me.
4. I love chocolate chip cookies.
5. I bite my lip when I dance.

1. I am a fanatic about the Tudors (the real people, not the miniseries)

2. I think I have every CD Moby has ever put out

3. I love me some Mazzy Star (every CD there, too)

4. My dream trip is rafting in Kyrgyzstan (and it just might happen with me and a close friend there)

5. I met Mikhail Tal, world chess champion in the early 60's (no, I didn't play him).

1. I love r and b music.
2. I'm very sensitive.
3. I love a Femme who stands up for her butch.
4. I love a demure Femme with a dirty girl side.
5. Your Mom would marry me.

1- I'm fond of some countries Royalty, their protocols, traditions, pageantry. {I'm not, however, fond of their scandals or rumors.}

2- While I enjoy Anthropomorphic Art/Stories and/or Cosplay, I'm not a "Furry", in any way.

3- I like BOTH Star Wars & Star Trek, however, if my arm were twisted, choose The Force I shall indeed, hmpf.

4- I collect Hot Wheels/ Matchbox/ Tonka cars-trucks....

5- For the last time, Yes, I date both Femmes AND butches/bois, and yes, I'm Stone Butch. {No, I don't "Switch" :leatherflag:}

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I have never had a long term relationship

I'm not a morning person

I'm a perv lol

I have small hands and feet

I love chewing minty gum

And here's five more lol

I love Mexican food but can't handle spicy

I played piano growing up

I am moody

I'm a Gemini

I never know when a femme is flirting with me

1. I like chocolate cake with no frosting
2. I'm a big kid at heart.
3. I'm attracted to sweet and flirty women.
4. I love fruit
5. I want to marry when I'm 50.

Whenever I'm with a person or group and we are debating an idea or a course of action or whatever, I sometimes say, "Well, let's think about this for just a moment." And when I don't continue, they say, "Okay, I think...." Then I try to explain, "No, thinking means no talking. I mean let's just think for a moment a moment about what each of us has said and what we think now." It's really funny to me how people often equate thinking with saying "I think...." If I'm talking, then I'm definitely not re-thinking and that's what I like to do in a debate.

I have 22 aunts and uncles on one side, and 16 on the other.

I have 56 first cousins.

I am the only person in my family to have a college degree.

My mother worked on the production line for Champion 33 years making spark plugs.

My dad has always thought he was gay and that my mom was too. He told me 30 years ago but hasn't said a word about it since.

I collect vintage postcards of trailer parks/trailer sales/travel trailers

I have 8 screws and a metal bar in my right leg

I once rode a Harley superglide from Texas to California solo

I like kitschy things like old run down tourist attractions (alligator farms, dinosaur parks, etc.)

I'm addicted to Rocky and Bullwinkle

1. I love shopping with a Femme.
2. I love women my height or shorter.
3. I'm a very caring person
4. I'm a rare butch or so I've been told.
5. I love the beach.

1. I love to iron, spray starch is my friend.

2. I still sleep in a water bed.

3. I am extremely attracted to *Brainiacs*

4. I play a flute, and played the organ for my church
when I was in High School.

5. I ride a bicycle as my main form of transportation
9 1/2 to 10 months out of the year. Yes. I have a car.

the past few months i have been waking up with a song in my head..no song in particular.

i am actually looking forward to more changes in my life..

i am a very tolerant person and just don't see the point in getting worked up over small silly stuff (to me) unless i know someone is intentionally trying to piss me off.

i am a very sincere person if i say i'm sorry i mean it, the same with i love you.
i believe words have weight and carry meaning.

an empty apology means nothing to me, if you are not truly sorry then don't bother saying it..but that's just me.

I nodded my head the whole time I was reading Dreams' stuff above.

My son's donor was 6'4". Jesus. What was I thinking??

I tried to adopt a 2nd son, Manuel Diego, from Guatemala. They waited until after 2 years and $20,000 to decide I might be gay.

My son, Asa, once pointed out that I was never harsh with him. It was probably the proudest of myself I have ever been.

I have a natural French manicure. Just do. I don't know why.

Apologies mean very little to me. If you're sorry, don't do it again.

Forgiveness, also. It's not something I have to "bestow" upon you. If you don't do it again, we're good. If it's something really bad, time may heal. I don't hold grudges.

I like to buy a lot of Chinese food and eat it throughout the week.

I'm really grateful to have a second, part time job doing family counseling. It helps me make ends meet, and keeps me up to date on areas of my field that I wouldn't otherwise be exposed to.

The doorbell just rang and I bolted from the front room to the bedroom because I wasn't wearing pants. :| I don't think the UPS guy noticed....

1) I have more than 20 tattoos

2) I had my first fight in the boxing ring 1 month ago ( at the age of 49)

3) Retired from law enforcement after being hurt in the line of duty

4) I can not sleep unless I am laying down

5) Nothing turns me on more than kissing a femme that's wearing lipstick!

1. When I'm mad I get quiet.
2. I'm very romantic.
3. Would give a body part to someone who needs it.
4. Always kind
5. Loves life.

i have never understood the point of folding underwear..:boxers:

i have recently discovered Mexican pickles..i like..:cheer:

i have a friend request from June that has sat in my in-box since i joined..:whoop:

i wonder if i ever accept it will it cause a coronary, getting banned or both?..:bomb:

i've never been banned from a site..i think..:|

Did someone see this video?

Five things no one would know about me?

I don't know who I am. times five. Click here to help me.

1. The only soda I ever drink is gingerale.

2. I feel grateful for everyday.

3. I adore my partner and we would truly be lost without each other (and were).

4. I painted my toenails today (purple with glitter).

5. I love the smell of the old medicine Lysol.

I absolutely love Starbucks

I've recently started eating right and exercising. Getting a better healthier me

I absolutely love Keeping Up With The Kardashians. And all their other shows.

I'm a huge Christian music fan wit Marvin Matthews and Gold City Quartet being among my faves

I'm also a big Housewives of New Jersey Orange Co Atlanta fan.