Chili no doubt about it

WYR walk a tight rope 125 feet in the air or zip line 125 yards no tethers?

I'll take the zip-lining option!

Wyr jog through downtown naked at midday or give a speech you hadn't prepared for in front of 2000 people?

Speeeech Speeech. :hamactor:

Wyr run to the store for ice cream or bake some thing sweet

As a terrible baker, it's best for everyone if I run to the store.

Wyr have to sing your every single word from now on (Umbrellas of Cherbourg style) or burst into a brief modern-dance sequence whenever anyone said the keyword "pasta"?

Pasta, dancing the spaghetti and meatballs for sure..

Wyr take clothes back to the store and exchange them, and had no receipt, or just give them away after they hung around to long rather than hassle.

Take them back!!!

WYR...Vacation in Alaska and receive $5000 OR vacation in Key West and receive free Rum Runners for your entire stay?

I'll take Alaska and the cash.

Would you rather go back in time and meet your ancestors or go forward and meet your great grandchildren?

Future, please (though I don't see any great grandchildren coming down the pike).

Would you rather be able to swim, suddenly, just like an olympian or sing like Maria Callas (or some other super impressive singer of your choice)?

I am going to siiiiiiiiiiiiiing :americanIdol:

WYR spend the day at the beach people watching OR spend the day at the amusement park people watching?

the sweet

wyr slice your orange or peel the orange then eat?

veggie plate please.

wyr stub your little toe or get a paper cut on your thumb?

Roasted snake it's damn good

WYR have an ice cream headache or an eyelash stuck in your eye that you can't get out?

Adrenaline rush please! I'm crazy like that

WYR cliff dive into the the ocean or bungee jump 250 ft. from a bridge?

Cliff dive into the sea...I love that.


WYR...have the ability to communicate with your mind, or have the ability to time travel?

Time travel! (Oh the places I could go and the mayhem I could cause)

WYR....have a root canal done or read the latest congressional budget out loud?

Katniss~~

Been sky diving I would love to try hang gliding.

WYR. Listen to a long winded rambling speaker who had clearly ran over his allotted time, or read some long rambling sappy gushing story with no point or relative material in it.